Originally Posted by
George Cumby
Since you bring it up, I've been doing a little...... "Research" on my fellow Rats. Be warned, this all 100% accurate, you may not be happy how deep into your sock drawer I have gone:
Ky is a high school principal in a small town in Maine. Although "happily" married, he is currently schtooping the school nurse who has a generous supply of "personal lubricant" in her purse.
Woodbucks real name is: Edgar Addams and he is currently working on his Sociology Thesis on "Internet Communities: a Study in Dysfunctional Communication Styles and Tribalism". He's been on this for about ten years, he hasn't made any progress in the last five, is now an alcoholic and is contemplating becoming a janitor.
Pugs is actually a New Jersey Longshoreman.
Patler is in a Federal Witness Protection program. He's a former Mid level Russian mobster who currently lives at the following address: 5334 Brown Avenue, Apartment B, Oconomowoc, WI. Sorry for outing you, "George", or should I say: Pavel.
"Fritz", aka: Tom Green, still can't get over Drew. Get a grip, Tom, Charlies Angels was a long fucking time ago and Cameron Diaz iwas and is WAY hotter.
Rand, and this comes as no surprise, is a Bay Area Liberal living in Marin County. He has a lifetime subscription to "Mother Earth News", proclaims to be a vegan but secretly eats bacon every morning. He drives a Prius, his home is off-grid and he donates half of his salary (he's an environmental lawyer) to charity, focusing on those which assist those poor souls suffering from gender dysphoria.
Also no surprise, you Harlan, suffer from gender dysphoria and are contemplating the procedures which will change you from a man to a banana slug.
Mad is a stacked blonde stripper in Fresno named "Candy Teats". From much in depth personal research, I know that Mad/Candy gives great lap dances. You are welcome.
Nutz is a mousy librarian in Springfield Illinois who has a hard time keeping track of her reading glasses. She also has a voracious appetite for, shall we say, "exotic" pornography. Thank you, Mistress, may I have another?
PB is a bored housewife in Madison who seems to have a lot of tradesman in and out of the house. PB's husband thought it odd when Arulio the pool boy showed up and they don't have a pool. But PB's husband is too busy selling reusable glow sticks to be bothered with such details.
Tank? Who gives a fuck?
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