Get Your Vasectomy For March Madness!

[oregonpackfan]

The Oregon Urology Institute is advertising reduced rates for Vasectomies in time for March Madness. This center out of Springfield, OR is advertising a special package in time for the NCAA college basketball tournament. Included with the vasectomy are sports magazines, pizza delivery, and a frozen bag of peas to reduce the swelling

The recovery time for a vasectomy is estimated at 2-4 days. What better way to recover from a vasectomy than to sit in front of the TV watching college basketball tournament play!

Sign up now for this limited offer!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,336254,00.html

[hoosier]

I can't help but think that the implied message behind this is, guys who park their asses on the sofa for the month of March are greatly hindering their chances of getting any.

[Harlan Huckleby]

It's a very wise program. Anybody who would be influenced by advertising to get a vasectomy really ought to have one.

[hoosier]

It's a very wise program. Anybody who would be influenced by advertising to get a vasectomy really ought to have one.

I always knew you were a closet social darwinist. :lol: