Need to lose way more than I'd like to. Stupid desk job.
I'm perfect just as God created me
5 pounds
10 pounds
30 pounds
more than 30; or none of your Fing business
Need to lose way more than I'd like to. Stupid desk job.
"Aw, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?" - Homer Simpson
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." - Homer Simpson