Who's hotter?

[Harlan Huckleby]

John McCain & Barack Obama have both been accused of having affairs. McCain was allegedly doodling lobbyist Vicki Iseman, Obama exchanging BJs and cocaine in a limo with Larry Sinclair.

http://www.alcalde-fay.com/images/bios/Vicki.jpghttp://www.sequelsolutions.biz/Larry.jpg

[The Leaper]

I think the better question is whether Vicki is hotter than McCain's wife. That's a real tossup.

[Harlan Huckleby]

If you're having trouble deciding, here are some more recent pictures of Vicki:
http://www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx?mid=3077520&epmid=3

The recent picture of Larry looks disturbingly like Madtown:
http://deathby1000papercuts.blogspot.com/2008/02/obama-man-claims-gay-sex-drugs-in-99.html

Larry's story:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTz7nojEC80

[Kiwon]

Who's campaign does this guy belong to? - The Green Party?

http://www.kansas.com/213/story/317849.html

[RashanGary]

How do they know the dog didn't want it?

And how old does a dog have to be to consent to sex?

[hoosier]

If you're having trouble deciding, here are some more recent pictures of Vicki:
http://www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx?mid=3077520&epmid=3

The recent picture of Larry looks disturbingly like Madtown:
http://deathby1000papercuts.blogspot.com/2008/02/obama-man-claims-gay-sex-drugs-in-99.html

Larry's story:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTz7nojEC80

"None of the above" is conspicuously absent from the options you give us. I take it that was an unintentional omission. :o

[Scott Campbell]

25 years ago Hillary was rumored to be having sex with this guy.


http://weblog.infoworld.com/zeroday/archives/images/Bill_Clinton.jpg

[RashanGary]

Will a male dog be put to sleep for forcefully having sex with a female dog while the female dog tries to escape? Is that considered doggy rape?

[hoosier]

I think the better question is whether Vicki is hotter than McCain's wife. That's a real tossup.

You have a generous interpretation of "hot."

[Zool]

Will a male dog be put to sleep for forcefully having sex with a female dog while the female dog tries to escape? Is that considered doggy rape?

Condoning bestiality will win people over. Keep up the good work.

[Iron Mike]

Condoning bestiality will win people over. Keep up the good work.

Don't you mean "inter-species erotica?"

http://www.dvdactive.com/images/reviews/screenshot/2006/11/clerks7.jpg

[Harlan Huckleby]

http://www.whitehouse.com/news/images/113.jpg


BREAKING NEWS

Larry Sinclair took his polygraph test today.

http://www.whitehouse.com/index.aspx

Due to security concerns, we had to move the Larry Sinclair Polygraph up a few days. We conducted it in secret today and the picture to the left is from one of the two arduous polygraphs Sinclair underwent today.

The process took four grueling hours, testing Sinclair's claims of sex and drug use separately and also including a drug screening to ensure that Sinclair didn't enlist any chemical assistance.

The results are being confirmed by a second expert and we'll have conclusive word, along with video of the whole thing, Monday or Tuesday. Check back then for more, including video the tests and, of course, the results.

Larry Sinclair 2008

[Freak Out]

Will a male dog be put to sleep for forcefully having sex with a female dog while the female dog tries to escape? Is that considered doggy rape?

Condoning bestiality will win people over. Keep up the good work.

I once let my dog Popper dry hump a college girl.

[Iron Mike]

Where's The Miller High Life? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8x4nBpRlbM)