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SkinBasket
03-31-2008, 08:31 AM
Today is a new day. I'm going to dominate myself today. Who's with me?

Zool
03-31-2008, 09:01 AM
I'm always losing that thing in one orifice or another.

packinpatland
03-31-2008, 09:16 AM
In Sienfeld terms..will today be the day "you are Master of your Domain"? :oops:

SkinBasket
03-31-2008, 09:18 AM
I'm an athlete now, so I need athlete fuel. Last night I consumed a large french fry, two double cheeseburgers, and a regular cheeseburger they dropped in the bag on accident. Then I ate popcorn. And a cadbury egg. And a bottle of 14.5% wine - minus the half glass I spilled on my own crotch during the Tudors. And a few Pringles. Oh, and a baby carrot for the Vitamin A.

Then I took a big dump this morning.

Evidence that even while I sleep, my temple is always at work.

SkinBasket
03-31-2008, 10:37 AM
It is a new day. A new day of hope, my poorly shaven brethren. Of the eight remaining scenarios in the NCAA Tourney, 2 of them will win us the pool outright. The $350 winnings would offset the tax money we're handing over to Partial to build his new computer nicely.

Harlan Huckleby
03-31-2008, 10:53 AM
You're going to be dipping in the Haagen Daz later today. Do it now, then you have the whole rest of the day to be a new day.

SkinBasket
03-31-2008, 12:29 PM
Listen man, the Black Mage does not get his GP by not killing people.

the_idle_threat
03-31-2008, 12:30 PM
I found the banana but I don't think I'm gonna eat it now.

Zool
03-31-2008, 12:31 PM
White mage sucked.

SkinBasket
03-31-2008, 12:36 PM
White mage sucked.

http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy/Party/Before/White%20Mage%20-%20MUTE.gif
White mage casts Level 2 Mute!

http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy/Party/Before/Black%20Belt%20-%20Dead.gif
Zool Defeated.

Freak Out
03-31-2008, 12:50 PM
It is a new day. A new day of hope, my poorly shaven brethren. Of the eight remaining scenarios in the NCAA Tourney, 2 of them will win us the pool outright. The $350 winnings would offset the tax money we're handing over to Partial to build his new computer nicely.

He does need a better vid card....

Zool
03-31-2008, 12:53 PM
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/03/080328135738.htm

Finally got that pesky problem fixed I see Skin?

SkinBasket
03-31-2008, 01:02 PM
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/03/080328135738.htm

Finally got that pesky problem fixed I see Skin?

What the mother fuck? If I had a vagina, I would rather have a little scar on my lower stomach than my "doctor" yank my guts out through my silk tunnel. What perverted fuck of a doctor convinced some woman this would be a good idea?

BallHawk
03-31-2008, 01:08 PM
What perverted fuck of a doctor convinced some woman this would be a good idea?

Giggles.

SkinBasket
03-31-2008, 01:09 PM
I'm going to dominate myself today.

Apparently I'm fighting back. I just realized these running pants I've been wearing the last couple hours are on backwards. I'm going to fuck me up for that one. But after I eat.

Deputy Nutz
03-31-2008, 02:59 PM
You dumb motherfucker. I am glad I didn't come over today, I would have hated to point out such an embarrassing snafu.

Zool
03-31-2008, 03:03 PM
You dumb motherfucker. I am glad I didn't come over today, I would have hated to point out such an embarrassing snafu.

Especially when you're pulling them off with your teeth.

Deputy Nutz
03-31-2008, 03:22 PM
You dumb motherfucker. I am glad I didn't come over today, I would have hated to point out such an embarrassing snafu.

Especially when you're pulling them off with your teeth.

Yes especially then. Someday Zool you will find someone special.

Zool
03-31-2008, 03:36 PM
You dumb motherfucker. I am glad I didn't come over today, I would have hated to point out such an embarrassing snafu.

Especially when you're pulling them off with your teeth.

Yes especially then. Someday Zool you will find someone special.

You keep saying that but you already took Skin. What am I going to do now?

SkinBasket
03-31-2008, 05:43 PM
You dumb motherfucker. I am glad I didn't come over today, I would have hated to point out such an embarrassing snafu.

When I try to dominate myself, I fight dirty. I'll have to plan my next move carefully. I'm running out of time.

SkinBasket
03-31-2008, 07:06 PM
Self depreciation is an undervalued comedic vehicle.

SkinBasket
03-31-2008, 07:23 PM
I wish I had some fucking Manwich. Sloppy Joe would do too.

Harlan Huckleby
03-31-2008, 07:27 PM
is your wife out of town on business? this is getting ugly.

your signature looks like a mexican free basing.

SkinBasket
03-31-2008, 07:41 PM
is your wife out of town on business?

Gee. How'd you guess?

Don't worry, I haven't started drinking yet. Once that starts, I'll slow down considerably. Maybe. Depends on if there's any movies with boobs in it tonight on cable.

Freak Out
03-31-2008, 07:44 PM
your signature looks like a mexican free basing.

That has to be it. :lol: The good the bad and the twitched.

the_idle_threat
03-31-2008, 08:02 PM
your signature looks like a mexican free basing.

That has to be it. :lol: The good the bad and the twitched.

:lol: :lol: :lol: That should be Mad's avatar.

the_idle_threat
03-31-2008, 08:04 PM
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/03/080328135738.htm

Finally got that pesky problem fixed I see Skin?

What the mother fuck? If I had a vagina, I would rather have a little scar on my lower stomach than my "doctor" yank my guts out through my silk tunnel. What perverted fuck of a doctor convinced some woman this would be a good idea?

Look at all those doctors. This was only partially about the surgery. This was an exoctic show, and she paid them.

MadtownPacker
03-31-2008, 08:07 PM
your signature looks like a mexican free basing.

That has to be it. :lol: The good the bad and the twitched.

:lol: :lol: :lol: That should be Mad's avatar.Shit, that ladyboy Harlan aint lying. Seriously does look like that.

SkinBasket
04-06-2008, 07:58 AM
Of the eight remaining scenarios in the NCAA Tourney, 2 of them will win us the pool outright. The $350 winnings would offset the tax money we're handing over to Partial to build his new computer nicely.

HAHAHAHA!

The Memphis and KU wins sealed the deal! It don't even matter who wins it all. SkinBasket is now $350 richer! Suck it Partial and shove your crappy pirate computer built on the sweat of real workers up your bum!

Despite the fact I could invest that money so my wife could retire when she's 42, I'm going to buy an xbox so I can ignore my family with greater efficiency!