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Prescient Rat
HOFer
Kap Attorney: So you had no interest in my client, none?
MM: I'm a highly successful NFL football coach.
KA: What?
MM: You heard me.
KA: (sighs)
KA: And what was your win/loss record against my client, how about in the playoffs?
MM: Not good, that was a long time ago.
KA: And is it not true that in one of those playoff games, my client shredded your defense for 579 yards?
MM: ah, er
KA: including my client throwing for two touchdowns, rushing for two more, throwing for 260 yards and rushing for an obscene 180 yards?
MM: well, ah
KA: one of the greatest all around performances in playoff history. So you did not consider my client to address your current needs?
MM: Hey, this is 2017. That's ancient history.
KA: Ancient history, okay.
KA: Mr. McCarthy, who was your defensive coordinator on that day.
MM: (silence)
KA: Sir, I remind you you're under oath!
MM: Dom Capers
KA: Dom Capers?
MM: That's what I said.
KA: And who is your defensive coordinator now?
MM: (silence)
KA: Surely, you have changed defensive coordinator's by now. 2013 was ancient history, right?
MM: I'm a highly successful NFL head coach.
MM: And don't call me Shirley.
KA: No more questions.
Last edited by esoxx; 11-10-2017 at 08:06 PM.
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