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    1963 VS 2007

    Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.


    1963 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.

    2007 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.



    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.


    1963 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.

    2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

    ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +



    Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

    1963 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.

    2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

    ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++



    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.


    1963 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

    2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

    ++++++++++++ +++++++++ ++++++++



    Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.


    1963 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal who has a headache also.

    2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

    ++++++++++++ +++++++++ ++++



    Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.

    1963 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.

    2007 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time.

    ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++



    Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

    1963: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

    2007: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.

    ++++++++++++ +++++++++



    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

    1963 - Ants die.

    2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

    ++++++++++++ +++++++++



    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.


    1963 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

    2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.

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    great read, 007

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    That'd be really funny if it weren't so true.
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    Real life irony: Did you see the grandmother of the Oshkosh girl locked in the attic for two years was ticketed for disorderly conduct (Fine, $250+) when she had forcibly tried to push her way into the house to see the child. She explained her fears to the police and their official report said that no child abuse was evident despite the locked door, lack of furniture and urine-stained mattress.

    Nice job, flatfoot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    That'd be really funny if it weren't so true.
    ditto

    I think some of them were a lil tooo extreme

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    Quote Originally Posted by swede
    Real life irony: Did you see the grandmother of the Oshkosh girl locked in the attic for two years was ticketed for disorderly conduct (Fine, $250+) when she had forcibly tried to push her way into the house to see the child. She explained her fears to the police and their official report said that no child abuse was evident despite the locked door, lack of furniture and urine-stained mattress.

    Nice job, flatfoot.
    OMG. I read about the girl, but I didn't hear about the grandmother getting fined and trying to go in the house.

    I hope those parents rot in prison. That poor girl is going to be scarred for life

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    Re: 1963 VS 2007

    Quote Originally Posted by GrnBay007
    Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.


    1963 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.

    2007 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
    not at our local school, if you don't have a gun in your gun-rack. something just aint right with you.

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    Re: 1963 VS 2007

    Quote Originally Posted by Little Whiskey
    Quote Originally Posted by GrnBay007
    Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.


    1963 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.

    2007 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
    not at our local school, if you don't have a gun in your gun-rack. something just aint right with you.
    I knew Little Whiskey was going to appreciate this one!

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    Re: 1963 VS 2007

    Quote Originally Posted by GrnBay007
    I knew Little Whiskey was going to appreciate this one!
    in my state after you are born they give you a birth certificate and then a conceal and carry lic. kids have got gun racks on their big wheels!!

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