Quote Originally Posted by Fritz View Post
Perhaps he could hold a Make-A-Wish kid out in front of him with one hand and help push Bart's wheelchair with the other, whilst the big screen plays testimonials from Mother Theresa (she was a big fan, back in the day) and Billy Graham.

That ought to cover the bases.
The other way to go would be to show-up in a Vikings jersey. Then the boos are a badge of honor.

I would respect such a gag till the end of time, if not longer.

I'm not getting any seconds for my nominating ode to Lynn Dickey.