Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
I remember altering the lyrics based on the cheap nature of the show, withe repeated stock footage:
"Spider-man, Spider-man, does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size, seems I've seen this scene more than twice.
Look Out! Here comes the Spider-man.
"Shoot a bullet, he can dodge it, This cartoon has a three dollar budget.
Can he swing from a thread? Take a look overhead.
Hey, there. There goes the Spider-man."
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck