Worst NFL names of all time.

[BlueBrewer]

Number one has to be Detroit Lions own Harry Colon.

[Rastak]

Number one has to be Detroit Lions own Harry Colon.

Not sure that will ever be beat....

[BlueBrewer]

Green Bay Packers own Sonjay Beach. I remember my dad saying that guy is one fast Sonjay beach (son of a bitch)

[GBRulz]

Yeah, that one is all that I can think of off hand. However, when I was reading up on some draft news for other teams, I see the Bills drafted someone named Justin YoBooty or something like that?

[billy_oliver880]

BJ Sander.

[chain_gang]

Yeah, that one is all that I can think of off hand. However, when I was reading up on some draft news for other teams, I see the Bills drafted someone named Justin YoBooty or something like that?


Yeah Ashton "Shake" Youboty.

[esoxx]

Detroit also had William Gay. I wonder if he ever met a Harry Colon?

[chain_gang]

Didn't the Browns have a guy named Ben Gay a few years back?

[esoxx]

Sounds familiar. Talk about a great product spokesman.

[BlueBrewer]

Dick Butkis

[BlueBrewer]

Dick Trickle, ok not NFL but I had to put it out there.

[GBRulz]

Ok, i actually googled this and one name that came up from Alcorn state was Norman Koksuker

[Joemailman]

June Jones. His parents must have thought he would become a figure skater when they picked that name.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Best baseball name = Coco Crisp or Jung Bong

[Homer Jay]

This isn't an NFL name but its my favorite. Back in the 80's channel 8 out of La Crosse had a sports reporter by the name of Kevin Nicewanger. Talk about a name with built in pressure.

[gureski]

Taco Wallace has to be on this list. When all our guys got hurt last year and I read that we signed a guy off the scrap heap named 'Taco'..... it was a low point for me as a fan.

[regorUP]

Does anyone remember Cleveland WR Fair Hooker, Jr.?

[jack's smirking revenge]

Number one has to be Detroit Lions own Harry Colon.

Totally agree with Harry Colon. If I were him, I would've legally changed my name or been the first "HE HATE ME".

tyler

[mraynrand]

Jeff Query

[mraynrand]

Scott (?) Studwell

[mraynrand]

He didn't play football, but how about former Japanese Prime Minister Noboru Takeshita? How'd ya like Takeshita on your uni?

[mraynrand]

Marrion Butts

[mraynrand]

Corey Lekkerkerker (Wasn't one 'Ker' enough? Two?)

[jack's smirking revenge]

Corey Lekkerkerker (Wasn't one 'Ker' enough? Two?)

That is a funny name. Sounds like someone in his geneological tree had a stuttering problem.

tyler

[BlueBrewer]

Ickey Woods

[BlueBrewer]

Isaac Dikkes


ok I made that up.

[jack's smirking revenge]

NBA diety God Shamgod.

tyler

[No Mo Moss]

Ok, i actually googled this and one name that came up from Alcorn state was Norman Koksuker

Go deep Koksuker!

[mraynrand]

Again, not NFL, but what about Dick Button? The only thing worse than having to watch figure skating is having to watch it AND listen to DICK BUTTON.

[mraynrand]

This is totally OT, but:

Are Dick Button and Bud Collins the same guy?

Are Scott Hamilton and Bart Connor the same guy?

[Guiness]

NHL names...

'Missing' Link Geotz (pronounced gets) was a burly unibrow enforcer for the Winnepeg Jets.

I remember having a hockey card from the Edmonton Oilers (sometime in the 80's, I believe) and their backup goalie's name had no vowels - not even a 'y'!

[AtlPackFan]

If I remember correctly, the Packers had a linebacker - in the 80's I think - named Michael Hunt. No announcer ever dared shorten his first name to Mike. I wonder if it is the same guy writing for JSO....naaaahhh. Couldn't be, could it?

Also, if memory servers me correctly, the Vikings had a linebacker by the name of Jeff Siemon. Can you imagine that call on the radio.."Oh my Lord, Siemon is all over the field!" :wink:

[Guiness]

I had an Asian friend with the last name Jhu. I once dated a Jewish girl. Hilarity ensued.

Phone conversation
Me: I'm going downtown with xxx.
Her: who that?
Me: Jhu
her: what did you say?
Me: xxx Jhu!
her: xxx the jew????
Me (laughing): no, his last name is Jhu. xxx Jhu

[K-town]

Have we forgotten so soon that great wide receiver, drafted by the Kansas City Chiefs, CRAPHONSO THORPE?

[packrulz]

HeHateMe from xfl.

[esoxx]

Number one has to be Detroit Lions own Harry Colon.

Totally agree with Harry Colon. If I were him, I would've legally changed my name or been the first "HE HATE ME".

tyler


Tyler, you know he brings some of this upon himself. He could have at least referenced himself as "Harold Colon" or "Henry Colon." He had options. But no, "ahhh, I'll go with Harry Colon, thank you very much." He deserves the mockery.

[swede]

Best baseball name = Coco Crisp or Jung Bong

I thought it was a put-on when I heard that Milton Bradley was having a good game,

[Travbrew]

HeHateMe from xfl.

His name is Rod Smart. Used to play for the Panthers. Release on March 1st and is now with the Raiders.

GBMichelle's dude "koksuker" wins the prize IMO. I almost pissed myself when I read that.

[Iron Mike]

GBMichelle's dude "koksuker" wins the prize IMO. I almost pissed myself when I read that.

Roman Troy Moronie: That farging icehole's name is Corksacker!???http://www.derekmartin.com/johnny2.jpg