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Tyrone Bigguns
01-14-2008, 04:03 PM
Many of you probably are unaware how Tyrone became a crackhead, living in a cardboard box in downtown Scottsdale (as an aside, Tyrone does have space in his box for one or two Rats to crash at during the Superbowl week. Females preferred. FYI: Bring your own blanket and towels, as tyrone doesn't have any guest linens).

Tyrone was a fairhaired golden boy living in Wisconsin. Athletic and straightedge, Tyrone eschewed drugs, alcohol and premarital sex. The strongest drink that passed my lips was some hard cider that sat in the fridge too long.

But, then came Super Bowl XXXII.

It was that loss that sent Tyrone stumbling down the black hole. NEVER TO RECOVER.

Thanx, to Charter House (you don't have to get help at Charter, but get help somewhere) Tyrone is now trying to get his life back together. Yes, there are days or months when i'm not so strong. Yes, I do like to go on month benders, but I AM IN RECOVERY.

Tyrone doesn't know if he can handle another Superbowl loss. But, he knows for sure that he can't handle a blowout loss. Tyrone would be sure to relapse.

Tyrone couldn't take the bombardment of Patriot highlights for the next 50 years, endless steve sabol narrations of "greatest losses," or the barrage of Leno one liners.

Tyrone would rather lose to the Gmen then get blown out in the Superbowl.

packinpatland
01-14-2008, 04:09 PM
No need to worry about the Pats..........Bolts are going to upset!

GoPackGo
01-14-2008, 04:16 PM
Old Scottsdale or new? GoPackGo wants to run over Tyrone's house with GoPackGo's SUV.

Tyrone Bigguns
01-14-2008, 04:40 PM
Old Scottsdale or new? GoPackGo wants to run over Tyrone's house with GoPackGo's SUV.

Huh?

Tyrone lives in fashionable Old Town Scottsdale. You'll find my box outside all the class joints: Drift, Stingray Sushi, JackRabbits, etc.

GoPackGo
01-14-2008, 04:51 PM
Old Scottsdale or new? GoPackGo wants to run over Tyrone's house with GoPackGo's SUV.

Huh?

Tyrone lives in fashionable Old Town Scottsdale. You'll find my box outside all the class joints: Drift, Stingray Sushi, JackRabbits, etc.

Sleep with one eye open mofo.........

Iron Mike
01-14-2008, 05:16 PM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1144/536555165_c3c5db98fc_o.jpg

Is that you behind the New Times box, TB???

Tyrone Bigguns
01-14-2008, 05:22 PM
Old Scottsdale or new? GoPackGo wants to run over Tyrone's house with GoPackGo's SUV.

Huh?

Tyrone lives in fashionable Old Town Scottsdale. You'll find my box outside all the class joints: Drift, Stingray Sushi, JackRabbits, etc.

Sleep with one eye open mofo.........

Tyrone looks forward to your visit. Graciously let me know when you'll be arriving as I would love to have an assortment of crudites and teas for you.

Tyrone Bigguns
01-14-2008, 05:26 PM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1144/536555165_c3c5db98fc_o.jpg

Is that you behind the New Times box, TB???

Tyrone would never sleep behind that leftist rag. 8-)

Tyrone tries to sleep behind Playtime magazine boxes. Good, free spank material.

Freak Out
01-14-2008, 05:26 PM
Tyrone would rather lose to the Gmen then get blown out in the Superbowl.

This statement proves that you are better off on drugs Tyrone.

Tyrone Bigguns
01-14-2008, 05:28 PM
Tyrone would rather lose to the Gmen then get blown out in the Superbowl.

This statement proves that you are better off on drugs Tyrone.

So, if you knew that the pack was going to lose, let's say 41-7, you would rather have them play that game then lose to the Gmen.

Tyrone thinks you may be on drugs. Tyrone would like them please.

FritzDontBlitz
01-14-2008, 06:57 PM
Tyrone would rather lose to the Gmen then get blown out in the Superbowl.

This statement proves that you are better off on drugs Tyrone.

