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Deputy Nutz
04-01-2008, 10:02 AM
Yes folks I brought back some solid yeast from Arizona. Apparently I hid it under my balls to get it through airport security.
oregonpackfan
04-01-2008, 10:11 AM
Yes folks I brought back some solid yeast from Arizona. Apparently I hid it under my balls to get it through airport security.

Take a can of yogurt and spread it all over your groin area. After letting it soak for 20 minutes, wash it off, take an aspirin, and call me in the morning.

That will be $300 for your electronic office visit. :lol:
Scott Campbell
04-01-2008, 10:13 AM
Take a can of yogurt and spread it all over your groin area.



Just curiious - is this safe for people without yeast infections?
Deputy Nutz
04-01-2008, 10:16 AM
Well the dogs do like yogurt.

I thought a yeast infection just looks like yogurt. I didn't think you actually smeared yogurt on to a yeast infection.
MadtownPacker
04-01-2008, 10:50 AM
You sure you didnt get it from wrestling with Skin?

http://www.fresnobee.com/263/v-printerfriendly/story/417316.html
oregonpackfan
04-01-2008, 11:22 AM
You sure you didnt get it from wrestling with Skin?

http://www.fresnobee.com/263/v-printerfriendly/story/417316.html

That was quite an article, Madtown.

In discussing showering after P.E. with my 13 year old daughter, my wife and I were met with "Oh, gross, nobody showers after P.E.!" I imagine her reasons are modesty, "uncoolness," or whatever.

To me it is more "gross" to have to teach sweaty, middle-schoolers who have overactive hormones! Fortunately, I taught at the elementary school level. :)
Deputy Nutz
04-01-2008, 11:44 AM
You sure you didnt get it from wrestling with Skin?

http://www.fresnobee.com/263/v-printerfriendly/story/417316.html

Well if I got impetigo or ring worm then I guess it would have come from wrestling, but since I got a Yeast infection I point to a fungis that thrived in a warm moist place.
MadtownPacker
04-01-2008, 11:59 AM
You sure you didnt get it from wrestling with Skin?

http://www.fresnobee.com/263/v-printerfriendly/story/417316.html

Well if I got impetigo or ring worm then I guess it would have come from wrestling, but since I got a Yeast infection I point to a fungis that thrived in a warm moist place.OK, I just thought that crotch-buster move you do with your mouth might have cost you.
Deputy Nutz
04-01-2008, 12:11 PM
You sure you didnt get it from wrestling with Skin?

http://www.fresnobee.com/263/v-printerfriendly/story/417316.html

Well if I got impetigo or ring worm then I guess it would have come from wrestling, but since I got a Yeast infection I point to a fungis that thrived in a warm moist place.OK, I just thought that crotch-buster move you do with your mouth might have cost you.

Then I would have gotten a yeast infection in my mouth, and smearing yogurt wouldn't be a problem then.