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Kiwon
03-28-2008, 07:27 PM
Usually neighbors check out each other's wives....... :D

"Hey, that sure is a fine looking picnic table you've got there.."

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Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table

Friday , March 28, 2008

Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.

Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.

Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.

Scott Campbell
03-28-2008, 07:55 PM
I'm now waiting for Harv's obligatory "like you've never eyeballed your neighbors new wicker furniture and thought - oh baby......."

Deputy Nutz
03-28-2008, 08:14 PM
Better than having sex with a dead deer carcase on the side of the road.

Joemailman
03-28-2008, 08:49 PM
Better than having sex with a dead deer carcase on the side of the road.

How do you know?

texaspackerbacker
03-28-2008, 11:37 PM
Is the table gonna press charges? How do we know it didn't consent? Oh, I get it, the table was underage.

GrnBay007
03-28-2008, 11:40 PM
Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.

His poor kids... to have to go through this humiliation!! :(

HarveyWallbangers
03-29-2008, 02:05 AM
like you've never eyeballed your neighbors new wicker furniture and thought - oh baby.......