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Partial
04-14-2008, 12:14 PM
http://digg.com/comedy/Guy_Goes_fishing_1_5_miles_offshore_and_Catches_Th is

Freak Out
04-14-2008, 12:24 PM
Not that uncommon. Blacktail deer were first transplanted to the Kodiak town site in the 1920s and have populated every island in the Archipelago.

Partial
04-14-2008, 01:52 PM
I was unaware that deer were such strong siwmmers.

Tyrone Bigguns
04-14-2008, 02:08 PM
I was unaware that deer were such strong siwmmers.

Shocking that you are unaware of something.

Partial
04-14-2008, 02:11 PM
I was unaware that deer were such strong siwmmers.

Shocking that you are unaware of something.

Wow.

Let me ask you this, were you aware that Deer can be found swimming 1.5 miles off shore on a somewhat regular occasion?

GBRulz
04-14-2008, 06:55 PM
That's pretty far out for a deer. I see them sometimes on the chain up north, but usually not more than 500-600 feet from shore.

Cool story though.

Tyrone Bigguns
04-14-2008, 06:56 PM
I was unaware that deer were such strong siwmmers.

Shocking that you are unaware of something.

Wow.

Let me ask you this, were you aware that Deer can be found swimming 1.5 miles off shore on a somewhat regular occasion?

No, i wasn't aware.

However, i don't post on the board like you do that i know everything.

THat is what makes it shocking.

falco
04-14-2008, 06:57 PM
the real question is...

did anyone measure the deers bodyfat percentage???

Tyrone Bigguns
04-14-2008, 07:13 PM
the real question is...

did anyone measure the deers bodyfat percentage???

Well, i eyeballed him...and i can say that it was around 11% at best.

Freak Out
04-14-2008, 07:18 PM
Your telling me that guy didn't skin it? Thats the only way to accurately measure body fat in a deer.

Tyrone Bigguns
04-14-2008, 07:23 PM
Your telling me that guy didn't skin it? Thats the only way to accurately measure body fat in a deer.

That is just wrong.

You can eyeball a deer and telll it's body fat percentaqe...i can do it just be looking at it's hoof.

Course, i've read a ton of websites.

Partial
04-14-2008, 07:24 PM
I was unaware that deer were such strong siwmmers.

Shocking that you are unaware of something.

Wow.

Let me ask you this, were you aware that Deer can be found swimming 1.5 miles off shore on a somewhat regular occasion?

No, i wasn't aware.

However, i don't post on the board like you do that i know everything.

THat is what makes it shocking.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Wow!

twoseven
04-14-2008, 07:33 PM
Your telling me that guy didn't skin it? Thats the only way to accurately measure body fat in a deer.

That is just wrong.

You can eyeball a deer and telll it's body fat percentaqe...i can do it just be looking at it's hoof.

Course, i've read a ton of websites.
How can we be sure it was even him?

Tyrone Bigguns
04-14-2008, 07:46 PM
Your telling me that guy didn't skin it? Thats the only way to accurately measure body fat in a deer.

That is just wrong.

You can eyeball a deer and telll it's body fat percentaqe...i can do it just be looking at it's hoof.

Course, i've read a ton of websites.
How can we be sure it was even him?

Yeah, good point. Shoulda made the deer hold up a placard that said Hello partial withe a newspaper...proves the date.

SkinBasket
04-14-2008, 07:50 PM
That is just wrong.

You can eyeball a deer and telll it's body fat percentaqe...i can do it just be looking at it's hoof.

Course, i've read a ton of websites.

He's too small to be a successful swimming deer. He's going to have to switch to more of a wading deer if he thinks he's going to go pro.

Tyrone Bigguns
04-14-2008, 08:02 PM
That is just wrong.

You can eyeball a deer and telll it's body fat percentaqe...i can do it just be looking at it's hoof.

Course, i've read a ton of websites.

He's too small to be a successful swimming deer. He's going to have to switch to more of a wading deer if he thinks he's going to go pro.

You dont' know shit.

I can tell this deer has "it."

Cheesehead Craig
04-14-2008, 08:15 PM
There was that guy who took the dead deer to the woods to have sex with it and these guys take it out in a boat.

MadtownPacker
04-14-2008, 08:26 PM
There was that guy who took the dead deer to the woods to have sex with it and these guys take it out in a boat.Maybe they play for the vikings?

Deputy Nutz
04-14-2008, 08:29 PM
I hope that wasn't Scott Peterson in that boat.

Sure the deer was just swimming, he wasn't trying to hide any evidence or anything.

red
04-14-2008, 08:31 PM
how are we sure that the deer wasn't an al quada operative trying to infiltrate our boarders?

and these obvious "lefties" just pick him up and help him to shore

we should nuke iran just to be safe

Freak Out
04-14-2008, 08:45 PM
There was that guy who took the dead deer to the woods to have sex with it and these guys take it out in a boat.Maybe they play for the vikings?

:smk: :five:

That is worth the High Times High Five.

texaspackerbacker
04-14-2008, 08:47 PM
Better check the deer for 'roids.