I was joking when I said 11. here's some info...http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/...story,amp.html
I just hope they got it right. Last think we need is a quarterback with a screw loose.
In any case, Aaron was at the World Series game in LA last night. Seems he pulling through OK.
He was probably miffed that Puig and Bellinger both took the collar
“I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.”
“I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time.”
“I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.”
“Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long if you’re fat.”
“You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.”
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
There's just a clavicle-ade of jokes in here.
All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!
“My Dad said, always leave them wanting more. Ironically, that’s how he lost his job in disaster relief.”
“The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.”
“My Dad told me to invest my money in bonds. So I bought 100 copies of Goldfinger.”
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
This thread is a bonafide groaner.
“I am writing a film script about going back in time to stop Hitler’s parents meeting at the Austrian Enchantment ‘Under The Sea’ dance. It’s called ‘Back to the Fuhrer’!”
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
“Crash Investigations is my favourite TV show, I’ve seen every episode. Here’s a tip for the new viewers: if the show starts with the pilots being interviewed… it will be a boring episode.”
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
This is like listening to my kids practice their jokes. Fiftieth iteration is not necessarily more amusing.