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GrnBay007
04-09-2008, 11:17 PM
How old were you when you got your first kiss?

....and I don't mean from yo momma. :D

Let's all bring back some youthful memories!! :P

GrnBay007
04-09-2008, 11:25 PM
I have some ulterior motives here. I heard through the grapevine my son has been planning (lol...cute) his first kiss with his...well, what he calls his girlfriend. So far I've been able to sabotage his efforts by showing up early to pick him up from school......rather than the usual 10 min late that happened before I heard the rumor. :D He's 12.........too young? I think so.

GrnBay007
04-09-2008, 11:28 PM
....and just as I posted 12 was too young, 2 people voted 12. ugh! :D

I was 13.....that extra year made a difference!!! :wink:

red
04-09-2008, 11:52 PM
sorry, 12 here too. 7th grade

13? hell he'll be having sex by then

GrnBay007
04-09-2008, 11:55 PM
sorry, 12 here too. 7th grade

13? hell he'll be having sex by then

:shock: NOOOOOOOO!!

red
04-09-2008, 11:57 PM
you should probably start thinking about buying him some rubbers soon

well, i should get to bed. nite dub-o, sweet dreams

GrnBay007
04-10-2008, 12:01 AM
you should probably start thinking about buying him some rubbers soon

well, i should get to bed. nite dub-o, sweet dreams

:cry:

nite. I won't sleep now....thank you very much!

Harlan Huckleby
04-10-2008, 12:08 AM
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d149/meowkiki/Press/cosmogirl1.jpg

Freak Out
04-10-2008, 12:08 AM
I had kissed a few of the neighbor girls when I was pretty young but nothing serious.....until I started making out with Shelby and Patty my 14th summer. Talk about stoking the fire...tongue wrestling galore..we did just about everything but finish the deal. Painful.
I found out later they had been practicing with another girl in the neighborhood. I never got to kiss her.

Freak Out
04-10-2008, 12:09 AM
Harlan I thought you read Tiger Beat?

GrnBay007
04-10-2008, 12:15 AM
Harlan I thought you read Tiger Beat?

:lol: Tiger Beat was 80ish.......HH has move on baby!!!

Harlan Huckleby
04-10-2008, 12:16 AM
http://www.sequelsolutions.biz/tigerbeat.jpg

it's back, baby

GrnBay007
04-10-2008, 12:17 AM
I found out later they had been practicing with another girl in the neighborhood. I never got to kiss her.

Now you are entering Bretsky territory.......let's keep it clean! :wink:

GrnBay007
04-10-2008, 12:20 AM
http://www.sequelsolutions.biz/tigerbeat.jpg

it's back, baby

:?


LOL
80's were better. I had my first non skin kiss with the cover of Tiger Beat featuring John Travolta..........hmmmmmm :P

Freak Out
04-10-2008, 12:21 AM
http://www.sequelsolutions.biz/tigerbeat.jpg

it's back, baby

Ha ha! That is real?

Harlan Huckleby
04-10-2008, 12:26 AM
as real as Barack himself.

Harlan Huckleby
04-10-2008, 12:29 AM
My first kiss occured sitting on a log back in the woods near the playground. I can barely remember, sounds too quaint to be true. I had just gotten out of the Army, she was such a sweet kid. No! No! Only kidding about that part. this is a true story. I was in.... damn, must have been 5th grade.

Iron Mike
04-10-2008, 12:33 AM
80's were better. I had my first non skin kiss with the cover of Tiger Beat featuring John Travolta..........hmmmmmm :P

Here's a little blast from the past for ya:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YEA_0AI2Z4

LEWCWA
04-10-2008, 12:39 AM
need to add some earlier ages, how bout 8.

GrnBay007
04-10-2008, 07:06 AM
need to add some earlier ages, how bout 8.

Wowza!!

I fixed the poll for ya, LEWCWA :wink:

The Leaper
04-10-2008, 08:12 AM
8 for me...second grade.

LL2
04-10-2008, 08:33 AM
I think I was 14...and it occured in Green Bay while waiting in the car for my mom while she was shopping at Cub Foods. So, if most of you started at 12 I got off to a late start.

Partial
04-10-2008, 08:44 AM
I kissed a girl younger then 17 but that was when I had my first real, passionate, awesome kiss. So thats what I put.

texaspackerbacker
04-10-2008, 10:20 AM
Does a cocker spaniel count?

Harlan Huckleby
04-10-2008, 12:10 PM
hope you used a condom

GBRulz
04-10-2008, 01:33 PM
ok, I was 12.....

and here are some of the mag covers of who I "loved" growing up......

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/230/497115584_551edc82e5_m.jpg

http://www.thabiz.com/starhitsjan86.jpg

http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/2/2/5/7/6/3/webimg/122946344_o.jpg

Harlan Huckleby
04-10-2008, 01:48 PM
madonna looks better now

twoseven
04-10-2008, 03:19 PM
It was just last night.. boy, her beard was scratchy.

I have no idea when this ridiculous moment actually was, childhood was a blur, probably 3rd or 4th grade.. my reward for dominating at kickball that day, meanwhile J. giles band is blasting in the background on the cool kids' boombox..Centerfold and Freeze Frame.

I had my first beer before the first kiss, bless the alcoholics in my family, that much I do remember.

Deputy Nutz
04-10-2008, 05:09 PM
On a dock in North Carolina, Rachel Lucumski. I was 13 and I even took a condom with me, I was a perv. My tongue was like magic it darted in and out of her mouth, traced her gum line and penetrated her lips.

Like I said, magic.

Badgepack
04-10-2008, 05:28 PM
I was like 10, in this girls basement, under a card table with a tablecloth over it. She was all over me, stud I was.

RashanGary
04-10-2008, 06:46 PM
I was in 7th grade. 13 I think. It was on the bus ride home. I really liked the girl, Amy was her name. She was short, small, had shorter blond hair and was pretty darn cute.

I didn't plan it. I didn't know it was coming. When I said goodbye to her, like I usually do before she got off the bus, she leaned over and put her lips to mine. Her mouth was warm and I felt her tongue touch mine. Just about everything she did was completely unexpected. I don't think anything has ever felt so warm and soft. I was stunned. It felt good (obviously). I couldn't even move. She probably thought I didn't like it or something because I couldn't say anything. I think it took me the rest of the way home to even realize what happened.

A couple weeks later a different girl got kicked out of chorus and told to sit in the auditorium. I decided to keep her company. She must have been sexually abused because she mistook my kindness for some sort of sexual signal. She put my hand in her pants. Again, I was 13. I didn't now what the hell to do there or what the hell was happening. Did I like it? Sure. Did she think I was an idiot for just sitting there in shock? probably.

Oh the good old times. The kiss was sort of innocent, but just about every 1st after that was just unusual.

Tyrone Bigguns
04-10-2008, 06:55 PM
I was 8. My parents were gone. I was home studying.

Then, a knock a the door. I opened it. Two stunningly beautiful twins were there. It was raining and there car had broken down.

I invited them in. I suavely suggested that they should get out of their dripping wet clothes. Well, the rest you've read in my many letters to the penthouse forum.

All true.

RashanGary
04-10-2008, 07:05 PM
How about your first BJ? Now that was heavenly!!

Tyrone Bigguns
04-10-2008, 07:07 PM
How about your first BJ? Now that was heavenly!!

I was 8. My parents were gone. I was home studying.

Then, a knock a the door. I opened it. Two stunningly beautiful twins were there. It was raining and there car had broken down.

I invited them in. I suavely suggested that they should get out of their dripping wet clothes. Well, the rest you've read in my many letters to the penthouse forum.

All true.

RashanGary
04-10-2008, 07:10 PM
I was 23. I made a 15 year old give me one. It was great.

texaspackerbacker
04-10-2008, 07:19 PM
hope you used a condom


You kiss with a condom on? I'd ask where you put it, but that is already more than I needed to know.

Justin, it's a good thing they didn't have MSNBC back then.

Tyrone Bigguns
04-10-2008, 07:31 PM
I was 23. I made a 15 year old give me one. It was great.

What was his name?

RashanGary
04-10-2008, 07:31 PM
Justin, it's a good thing they didn't have MSNBC back then.

