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    Tank - STFU while you still have people defending you. Stryker obviously has a history with you so let's leave it at that otherwise it will be you who has to go since you are already a deadman walking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadtownPacker View Post
    Tank - STFU while you still have people defending you. Stryker obviously has a history with you so let's leave it at that otherwise it will be you who has to go since you are already a deadman walking.
    My history with Striker consists of him calling me a troll at every turn and I turning the other cheek and ignoring him, except when I'm bored or the Packers lose. But whatever you say, boss.

    As this thread draws to a close, some final words...

    Madtown has a nice forum going on here, but if it makes my haters feel any better, the real reason I kept coming back is because I am merely a loser, and yes, living in my parents' basement. We don't see young studs like B4MVP, Ballhawk and Justin Harrell around anymore. Those guys are having coition with hot chicks everyday while I haven't gotten laid since Super Bowl 32, and even in that case, the chick was chubby and drunk due to the bitter end to the Packers' season. Those guys are making large Wampums working on Wall Street while I, despite holding a Master's degree from the Mel Kiper Jr. School of College Football Scouting and Hair Design at the prestigious ESPNU, am flipping burgers for the minimum wage.

    The Packers are what's keeping me from ending my wretched existence. When they win, I feel like a winner, like a stud, like Nutz. But lets not be deluded. This team just lost to the hapless Bills. Odds are, the season will end like usually does: A bitter end.

    As I write this, I am listening to Coldplay's "Amsterdam"...Stuck on the end of this ball and chain/And I'm on my way back down again/Stood on the edge, tied to the noose...(Don't worry, I have an appointment trm with my psychiatrist, the noted Dr. John Holmes, MD, PhD.)

    Btw, I don't want anyone's fucking pity, ok?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrion Lannister View Post
    My history with Striker consists of him calling me a troll at every turn and I turning the other cheek and ignoring him, except when I'm bored or the Packers lose. But whatever you say, boss.

    As this thread draws to a close, some final words...

    Madtown has a nice forum going on here, but if it makes my haters feel any better, the real reason I kept coming back is because I am merely a loser, and yes, living in my parents' basement. We don't see young studs like B4MVP, Ballhawk and Justin Harrell around anymore. Those guys are having coition with hot chicks everyday while I haven't gotten laid since Super Bowl 32, and even in that case, the chick was chubby and drunk due to the bitter end to the Packers' season. Those guys are making large Wampums working on Wall Street while I, despite holding a Master's degree from the Mel Kiper Jr. School of College Football Scouting and Hair Design at the prestigious ESPNU, am flipping burgers for the minimum wage.

    The Packers are what's keeping me from ending my wretched existence. When they win, I feel like a winner, like a stud, like Nutz. But lets not be deluded. This team just lost to the hapless Bills. Odds are, the season will end like usually does: A bitter end.

    As I write this, I am listening to Coldplay's "Amsterdam"...Stuck on the end of this ball and chain/And I'm on my way back down again/Stood on the edge, tied to the noose...(Don't worry, I have an appointment trm with my psychiatrist, the noted Dr. John Holmes, MD, PhD.)
    You just made Mae and my day.

    Ohh ........... Suicide isn't a proper response. Get out of the basement. Boot your parents upstairs.

    I'd miss your humour. We don't have enough of that around here.

    Move on up in the world. You don't need to flip burgers like a boy. Become a Pizza Delivery Man.

    Dr. John Holmes. mmmmm .... Something about that name that bothers me. Wasn't he a protagonist on Criminal Minds?

    Save 'YOUR $MONEY$

    RE: any attitudinal or emotional/mentlal issues. Solve them pronto:

    Use 'Ask Jeeves'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by woodbuck27 View Post
    You just made Mae and my day.

    Ohh ........... Suicide isn't a proper response. Get out of the basement. Boot your parents upstairs.

    I'd miss your humour. We don't have enough of that around here.

    Move on up in the world. You don't need to flip burgers like a boy. Become a Pizza Delivery Man.


    Dr. John Holmes. mmmmm .... Something about that name that bothers me. Wasn't he a protagonist on Criminal Minds?

    Save 'YOUR $MONEY$

    RE: any attitudinal or emotional/mentlal issues. Solve them pronto:

    Use 'Ask Jeeves'.
    lol @ bold part.

    Woodbuck, you're a compassionate fellow, so I'll go ahead and admit that I was joking in the other post, well sort off...Maybe not. lol

    Inspired to write it after watching an episode of that notorious show, Family Guy - you know that funny show that got cancelled not once but twice because a few humorless fishmongers, instead of simply ignoring the show altogether, kept complaining to the FCC.

    Fuck it, I'm sick of flipping burgers. Imma take a grammar class at the local community college, and afterward, move to Hollywood to become a porn parody scriptwriter. I believe, as a writer, I am a diamond in the rough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrion Lannister View Post
    lol @ bold part.

    Woodbuck, you're a compassionate fellow, so I'll go ahead and admit that I was joking in the other post, well sort off...Maybe not. lol

    Inspired to write it after watching an episode of that notorious show, Family Guy - you know that funny show that got cancelled not once but twice because a few humorless fishmongers, instead of simply ignoring the show altogether, kept complaining to the FCC.

    Fuck it, I'm sick of flipping burgers. Imma take a grammar class at the local community college, and afterward, move to Hollywood to become a porn parody scriptwriter. I believe, as a writer, I am a diamond in the rough.
    I'm huge on Family guy. Brian's too cool.

    Family Guy and .................. censorship.......hahahahaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrion Lannister View Post
    My history with Striker consists of him calling me a troll at every turn and I turning the other cheek and ignoring him, except when I'm bored or the Packers lose. But whatever you say, boss.
    And you know you've earned the label, and you know you did more than turn the other cheek at the Bubbler (though you playing the "victim" card is real cute) as you and your fellow (admittedly far more toxic) troll buddies tore that place down. But of course we can't call back to the Bubbler since it no longer exists. However (most know) since you've lied before and since your act hasn't changed at all in almost 10 years, I don't expect anything less.

    Keep him, boot him, whatever. I know what I'd do, but it's ultimately Mad's call. I only came into this to stand with KY since no one else really was, plus it's pretty obvious that he's still a troll.

    So, back to before. I'll continue to ignore direct contact with him unless I get dragged into this crap again.

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