Patriots -4.5
Over/Under 49
9th? Super Bowl for Patriots. 2nd for Eagles.
Patriots vs. United States National Symbol.
Pink will sing the National Anthem.
Patriots -4.5
Over/Under 49
9th? Super Bowl for Patriots. 2nd for Eagles.
Patriots vs. United States National Symbol.
Pink will sing the National Anthem.
Boo.
Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
Iggles 24 Boston 7
One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers
Outcome of coin toss
Heads -105
Tails -105
Time to sing national anthem
Over two minutes -120
Under two minutes -120
Will Pink forget or omit a word from the national anthem?
Yes + 400
No -700
Will Pink say "Eagles" before during or after she sings the national anthem?
Yes +150
No -200
Will any scoring drive take less time than it takes Pink to sing the national anthem?
Yes -150
No +110
How many clips will be shown from Super Bowl 39 during the broadcast?
Over 2.5 +150
Under 2.5 -200
How many times will "dynasty" be said during the broadcast?
Over 1.5 -250
Under 1.5 +170
How many times will 'wardrobe malfunction' be mentioned during the broadcast?
Over 1.5 +300
Under 1.5 -500
How many times will Gisele Bundchen be shown on TV during broadcast?
Over 1.5 -250
Under 1.5 +170
How many times will Tom Brady's age be mentioned during the broadcast?
Over 1.5 -350
Under 1.5 +225
How many times will the temperature outside the stadium be mentioned during the broadcast?
Over 1 -350
Under 1 +225
How many times will Carson Wentz be mentioned during broadcast?
Over 3.5 -200
Under 3.5 +150
How many times will Robert Kraft be shown on TV during broadcast?
Over 2.5 -200
Under 2.5 +150
Who will be mentioned first during broadcast?
Robert Kraft -250
Jeff Lurie +170
Who will be mentioned first during broadcast?
Bill Belichick -155
Doug Pederson +115
Who will be shown first on TV during the singing of the national anthem?
Tom Brady -200
Nick Foles +150
Will Donald Trump be mentioned during broadcast?
Yes EVEN
No -140
Will Donovan McNabb's vomiting incident from Super Bowl 39 be mentioned during the broadcast?
Yes +170
No -250
Will Nick Foles have a higher QB rating than Tom Brady?
Yes +150
No -200
Will Terrell Owens be mentioned during the broadcast?
Yes -160
No +120
Will any QB throw for 400 or more yards in the game?
Yes +300
No -500
Will any TD be overturned by replay?
Yes +150
No -200
Will there be a flea flicker attempt?
Yes +135
No -175
How many times will the Rocky statue in Philadelphia be show during broadcast?
Over 1 +110
Under 1 -150
How many times will Janet Jackson be mentioned during broadcast?
Over 1.5 +200
Under 1.5 -300
What color will the liquid be that is poured on the game-winning coach?
Lime/Green/Yellow +225
Orange +300
Red +400
Clear/Water +400
Blue +400
Purple +1000
Will "Nipplegate" be said during broadcast?
Yes +500
No -900
Will Al Michaels refer to the spread on the game?
Yes +110
No -150
Will anyone except Brady or Foles take a snap in the game?
Yes EVEN
No -140
What color will Justin Timberlake's shoes be when he begins his halftime show performance?
White -120
Black +225
Brown/Beige +700
Red +1000
Blue +1000
Green +1000
Yellow +2000
Will Justin Timberlake be wearing a hat when he begins his halftime show performance?
Yes -130
No -110
Who will the Super Bowl MVP mention first in his speech?
Teammates +175
God +300
City +800
Coach +800
Owner +1600
Family +500
Does not mention any of the above +300
Doug Pederson 27
Bill Belicheat 24
Most of the country is rooting for Philly mainly because of Patriot fatigue. I for one have had NE up to here. Nothing against their players but the NE fans I run into down here are insufferable and feel like they are entitled to win the SB every damn year.
HOFer
MASSIVE BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pink has the flu and might not sing the anthem
There's a game today???
I'm guessing you've never met an Eggles fan.Originally Posted by Pugger
Most of the country is rooting for Philly mainly because of Patriot fatigue. I for one have had NE up to here. Nothing against their players but the NE fans I run into down here are insufferable and feel like they are entitled to win the SB every damn year.
I want Eggles fans to suffer dolefully amid yet another Super Bowl defeat more than I want to witness former Packer Pederson hoist the Lombardi Trophy. That, plus, I'm a staunch supporter of Belichickism.
Pats 34
Eggles 20
I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.
NO!!!!! What are players supposed to do now during the anthem time slot? Kneel?
I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.
As an aside, after Super Bowl 45 (I refuse to use Roman numerals b/c of the Romans prosecution of Spartacus), I thought the Pack would've played in half a dozen or more Super Bowls by now. Thanks Ted!
If the Packers ever get the the Big Game again before my time in this universe expires, I swear I'm gonna cherish the moments more tenderly.
I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.
I'm not throwing a score out there. But the Pats win, and Brady shows once again he is the best ever.
Possible retorts:
Keep Roman politics in FYI
That joke is no funnier the XCIXth time tha it was the primis time.
Cherish is the word you use to describe? I don't know how many times I wish that I had told you!
[QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.
Is there a game today?
What if Spartacus had a Piper Cub?
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
Shit. I hope Roseanne isn't her backup.
Is it wrong to hope she is? I'd prefer that to a hologram of Prince, although I would settle for Fat Amy!
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Imagine for a moment a world without hypothetical situations...
Some very interesting prop bets there.
Vegas thinks Trump does not get mentioned? That would surprise me.
Brady's age...2 or 3 at least. Either in the 'this 40 year old man still has it' or 'has father time caught up with this 40 year old quarterback'. No way Collingworth doesn't harp on that.
Temperature outside the stadium? It's minus damn 20C, no way that doesn't get mentioned.
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Imagine for a moment a world without hypothetical situations...
Not gonna be happy with hologram anything, especially Prince. But I am not watching halftime unless Janet Jackson shows up.
Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
There were a lot of football players in Pitch Perfect 2.
Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
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