lol @ bold part.
Woodbuck, you're a compassionate fellow, so I'll go ahead and admit that I was joking in the other post, well sort off...Maybe not. lol
Inspired to write it after watching an episode of that notorious show, Family Guy - you know that funny show that got cancelled not once but twice because a few humorless fishmongers, instead of simply ignoring the show altogether, kept complaining to the FCC.
Fuck it, I'm sick of flipping burgers. Imma take a grammar class at the local community college, and afterward, move to Hollywood to become a porn parody scriptwriter. I believe, as a writer, I am a diamond in the rough.