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    Quote Originally Posted by KYPack View Post
    I pretty much assumed she was gay.

    Oh well, them gay babies line up a Bretsky situation much easier than the straight girls.
    Plenty of female athletes are gay.

    However, driving a car in a circle at high speed takes skills, but so does flying an airplane. Airline pilots aren't athletes, and neither are NASCAR drivers. Therefore, Miss Danica ain't gay.

    If I were Rodgers, I'd go for J-Law or Rihanna or that hot Asian chick from that Family Guy episode that saw Bill Maher make a cameo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
    Plenty of female athletes are gay.

    However, driving a car in a circle at high speed takes skills, but so does flying an airplane. Airline pilots aren't athletes, and neither are NASCAR drivers. Therefore, Miss Danica ain't gay.

    If I were Rodgers, I'd go for J-Law or Rihanna or that hot Asian chick from that Family Guy episode that saw Bill Maher make a cameo.
    let's break down the 'syllogism':
    - Plenty of female athletes are gay
    - Driving a car at high speed requires skill
    - Flying an airplane requires skill
    - Airline pilots are not athletes
    - NASCAR drivers are not athletes
    Conclusion: Danica Patrick isn't a lesbian
    Corollary conclusion: Dr. John Holmes, MD, Ph.D. would be very disappointed in your lack of logic
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    let's break down the 'syllogism':
    - Plenty of female athletes are gay
    - Driving a car at high speed requires skill
    - Flying an airplane requires skill
    - Airline pilots are not athletes
    - NASCAR drivers are not athletes
    Conclusion: Danica Patrick isn't a lesbian
    Corollary conclusion: Dr. John Holmes, MD, Ph.D. would be very disappointed in your lack of logic
    lol Another thing is, Ms Danicia is too bitchy to be gay. Seems like every time I watch her highlights, she's barking at her male competitors.

    Btw: What's up with the Thompson avatars? First thing I do when reading another poster's post is check out his or her avatar. The quoted post, I honestly thought I was reading a Harlan post before I noticed your sig.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
    Btw: What's up with the Thompson avatars? First thing I do when reading another poster's post is check out his or her avatar. The quoted post, I honestly thought I was reading a Harlan post before I noticed your sig.
    Harlan and Red have pictures right from the minnesota game. Mine is a photoshop of Ted as Captain Chrstopher Pike after the radiation accident, confined to a wheelchair and only able to signify yes (one red flash) or no (two red flashes). Note: If they hadn't fired him, Ted could still have signaled choice of signing new free agent (two red flashes).

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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Harlan and Red have pictures right from the minnesota game. Mine is a photoshop of Ted as Captain Chrstopher Pike after the radiation accident, confined to a wheelchair and only able to signify yes (one red flash) or no (two red flashes). Note: If they hadn't fired him, Ted could still have signaled choice of signing new free agent (two red flashes).
    OIC. I enjoy watching the neo Star Trek films, but the old stuff are too technologically obsolete for my taste, so I had no clue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
    OIC. I enjoy watching the neo Star Trek films, but the old stuff are too technologically obsolete for my taste, so I had no clue.
    still can't work that clunky transporter I guess. I'm still perfecting the Tantalus Field. Harlan should watch out if I do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
    Btw: What's up with the Thompson avatars? First thing I do when reading another poster's post is check out his or her avatar. The quoted post, I honestly thought I was reading a Harlan post before I noticed your sig.
    When Ted announced he was leaving to spend more time with his family, I co-opted red's avatar as a tribute to the fallen hero. Ted, not red. I see now that it caused confusion and I regret the error in judgement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
    When Ted announced he was leaving to spend more time with his family, I co-opted red's avatar as a tribute to the fallen hero. Ted, not red. I see now that it caused confusion and I regret the error in judgement.
    lol

    Speaking of Ted's family, I seriously believe that Ted sacrificed personal happiness for professional gain. And so in the closet he remains.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
    lol Another thing is, Ms Danicia is too bitchy to be gay. Seems like every time I watch her highlights, she's barking at her male competitors.
    barking at the other drivers doesn't make her bitchy. it makes her competitive. she's just standing her ground like they all do. like any person should. who thinks their mother, sister, daughter, should not have a voice?

    she's been married, divorced, dated another driver, and now Rodgers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbgary View Post
    barking at the other drivers doesn't make her bitchy. it makes her competitive. she's just standing her ground like they all do. like any person should. who thinks their mother, sister, daughter, should not have a voice?

    she's been married, divorced, dated another driver, and now Rodgers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
    Plenty of female athletes are gay.

    However, driving a car in a circle at high speed takes skills, but so does flying an airplane. Airline pilots aren't athletes, and neither are NASCAR drivers. Therefore, Miss Danica ain't gay.

    If I were Rodgers, I'd go for J-Law or Rihanna or that hot Asian chick from that Family Guy episode that saw Bill Maher make a cameo.
    You think ARod needs to be lined up with this Chick:



    Family Guy: " Yea you've got it now that's right..just RELAX.

    Now if you would..PLEASE just stand up and show me that HOT ASS.

    You see Aaron Rodgers likes Hot Ass's."
    ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by woodbuck27 View Post
    You think ARod needs to be lined up with this Chick:



    Family Guy: " Yea you've got it now that's right..just RELAX.

    Now if you would..PLEASE just stand up and show me that HOT ASS.

    You see Aaron Rodgers likes Hot Ass's."
    Is that Nutz filiming Asa Akira?

    Yo Nutz, I know you're lurking. Still listening to Pac and showing "Remember the Titans" to your players?

    Awesome episode.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
    Is that Nutz filiming Asa Akira?

    Yo Nutz, I know you're lurking. Still listening to Pac and showing "Remember the Titans" to your players?

    Awesome episode.
    I'll be damned. We do have something in common. We both know who Asa Akira is.
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    Danica has a response:

    ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by woodbuck27 View Post
    You think ARod needs to be lined up with this Chick:



    Family Guy: " Yea you've got it now that's right..just RELAX.

    Now if you would..PLEASE just stand up and show me that HOT ASS.

    You see Aaron Rodgers likes Hot Ass's."

    Ahhh...Now I see what Woodbuck is up to when Mae takes that weekend trip to visit her sister.
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