So, if you knew that the pack was going to lose, let's say 41-7, you would rather have them play that game then lose to the Gmen.

Tyrone thinks you may be on drugs. Tyrone would like them please.

I'll take 41-7 in the Super Bowl.

Tyrone Bigguns
01-14-2008, 06:59 PM
Tyrone would rather lose to the Gmen then get blown out in the Superbowl.

This statement proves that you are better off on drugs Tyrone.

So, if you knew that the pack was going to lose, let's say 41-7, you would rather have them play that game then lose to the Gmen.

Tyrone thinks you may be on drugs. Tyrone would like them please.

I'll take 41-7 in the Super Bowl.

You'll take a 41-7 thrashing of the Pack? Really?

Freak Out
01-14-2008, 07:19 PM
Tyrone would rather lose to the Gmen then get blown out in the Superbowl.

This statement proves that you are better off on drugs Tyrone.

So, if you knew that the pack was going to lose, let's say 41-7, you would rather have them play that game then lose to the Gmen.

Tyrone thinks you may be on drugs. Tyrone would like them please.

I always share my drugs..no crack though....just the kind.

Tyrone Bigguns
01-14-2008, 07:23 PM
Tyrone would rather lose to the Gmen then get blown out in the Superbowl.

This statement proves that you are better off on drugs Tyrone.

So, if you knew that the pack was going to lose, let's say 41-7, you would rather have them play that game then lose to the Gmen.

Tyrone thinks you may be on drugs. Tyrone would like them please.

I always share my drugs..no crack though....just the kind.

Tyrone will graciously accept the kind in lieu of crack. Must be the sticky icky.

So, you would still rather see them get blown out 41-7 then lose to the Gmen?

Step away from the steamroller.

Freak Out
01-14-2008, 07:28 PM
Tyrone would rather lose to the Gmen then get blown out in the Superbowl.

This statement proves that you are better off on drugs Tyrone.

So, if you knew that the pack was going to lose, let's say 41-7, you would rather have them play that game then lose to the Gmen.

Tyrone thinks you may be on drugs. Tyrone would like them please.

I always share my drugs..no crack though....just the kind.

Tyrone will graciously accept the kind in lieu of crack. Must be the sticky icky.

So, you would still rather see them get blown out 41-7 then lose to the Gmen?

Step away from the steamroller.

41-7 is a bad crack come down nightmare...never going to happen. Relax..drink some carrot juice.

Tyrone Bigguns
01-14-2008, 07:37 PM
Tyrone would rather lose to the Gmen then get blown out in the Superbowl.

This statement proves that you are better off on drugs Tyrone.

So, if you knew that the pack was going to lose, let's say 41-7, you would rather have them play that game then lose to the Gmen.

Tyrone thinks you may be on drugs. Tyrone would like them please.

I always share my drugs..no crack though....just the kind.

Tyrone will graciously accept the kind in lieu of crack. Must be the sticky icky.

So, you would still rather see them get blown out 41-7 then lose to the Gmen?

Step away from the steamroller.

41-7 is a bad crack come down nightmare...never going to happen. Relax..drink some carrot juice.

You don't know that, neither do i.

The question still remains.

MadtownPacker
01-14-2008, 08:55 PM
What if the Pack wins the SB 41-7?? Would the excessive celebrating cause you to go down that road again?

Tyrone Bigguns
01-14-2008, 10:21 PM
What if the Pack wins the SB 41-7?? Would the excessive celebrating cause you to go down that road again?

Again? When has Tyrone ever left that road.

HarveyWallbangers
01-14-2008, 10:30 PM
Getting to the Super Bowl, even if we lose to the Pats, would be worth a Super Bowl loss.

Cheesehead Craig
01-14-2008, 11:56 PM
I vote for the option of "Too high on crack and missed the game"

Tyrone Bigguns
01-15-2008, 01:12 PM
I vote for the option of "Too high on crack and missed the game"

I like the cut of your jib, Mr. Craig!!!

Iron Mike
01-20-2008, 09:19 PM
Tyrone would rather lose to the Gmen then get blown out in the Superbowl.

I guess you get your wish. :(