Mark Murphy is as useless as a hind TIT

[mraynrand]

C'mon, Pug. Woody is the self-proclaimed manliest man in the entire north woods. He's a lumberjack of a man, a brawling, axe-slamming meat of a man.

The only thing girly about Woodbark is his hair-on-fire hysteria and his love of curlers. He's really the crunchiest of crunching Canadiens.