"For instance I don't look at all like that 'green guy' mooning his concerned neighbour."
Woody, we know that. We think maybe you look more like the old guy in the jean shorts (thus, "jorts"). Personally, this is kinda what I picture when I think of you, Edwin:
But maybe with a shirt that's not as nice. I'm thinking more like red flannel. Do you button the top button? I'm thinking yes.