I was already on there. I'm out of prison now. I was that guy with the bottle of wine and container of strawberries. They asked me what I was doing and I told them very calmly "nothing, nothing, I'm visiting a friend". They asked me her age and I said "20 I think, 20". They showed me a chat transcript and dumped my bag out on the ground. I ran, but they knew where I lived. I was in prision the last three years.

I was fired from my job. I really can't get a job anywhere. My teeth are pretty bad because I can't afford a dentist. Soon I'm going to be homeless.

How about you guys though, How is evertthing in your perfect lives?

Tyrone Bigguns
04-10-2008, 07:35 PM
Justin, it's a good thing they didn't have MSNBC back then.

I was already on there. I'm out of prison now. I was that guy with the bottle of wine and container of strawberries. They asked me what I was doing and I told them very calmly "nothing, nothing, I'm visiting a friend". They asked me her age and I said "20 I think, 20". They showed me a chat transcript and dumped my bag out on the ground. I ran, but they knew where I lived. I was in prision the last three years.

I was fired from my job. I really can't get a job anywhere. My teeth are pretty bad because I can't afford a dentist. Soon I'm going to be homeless.

How about you guys though, How is evertthing in your perfect lives?

ROFLMAO!!

GoPackGo
04-10-2008, 08:53 PM
How about your first BJ? Now that was heavenly!!

I was 14. It happened behind a garage. A 15 year old girl dropped to her knees and she swallowed it! yeah

Charles Woodson
04-10-2008, 09:26 PM
12 here for me, damn that was only 4 years ago, BJ was last year at 15, and damn i cant really even describe how great that was

BallHawk
04-10-2008, 10:04 PM
12 here for me, damn that was only 4 years ago, BJ was last year at 15, and damn i cant really even describe how great that was

I believe there was only one question posed to the panel, not two. :wink:

BallHawk
04-10-2008, 10:05 PM
The 40-year old virgin option was just too tempting for me.....

MJZiggy
04-10-2008, 10:05 PM
No, someone actually brought it up.

RashanGary
04-10-2008, 10:08 PM
No, someone actually brought it up.

Well, someone was drunk - and you don't have to be so snotty about it ;)

BallHawk
04-10-2008, 10:11 PM
No, someone actually brought it up.

Whoops-skipped page 2.

BallHawk
04-10-2008, 10:12 PM
No, someone actually brought it up.

Well, someone was drunk - and you don't have to be so snotty about it ;)

Topic's probably brought up some bad memories.....

Iron Mike
04-10-2008, 11:10 PM
ok, I was 12.....

and here are some of the mag covers of who I "loved" growing up......



Hotties for IM, BITD:

http://ilovethisworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/tatumdarlings.jpg

GrnBay007
04-10-2008, 11:25 PM
ok, I was 12.....

and here are some of the mag covers of who I "loved" growing up......



Hotties for IM, BITD:

http://ilovethisworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/tatumdarlings.jpg

What was the name of that movie? Wasn't an actor named Dillon in that movie?

BallHawk
04-10-2008, 11:35 PM
Movie was Little Darlings. And yes, it had Matt Dillon in it.

Iron Mike
04-10-2008, 11:37 PM
What was the name of that movie? Wasn't an actor named Dillon in that movie?

Little Darlings

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g4B7waFWjA&feature=related

GrnBay007
04-10-2008, 11:38 PM
Movie was Little Darlings. And yes, it had Matt Dillon in it.

Gosh, I woulda thought you'd be too young to remember that movie? :wink: :P

BallHawk
04-10-2008, 11:43 PM
Movie was Little Darlings. And yes, it had Matt Dillon in it.

Gosh, I woulda thought you'd be too young to remember that movie? :wink: :P

Movie came out 1980, so I had just graduated......never mind......I wasn't born, yet.

GrnBay007
04-10-2008, 11:51 PM
Movie was Little Darlings. And yes, it had Matt Dillon in it.

Gosh, I woulda thought you'd be too young to remember that movie? :wink: :P

Movie came out 1980, so I had just graduated......never mind......I wasn't born, yet.

:lol:

:P

....bet you had the hots for Kristy.

BallHawk
04-11-2008, 12:02 AM
....bet you had the hots for Kristy.

During 1980....I was too busy with my crush on Suzanne Somers of Three's Company.

