“I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.”Originally Posted by Joemailman
“I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time.”
“I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.”
“Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long if you’re fat.”
“You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.”
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