Calling in sick

[LL2]

Any suggestions on how to sound sick when your not?

[BallHawk]

This may help. :D

http://www.wikihow.com/Call-in-Sick-When-You-Just-Need-a-Day-Off

[LL2]

This may help. :D

http://www.wikihow.com/Call-in-Sick-When-You-Just-Need-a-Day-Off

There are a couple good ones in there. Like snort water up your nose to have a "stuffed nose" sound. I'd rather stick cotton up my nose.

[Joemailman]

Stare at this picture while calling in and you'll sound sick.

http://iamamericanperiod.com/photogallery/People/Fat%20Bikini.jpg

[LL2]

I'm sick already!

[MJZiggy]

Well, if that didn't do it, take a little syrup of ipecac and you can skip the soup can (how are you supposed to do that fake barf in the company bathroom with a can of soup? Are you supposed to dash in there and whip out your can opener, cause I'm pretty sure the pull tab cans make noise. And what are you supposed to do with the can when you're done? Too many questions)

[BallHawk]

Well, if that didn't do it, take a little syrup of ipecac and you can skip the soup can (how are you supposed to do that fake barf in the company bathroom with a can of soup? Are you supposed to dash in there and whip out your can opener, cause I'm pretty sure the pull tab cans make noise. And what are you supposed to do with the can when you're done? Too many questions)

And you'd have to be careful choosing the flavor of soup. You don't want the bathroom smelling like clam chowder.