View Full Version : Gilligan's Mary Ann caught with dope
twoseven
03-11-2008, 05:08 PM
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Bretsky
03-11-2008, 05:24 PM
I picked Ginger because she's well endowed and liberal enough to allow Mary Ann to join in on the fun too :twisted:
Tyrone Bigguns
03-11-2008, 05:29 PM
Mary ann is my kinda people. Picking up hitchhikers...yep, my kinda people.
Kiwon
03-11-2008, 05:32 PM
She's obviously struggling with post-traumatic syndrome after being stuck on the island for so long.
twoseven
03-11-2008, 05:41 PM
I picked Ginger because she's well endowed and liberal enough to allow Mary Ann to join in on the fun too :twisted:
I was along the same lines.. me and Mary Ann and her naughty habit, a roll in the hay like back on her farm, and I'd make Mrs. Howell watch.
Freak Out
03-11-2008, 05:56 PM
Ginger was vavoom hot but Mary Ann always was my favorite.
mary ann for me
i love them killer cuties
course shes like a billion now, so YUCK
Harlan Huckleby
03-11-2008, 08:35 PM
Mary ann is my kinda people.
Right on. Mary Ann is good people.
Jimx29
03-11-2008, 09:39 PM
pffft.......it's Lovie all the way.
I like $$$$$
MadtownPacker
03-11-2008, 09:39 PM
After hearing this news the answer is easy. 8-)
oregonpackfan
03-11-2008, 10:37 PM
What a shocker! I spent many a viewing of Gilligan's Island fantasizing rolling in the hay with Mary Ann. Now I realize she probably would have burned the barn down with her smoking! :)
Freak Out
03-11-2008, 11:13 PM
What a shocker! I spent many a viewing of Gilligan's Island fantasizing rolling in the hay with Mary Ann. Now I realize she probably would have burned the barn down with her smoking! :)
:lol: :lol:
Freak Out
03-11-2008, 11:15 PM
I've heard tales of the crazy pacalolo the professor cultivated while on the island.....must have left a lasting impression with Mary Ann.
Scott Campbell
03-11-2008, 11:20 PM
I can't believe Mary Ann is 69.
twoseven
03-12-2008, 03:24 AM
I've heard tales of the crazy pacalolo the professor cultivated while on the island.....must have left a lasting impression with Mary Ann.
Professor was the original pimp Mcgyver, he could make anything out of a coconut and some bamboo, so you know that Ginger and Mary Ann didn't go unserviced on that island forever with just the fat skipper, Gilligan, and Thurston (long before viagra) as options. That nerd professor was a full service guy. :)
Harlan Huckleby
03-12-2008, 09:36 AM
I can't believe Mary Ann is 69.
I don't know, not a bad position to be in.
The Leaper
03-12-2008, 02:09 PM
I'm going with Lovie...she's got the coin to be my sugar momma. I also don't think either Ginger or Mary Ann was really that hot.
Tyrone Bigguns
03-12-2008, 02:14 PM
I'm going with Lovie...she's got the coin to be my sugar momma. I also don't think either Ginger or Mary Ann was really that hot.
So nice to have you out of the closet.
The Leaper
03-12-2008, 02:21 PM
So nice to have you out of the closet.
Are you looking for some action, Senator Craig?
Tap your foot 4 times in future...it works better.
Tyrone Bigguns
03-12-2008, 04:09 PM
So nice to have you out of the closet.
Are you looking for some action, Senator Craig?
Tap your foot 4 times in future...it works better.
Ty was applauding you for finally getting out of the closet.
No interest in sexually viable women, but talk of lovie. Screams David Guest.
Cheesehead Craig
03-12-2008, 04:24 PM
Mary Ann. She'd be way more fun in the sack than that stuck up Ginger.
The Leaper
03-12-2008, 04:33 PM
No interest in sexually viable women, but talk of lovie.
Well, I only have a choice of three here Ty...and I don't find Ginger or Mary Ann particularly attractive. I like Ginger's curves, but her face scares me. Mary Ann is a cuter in the face, but not nasty enough.
So, I'll go with the old fart who is likely to die soon from the stress of the situation and leave me a wad of cash so that I can go hire Spitzer's former call girl.
I need more options. This isn't a presidential election.
Tyrone Bigguns
03-12-2008, 05:31 PM
No interest in sexually viable women, but talk of lovie.
Well, I only have a choice of three here Ty...and I don't find Ginger or Mary Ann particularly attractive. I like Ginger's curves, but her face scares me. Mary Ann is a cuter in the face, but not nasty enough.
So, I'll go with the old fart who is likely to die soon from the stress of the situation and leave me a wad of cash so that I can go hire Spitzer's former call girl.
I need more options. This isn't a presidential election.
The fact that you are making excuses for not boinking the two tells me all i need to know.
Real men don't care about their faces and if you can't make mary ann nasty then that is your problem, not hers. BTW, you do realize you are on a desert island?
Being this picky tells me that you are GAY!!!
Harlan Huckleby
03-12-2008, 07:09 PM
hah! There is a funny R.E.M. song about "the sad professor." Michael Stipe, who is gay, had a thing for the slim-hipped professor. Maybe Leaper understands where Stipe is coming from.
No interest in sexually viable women, but talk of lovie.
Well, I only have a choice of three here Ty...and I don't find Ginger or Mary Ann particularly attractive. I like Ginger's curves, but her face scares me. Mary Ann is a cuter in the face, but not nasty enough.
So, I'll go with the old fart who is likely to die soon from the stress of the situation and leave me a wad of cash so that I can go hire Spitzer's former call girl.
I need more options. This isn't a presidential election.
The fact that you are making excuses for not boinking the two tells me all i need to know.
Real men don't care about their faces and if you can't make mary ann nasty then that is your problem, not hers. BTW, you do realize you are on a desert island?
Being this picky tells me that you are GAY!!!
2 hot girls on the island, one fat idiot, one skinny idiot, an old married guy, and the prof.
unless the professor is a real pimp, your chances are pretty good of nailing the other one at some point. or at least getting some sloppy seconds
they had booze on the island right?
The Leaper
03-13-2008, 07:52 AM
Being this picky tells me that you are GAY!!!
You clearly are an expert in this regard, so I will defer to your expertise. I must be gay. Ty said so...and he's on crack.
Tyrone Bigguns
03-13-2008, 02:22 PM
Being this picky tells me that you are GAY!!!
You clearly are an expert in this regard, so I will defer to your expertise. I must be gay. Ty said so...and he's on crack.
Leaper,
You are on a deserted desert isle..and you have two reasonably attractive, sexually viable women and YOU CHOSE LOVIE!
It isn't tyrone that would think you were gay..most of america.
Not that there is anything wrong with being gay. Just accept it.
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