There's just a clavicle-ade of jokes in here.
There's just a clavicle-ade of jokes in here.
All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!
“My Dad said, always leave them wanting more. Ironically, that’s how he lost his job in disaster relief.”
“The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.”
“My Dad told me to invest my money in bonds. So I bought 100 copies of Goldfinger.”
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck