Drunkenness and Sensitivity

[4and12to12and4]

OK, now that i am about to get obliterated again tonight, reveling in my freedom, I want all here to answer this question, because I need the therapy. I've been posting on this site for a good while now, so, without ever having met me, give me a brief description of how you picture me. Any way you want to word it. Just a brief dialogue about what you would expect to see if we met. Anyone who posts their description, I will post back what my impressions of you are. It sounds a little gay, but I think it could be fun. Man, I really need to get more cats!!

[Partial]

Brett Favre in a trench coat.

[4and12to12and4]

Brett Favre in a trench coat.

LOL, you know what, 'nuff said. Let this one slide down the page. I'm not drunk yet. Perfect ending to a strange topic!!

[the_idle_threat]

Grady Jackson in a tutu? A really small tutu?

[Patler]

Brett Favre in a trench coat.

exactly what I was going to say, without a direct reference to Favre.

"serious look, scruffy beard, trench coat."

[GoPackGo]

I picture you as a middle aged white male, just like 90% of the people on this board. The only thing that makes you stand out a little, are your spaztic episodes and your need to share personal information about your divorce with complete strangers

[MJZiggy]

Man, I really need to get more cats!!

Forget the cats. Get a dog. They take up more space in the bed, snore, and really seem to be listening when you talk to them.

By the way, don't get obliterated. That can get addicting. Try match.com or something instead. Maybe you find someone who can talk football with you, just be selective and don't date Bear fans...

[BallHawk]

Typical white dude.

[Partial]

I picture you as a middle aged white male, just like 90% of the people on this board. The only thing that makes you stand out a little, are your spaztic episodes and your need to share personal information about your divorce with complete strangers

You're kind of a douche.

[SkinBasket]

I picture you as a middle aged white male, just like 90% of the people on this board. The only thing that makes you stand out a little, are your spaztic episodes and your need to share personal information about your divorce with complete strangers

You're kind of a douche.

Hahaha. This humor has been a month in the making. Awesome.

[GoPackGo]

I picture you as a middle aged white male, just like 90% of the people on this board. The only thing that makes you stand out a little, are your spaztic episodes and your need to share personal information about your divorce with complete strangers

You're kind of a douche.

Listen ignoramus,
I don't have the time or the patience to list all of the reasons I think you are an idiot. Go home tonight and shove your EEE PC up your ass

[Freak Out]

I picture you as a middle aged white male, just like 90% of the people on this board. The only thing that makes you stand out a little, are your spaztic episodes and your need to share personal information about your divorce with complete strangers

You're kind of a douche.

Listen ignoramus,
I don't have the time or the patience to list all of the reasons I think you are an idiot. Go home tonight and shove your EEE PC up your ass

I think he sold it so he'll have to use something else.

[RashanGary]

I picture you as a middle aged white male, just like 90% of the people on this board. The only thing that makes you stand out a little, are your spaztic episodes and your need to share personal information about your divorce with complete strangers

You're kind of a douche.

Hahaha. This humor has been a month in the making. Awesome.

:lol:

[Deputy Nutz]

Is this thread going to be about Partial or the guy with a really messed up username?

[Charles Woodson]

Is this thread going to be about Partial or the guy with a really messed up username?


i leaning towards just partial shoving things up his ass

[SkinBasket]

Is this thread going to be about Partial or the guy with a really messed up username?


i leaning towards just partial shoving things up his ass

Careful. Odds are he has a webcam.

[MJZiggy]

Do-it-yourself colonoscopy!!!

[the_idle_threat]

Is this thread going to be about Partial or the guy with a really messed up username?


i leaning towards just partial shoving things up his ass

Careful. Odds are he has a webcam.

They way I read it, this is what C-Dub's hoping to hear. And GPG for that matter. :satan:

[Charles Woodson]

Is this thread going to be about Partial or the guy with a really messed up username?


i leaning towards just partial shoving things up his ass

Careful. Odds are he has a webcam.

They way I read it, this is what C-Dub's hoping to hear. And GPG for that matter. :satan:

Not cool, man, i leave that shit for skin :twisted:

[Deputy Nutz]

Do-it-yourself colonoscopy!!!

Goes with my "Do it at Home Abortion Kit".

[the_idle_threat]

Do-it-yourself colonoscopy!!!

Goes with my "Do it at Home Abortion Kit".

I have lots of those hanging in my closet.

[Deputy Nutz]

Do-it-yourself colonoscopy!!!

Goes with my "Do it at Home Abortion Kit".

I have lots of those hanging in my closet.

You ruined my business.

[SkinBasket]

I just farted into my notebook computer's fan. What happens next?

[Scott Campbell]

I just farted into my notebook computer's fan. What happens next?


The blue screen of death?

[Deputy Nutz]

Who the fuck makes a thread like this and then doesn't bother to show up?

[CyclonePackFan]

Who the fuck makes a thread like this and then doesn't bother to show up?

No lie. What the hell, man? I'm waiting for some drunken ranting, and the Eclipse (Blue Moon & Guinness) in my hand isn't going to last all night.

Maybe I'll start my own drunken rant! With blackjack! And hookers!

Or maybe I'll have to have another one...

[MadtownPacker]

Youzz bitches cant drink!!

4&12?? Now dat boy can drink.

Man up punk asses!! We are riding this shit until the fucking wheels pop off!

[CyclonePackFan]

Youzz bitches cant drink!!

4&12?? Now dat boy can drink.

Man up punk asses!! We are riding this shit until the fucking wheels pop off!

In that case, it IS time for another two Eclipses.

And trust me, I can drink.

Remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party.

I've got lemons, sounds like 4&12's got the vodka...PR party, anyone?

[Partial]

I picture you as a middle aged white male, just like 90% of the people on this board. The only thing that makes you stand out a little, are your spaztic episodes and your need to share personal information about your divorce with complete strangers

You're kind of a douche.

Listen ignoramus,
I don't have the time or the patience to list all of the reasons I think you are an idiot. Go home tonight and shove your EEE PC up your ass

Yes. You really got me good.

[Little Whiskey]

guess the wheels fell off sometime after 2 am

[Bretsky]

bump for no other reason than entertainment value

[Charles Woodson]

bump for no other reason than entertainment value
i was wondering where this thread went

[SkinBasket]

I just farted in my computer's fan again. Is this going to be a problem?

[MadtownPacker]

I just farted in my computer's fan again. Is this going to be a problem?Doesnt humidity help keep the static down?

[SkinBasket]

So did this guy die or just get a girlfriend?

[oregonpackfan]

I picture you as a pudgy white guy in his mid-30's petting his cat on a couch watching "The View" on TV. Every time Barbara Walters appears on the screen, your pupils dilate, your blood pressure increases....

[BallHawk]

Actually, where the hell has this guy been? He's been gone for 2 and a half months.

[MJZiggy]

I've been jilted...

[Scott Campbell]

I've been jilted...


Oh well. Who's next in line?

[SkinBasket]

Tyrone, I believe. Actually, maybe Tyrone should account for his whereabouts the last time 4th made a post...

[Iron Mike]

Actually, where the hell has this guy been? He's been gone for 2 and a half months.

Why would pedobear care about a middle-aged white guy??? 8-)

[BallHawk]

Actually, where the hell has this guy been? He's been gone for 2 and a half months.

Why would pedobear care about a middle-aged white guy??? 8-)

EFG!!!!!!!!

Are you a fellow /b/tard?

[Iron Mike]

Are you a fellow /b/tard?

Oh, hells no. I'm a middle-aged guy with teen-aged kids.

I just showed my son my avatar and got this........

:roll: Epic Fail Guy is ANCIENT, Dad.

[BallHawk]

Are you a fellow /b/tard?

Oh, hells no. I'm a middle-aged guy with teen-aged kids.

I just showed my son my avatar and got this........

:roll: Epic Fail Guy is ANCIENT, Dad.

Your son is the cancer that is killing /b/. :D

[Iron Mike]

Your son is the cancer that is killing /b/. :D

HAHAHA!! His claim to fame is that he used to be a moderator on a Piconjo message board.
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[woodbuck27]

Cats teach you a lot. Yes. . . go for cats.

My impression of you is that your trying your best and that's about all any of us here (in our lifetime) can do. :D

Keep up the good (self) therapy, as the other stuff $ costs $ too much; the end result always comes from YOU anyway Man. This place will help too.

[Iron Mike]

bump for no other reason than entertainment value


Heh heh heh........

[easy cheesy]

Heh heh heh........

Definitely entertaining...