Assistant Coach Shuffle 2018

[mraynrand]

The staff has been officially announced. And I recognize so few names. Hopefully they're all up and comers.

Offensive Perimeter – David Raih

I assume this guy will be filling and placing sandbags and positioning mortars?

[Smidgeon]

Hmm...
I got hired by McDonalds on a Monday (truth is I worked at the place a year before - this was after my freshman year in college), worked a shift on Tuesday, got a call on Tuesday afternoon from Kohl's bakery, quit the McDonald's job, and worked the Tuesday night shift at Kohl's.

I was hired at Dairy Queen. Completed my hour long training in 30 minutes. Called that night to quit.

I got a bead during training the manager would be difficult to work with, and I was not flexible enough to work around that. I already had my primary job anyway. So I quit. 30 minutes at Dairy Queen.

[Smidgeon]

They are building new defensive and offensive playbooks.

Interesting. Apparently a major failing on the offensive side too.

[gbgary]

loved everything i heard from Pettine today.

[mraynrand]

loved everything i heard from Pettine today.

From 2014:

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Browns seriously screwed up by giving me the job instead of Dan Quinn.
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Mike Pettine
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Just found out our interview this week is with Kyle Shanahan, not Mike. AND that he's never coached for the Bills before. Shit.
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Parody accounts are lame. RT @cctweets09 Did someone make a parody account for Pettine's daughter yet?
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There's three things in life you can never have enough of. Good friends, money, and former Buffalo Bills assistant coaches.
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26 Jan 2014
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Getting ready to settle in for the Pro Bowl. Heard there's a lot of offense in this game, and I know nothing about offense. #TakingNotes
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26 Jan 2014
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Really hope Josh Gordon has stayed away from the Maui Wowie this week out in Hawaii.
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If Cam Cameron turns me down, I'm turning to http://Match.com to find an offensive coordinator.
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This whole hiring coordinators thing is tough. I've been turned down more times than a pork sandwich in Tel Aviv.
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25 Jan 2014
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Not that I blame him, but Chud defecated in one of the desk drawers in the coaches office when cleaning his stuff out of here.
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Text message I just got from Chud: "Rent, don't buy."
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My daughter just told me I'm not allowed to wear Browns clothing when her friends are around "so I don't embarrass her".

[pbmax]

Hmm...
I got hired by McDonalds on a Monday (truth is I worked at the place a year before - this was after my freshman year in college), worked a shift on Tuesday, got a call on Tuesday afternoon from Kohl's bakery, quit the McDonald's job, and worked the Tuesday night shift at Kohl's.

But then did you return to McDonalds after that shift?

[mraynrand]

But then did you return to McDonalds after that shift?

just to drop off the uniform and get a coffee

[gbgary]

From 2014:

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..........etc.

ha! that account might be worth a follow especially how comical our D was last year.

[pbmax]

Green Bay Packers @packers
#Packers announce that secondary – safeties coach Darren Perry will pursue other opportunities.

Weird to see him gone. He was either the most or second most well regarded assistant that Capers' hire brought (along with Trgovac). He was mentioned as a possible DC candidate early in his career but was thrown out of Pittsburgh during the reshuffle when Mike Tomlin was hired.

Not sure what to make of the Packers announcing his leaving versus the rumors hitting the internet that another team signed him to coach. Might mean he is headed for a lateral move. Another new voice headed here on defense.

[pbmax]

Tom Silverstein @TomSilverstein

Source said that #Packers safeties coach Darren Perry asked for his release and coach Mike McCarthy granted it. Perry was still under contract and wanted to continue pursuing a job elsewhere.

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Green Bay Packers @packers
#Packers announce that secondary – safeties coach Darren Perry will pursue other opportunities.

Weird to see him gone. He was either the most or second most well regarded assistant that Capers' hire brought (along with Trgovac). He was mentioned as a possible DC candidate early in his career but was thrown out of Pittsburgh during the reshuffle when Mike Tomlin was hired.

Not sure what to make of the Packers announcing his leaving versus the rumors hitting the internet that another team signed him to coach. Might mean he is headed for a lateral move. Another new voice headed here on defense.

awesome news, the secondary has been a complete joke for 2 or 3 years now.

this has been the keystone cops portion of our team

he should have been let go the morning after our last game

i wanted to throw up when his name started coming up as a candidate for the d-coord job