Well, let's take a look at some not-so-distant future headlines from the next generation of Packer beat writers:
"Thompson Close-mouthed About Sexual Preferences"
"McCarthy Frustrated with Thompson's Style"
"Bennett Blowup Appears Imminent"
"Rodgers' Frustration Evident on the Field"
"Packers Unhappy and Angry: All Fingers Point at Thompson, McCarthy"
"Belichek to Green Bay?"
"Holmgren Hints at Return to Coaching; Green Bay a Possibility?"