Valentine Ideas

[packinpatland]

This is for you guys out there that are tired of giving your wife or girlfriend flowers, chocolate, dinner, or other unimaginative gifts........

Try this:
http://zigknit.com

I ordered a shawl, it arrived today..........it is fantastic, it's beautiful,.......I may wrap it and give it to myself!!!!

[MJZiggy]

I'm glad you like it. Now I gotta update the site with the available items...

[SkinBasket]

My wife would kick me in the balls if I gave her that.

[MJZiggy]

Note to self: send item to Skinbasket's wife with his name on it...

[SkinBasket]

Note to self: send item to Skinbasket's wife with his name on it...

Jesus is watching you.

[MJZiggy]

Jesus would approve.

[SkinBasket]

Jesus loves my balls. He put extra effort into making them.

[Harlan Huckleby]

well, good things come in small packages.

[packinpatland]

:laugh:
well, good things come in small packages. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[packinpatland]

:oops: I'm sorry, that wasn't very nice.

[SkinBasket]

No need to apologize. Takes more than a small penis joke to offend me, especially considering the source.

[Bretsky]

This is for you guys out there that are tired of giving your wife or girlfriend flowers, chocolate, dinner, or other unimaginative gifts........

Try this:
http://zigknit.com

I ordered a shawl, it arrived today..........it is fantastic, it's beautiful,.......I may wrap it and give it to myself!!!!

Every girl should have an ounce of Bretsky charm for Valentines day

[packinpatland]

This is for you guys out there that are tired of giving your wife or girlfriend flowers, chocolate, dinner, or other unimaginative gifts........

Try this:
http://zigknit.com

I ordered a shawl, it arrived today..........it is fantastic, it's beautiful,.......I may wrap it and give it to myself!!!!

Every girl should have an ounce of Bretsky charm for Valentines day

Where's that puking emotion??????

[MJZiggy]

Here it is:

http://www.packerrats.com/images/puke.gif

[Harlan Huckleby]

No need to apologize. Takes more than a small penis joke to offend me, especially considering the source.

Your small penis never entered the conversation, not sure why you felt the need to mention it. We were discussing your testicles.

[GBRulz]

spam ! :lol:

[Badgepack]

Fun Valentines present shopping-

http://www.knickerpicker.com/dressing-room.asp

[RashanGary]

Nice Knits.

[RashanGary]

Every chistmas, I always ask my wife what she thinks of roombas or dyson's or whatever the hot vacuum on the market is.


She always gets this disappointed look as if to say "you didn't get me a fucking vacuum cleaner, did you?" and I always respond by sort of smiling like "oh shit, I did".

I never acctually get her a vacuum though. Michelle, if you're reading my post, stop reading because I'm about to give away a suprise I'm going to get you down the road. Wait, no I'm not because if you're reading this you're too nosey to stop.

[Deputy Nutz]

I wish my wife would get me the vacuum I asked for back on December 25th. I guess I stay home raising the kids and I don't even get a Christmas present.

[Iron Mike]

spam ! :lol:

You'd like this for Valentine's Day???

http://blog.une.edu.au/itd-news/files/2007/05/spam.jpg

[MadtownPacker]

Fuck V-Day!!

If I dont believe in Santa why the hell should I believe in Cupid??

[MJZiggy]

Cause Cupid'll get you laid. Santa not so much.

[packinpatland]

Cause Cupid'll get you laid. Santa not so much.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Not so sure about Santa tho.......he is such a jolly ol' elf.....

And Mad.............shhhhhhhhhh there may be children listening.

[Iron Mike]

Cause Cupid'll get you laid. Santa not so much.

You know what they say about Santa........ :P

[twoseven]

Cause Cupid'll get you laid. Santa not so much.
Santa can bring Mad a blow up girlfriend.

Cupid can bring him an STD.

[MadtownPacker]

Cause Cupid'll get you laid. Santa not so much.
Santa can bring Mad a blow up girlfriend.

Cupid can bring him an STD.Maybe I will believe in Santa after all.... :P

[Harlan Huckleby]

MAd already has a blow up girlfriend. She gets mad, yells at him and pushes him around like a wet noodle.

It's always the way - the macho talking guys are wimps behind closed doors.

[Joemailman]

Cause Cupid'll get you laid. Santa not so much.

Says who?

http://www.tvdance.com/shop/-00-images/halloween-costumes/21686.jpg