The Dean Lowry Army

[Harlan Huckleby]

I actually loved "The Dean Lowry Army", Fritz's best joke ever, even if that is a low bar. But too late to change the thread title.

edit: I assume you got the pun, Max. Max, Max, wake up, Max.

[Maxie the Taxi]

I actually loved "The Dean Lowry Army", Fritz's best joke ever, even if that is a low bar. But too late to change the thread title.

edit: I assume you got the pun, Max. Max, Max, wake up, Max.

Oh...yeah..."Army"...short arms...now I get it... It is pretty funny, Dean. I second the motion.

[Fritz]

Hey! I resemble that remark.

Be careful, Harlan. I'm armed, unlike Dean Lowry.

[Harlan Huckleby]

First string! Finally something for the fan club to cheer about.

[Joemailman]

First string! Finally something for the fan club to cheer about.

I didn't know Dean Lowry had a twin.

[RashanGary]

First string! Finally something for the fan club to cheer about.]

nice call on Lowry.

[Harlan Huckleby]

nice call on Lowry.

Thanks, of course our hero was briefly at top of McCoach's depth chart last year. This season Mean Dean reaches for the stars.

[mraynrand]

You know if Lowry were interested in genealogy he'd make a great Dean for the College of Arms.

[Maxie the Taxi]

Thanks, of course our hero was briefly at top of McCoach's depth chart last year. This season Mean Dean reaches for the stars.

Dean the Dream.

[woodbuck27]

http://www.packers.com/team/roster/d...-3f0133bf0772/

Short arms Eh !

Big deal this athlete stands 6 feet 6 inches (296 lbs).

http://www.packers.com/news-and-even...a-b9dee3baa3f7

Dean Lowry expects to build on strong finish ....Posted Jun 26, 2017

and .... Lowry looking to make big jump in year two

" Hear from Green Bay Packers DE Dean Lowry as he talks about an intense practice and his goals in Year 2. "

http://www.packers.com/media-center/...d-0c0d466e6070

Count me in: I am pulling for Dean Lowry.

[3irty1]

The pun material in this club is top notch but I cannot join. I savaged this human vest as a prospect fully exposing myself to Patlerization.

[Harlan Huckleby]

My Lowry loyalty is based completely on seeing him in two college games where he looked very big and active, moving from sideline to sideline. Pillar to post. Badgers couldn't block him.

[Joemailman]

I wonder if Lowry has trouble reaching for his wallet when the check arrives.

[Fritz]

I wonder if Lowry has trouble reaching for his wallet when the check arrives.

Unlike some of our past defensive linemen, Lowry may be dangerous but he is apparently unarmed.

[mraynrand]

I have to say, Lowry always reminds me of this kid in High School who we called Spider Monkey. Kid could touch his knees without bending his torso. He was a freak of nature, an anti-Dean.

[pbmax]

I have to say, Lowry always reminds me of this kid in High School who we called Spider Monkey. Kid could touch his knees without bending his torso. He was a freak of nature, an anti-Dean.

Please tell me he runs a fruit picking company now.

[mraynrand]

Please tell me he runs a fruit picking company now.

Nah, he was too short. More like this guy:

[Harlan Huckleby]

We in the Dean Lowry Army refers to the long-armed as "knuckle draggers."


(I just remembered some cartoon strip in National Lampoon Magazine, or maybe it was Mad Magazine - some fine journal ion any event. It was a strip about these "siamese twin" brothers who were sheltered inside by their embarrassed parents. They would look out the window at the other kids and yell, "nah, nah, one-zies!")

[CaptainKickass]

[mmmdk]

Well, there was once a 'Nick the Kick Lowry' and now it's: Dean the Spleen Lowry? Dean the Green Lowry? Dean the Tween Lowry? Dean the Gene Lowry? Keep'em coming!