Is Rodgers Clavicle Getting The Best Care?

[Smidgeon]

That reminds me of an off topic joke, not to say off color: What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

[Zool]

A stick.

What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?

[Harlan Huckleby]

[woodbuck27]

Harlan you never let me down.

'Huck and Buck' still undefeated and 'All Time Packerrat Champions' and... how to use humour to make any point.

[woodbuck27]

Here's another Bar related Newfie Joke and you should know there are a whole lot of Irish Genes in Newfoundland:

" ...A Newfoundlander walks into a bar in Halifax, orders three drafts of Keith's and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells him "You know, a draft goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The Newfoundlander replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Toronto, the other is in Boston, and I'm here in Halifax. When we all left home we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each o'me brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

The Newfoundlander becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way. He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders two pints.

All the other regulars take notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The Newfoundlander looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs, "Oh, no, everybody's just fine." He explains. "It's just that my wife had us join the Pentecostal Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected me brothers though."..."

[woodbuck27]

http://www.nfl.com/public/article/20...0000871634.htm

Don't ask Aaron Rodgers when he'll return from the broken collarbone that has derailed his 2017 season.

"...the Packers quarterback wasn't about to make foolhardy prognostications about whether or not he'll be back to spearhead a potential Green Bay playoff run. His message to anyone who'll listen? Check back in about six weeks.

For Rodgers, where the Packers might be in the standings by then isn't his concern. His focus remains on doing everything he can to get healthy as soon as possible.

"It will be the bone healing. But there's a timetable," Rodgers said. "I believe I can practice in six weeks based on the schedule. So if I'm at a place at that point healing-wise and [able] to throw, then I'll be out here. And if I'm not, I won't." ..."

GO PACKERS !

[Zool]

What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre