The skinbasket is a a horrible Valentines date.
The skinbasket is a a horrible Valentines date.
HOFer
Next time try a girl...I'm just sayin'Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
"Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
It hurts. It burns. It makes us want to kill, to break teeth and spit.
When greatness passes unnoticed, and the worthless dominate our conscious, we have failed as a people. And we have failed. Miserably. Maybe we deserve to be subsumed into the oblivion of recent history.
Hope you're all happy with who you are.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
It's very dark at the bottom of Skinhole tonight, isn't it?
It's come to our attention that some cocksnorklers are attempting to usurp the SkinBasket's unalienable rights to sole use of first person reference in the romper room.
To such brigands we can only reply, "Our veined manhood longs for your mothers, but perchance will find solace in the next generation if such behavior continues unchecked."
An intrusion on the Skinbasket's use of the royal we will be met by severe and immediate violence.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
superfan thinks the SkinBasket should get bent.
"My problems with him are his vision and tendency to dance instead of pounding a hole." - Harvey Wallbangers
If the SkinBasket wishes to lay claim to sole and unalienable rights to the royal "we", the SkinBasket should at least refer to itself using the proper tense.
"My problems with him are his vision and tendency to dance instead of pounding a hole." - Harvey Wallbangers
Skin is a beautiful human being. His years of research and training have rendered his gag reflex null and void. I love him very much.
The SkinBasket's gag reflex will cut your pencil dick in half. Try us.
The SkinBasket once assaulted a nurse, against his own will, who attempted a swab of his throatal area. The experience allowed us a taste of the violence of unrestrained autonomy. We will do the same to you, unworthy subject of cockledom.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
This thread has become much too skinbaskety
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
Skinbasket rhymes with Oak Wood Casket.
I do so love our pillow talk baby.
The Skinbasket has been asleep for a very long time. Part of us suspects this is by design. Another part suspects it was because we were tired. And a little too educated.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
Yeah, great. Your fucking tank top has a fucking built in bra. Just don't fucking expect the fucking thing to get folded like it's motherfuxcking origami. Jesus fucking christ. I appreciate the sexual efforts, but if this is the fucking price, then fuck me. Keep your deep throat and give me some normal fucking tee shirts to fold.
HOFer
Why not just hang the damned things on a hanger and be done with it?
"Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
Based on the last sentence sounds like it is worth folding the shirts IMO.
Stop the fucking complaining you pussy. The wife brings home the dough, fucks and sucks you and you bitch about folding some laundry. Tough life.
C.H.U.D.
Yeah, I admit, I was in some kind of bad mood last night. I tend to get pissy about things that I actually put some effort into that turn out looking like shit, like fucking triple topped shirts you can't tell if they're inside out or not that don't make any fucking sense to me sober, much less drunk. After I fell asleep for like 10 minutes, I was fine. Now I need some protein.
You would think so, but sometimes my self-deprecating sense of drunken pride makes me think strange things that aren't always true, no matter how real they seem at the time.
Well that sucks. So how about Nutz? He seems like the type to appreciate a well folded shirt.
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