GrnBay007
04-11-2008, 12:07 AM
....bet you had the hots for Kristy.

During 1980....I was too busy with my crush on Suzanne Somers of Three's Company.

Hmm...I would have figured you'd be more of the Farrah Fawcett lovin kinda guy.........oops, I mean boy. :wink:

Bretsky
04-11-2008, 12:16 AM
....bet you had the hots for Kristy.

During 1980....I was too busy with my crush on Suzanne Somers of Three's Company.

Hmm...I would have figured you'd be more of the Farrah Fawcett lovin kinda guy.........oops, I mean boy. :wink:


That poster of Farrah in Straw was hot

the_idle_threat
04-11-2008, 02:01 AM
12 here for me, damn that was only 4 years ago, BJ was last year at 15, and damn i cant really even describe how great that was

I believe there was only one question posed to the panel, not two. :wink:

Actually, the poll says first kiss, but doesn't specify where.

Harlan Huckleby
04-11-2008, 02:08 AM
During 1980....I was too busy with my crush on Suzanne Somers of Three's Company.
Hmm...I would have figured you'd be more of the Farrah Fawcett lovin kinda guy.........oops, I mean boy. :wink:

the hawk has a crush on obama

Harlan Huckleby
04-11-2008, 02:09 AM
Hotties for IM, BITD:

http://ilovethisworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/tatumdarlings.jpg

mmmmm, training bras

Deputy Nutz
04-11-2008, 08:11 AM
Any of the chicks from Facts of Life get anyone's motor running? I liked the gear head Joe. I think she is a lesbian now. Seems like we have gone over this already, maybe everything leads back to the Facts of Life.

Iron Mike
04-11-2008, 11:13 AM
Any of the chicks from Facts of Life get anyone's motor running? I liked the gear head Joe. I think she is a lesbian now. Seems like we have gone over this already, maybe everything leads back to the Facts of Life.

That show jumped the shark when Mrs. Garrett left. :(

http://blogs.pcworld.com/staffblog/archives/JumpTheShark.jpg

BallHawk
04-11-2008, 11:14 AM
During 1980....I was too busy with my crush on Suzanne Somers of Three's Company.
Hmm...I would have figured you'd be more of the Farrah Fawcett lovin kinda guy.........oops, I mean boy. :wink:

the hawk has a crush on obama

Don't wanna wait 'til 2008....you're the very best candidate.....

Didn't I also have a senior position in the Hawk Jocksniffers club? That could count as one.

Does Ruvell Martin have a fan club?

Tyrone Bigguns
04-11-2008, 11:57 AM
Hotties for IM, BITD:

http://ilovethisworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/tatumdarlings.jpg

mmmmm, training bras

mmm, cynthia nixon..pre lesbian.

http://www.childstarlets.com/lobby/bios/portraits/cynthia_nixon12.jpg

LL2
04-11-2008, 12:26 PM
Isn't that Krisi McNichols? She was a hottie...but I always liked Soliel Moon Frye (Punky Brewster).

Iron Mike
04-11-2008, 01:28 PM
There were a couple of hotties on "Eight Is Enough."

http://www.supersonicsoul.com/uploaded_images/1eie11-med-749451.jpg

Freak Out
04-11-2008, 01:32 PM
There were a couple of hotties on "Eight Is Enough."

http://www.supersonicsoul.com/uploaded_images/1eie11-med-749451.jpg

I hated the show but thought the mom was hot.

Tyrone Bigguns
04-11-2008, 01:39 PM
There were a couple of hotties on "Eight Is Enough."

http://www.supersonicsoul.com/uploaded_images/1eie11-med-749451.jpg

I hated the show but thought the mom was hot.

Willie Ames was SCRUMPTIOUS!!!

the_idle_threat
04-11-2008, 11:08 PM
There were a couple of hotties on "Eight Is Enough."

http://www.supersonicsoul.com/uploaded_images/1eie11-med-749451.jpg

A couple of those chicks in the back row look like dudes.

GrnBay007
04-11-2008, 11:23 PM
1st kiss to 1st BJ to oldies but goodies.....CAN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER STAY ON TRACK??? :P

:wink:

MJZiggy
04-11-2008, 11:28 PM
Apparently not.