I have Dorsey Levens, but I'm betting the rubes wouldn't understand.
You can always plead, "we gave you our heir apparent GM AND a backup QB to face. No one has done more for the Cleveland Browns this season than the Packers".
That include Joe Thomas and the Browns front office.
Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.