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gbpackfan
04-27-2008, 08:03 PM
Here are a couple:

Childress is a Booty sniffer.

We're going to kick John David's Booty until it is purple!

Booty is dootie!

Booty is a cootie!

Booty Queen.

I could go all night!

Brando19
04-27-2008, 08:15 PM
Now we have two ass references in the NFC North...John David Booty and Rex Grossman.

Rastak
04-27-2008, 08:21 PM
You should print this out and send it to all the 6th grade classes for input, that's the intelectual level of this entire discussion. Are you even serious?

the_idle_threat
04-27-2008, 08:28 PM
You should print this out and send it to all the 6th grade classes for input ...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's a good idea.

But he'll need a mailing list or something. Can you help a cracka out?

gbpackfan
04-27-2008, 08:29 PM
You should print this out and send it to all the 6th grade classes for input, that's the intelectual level of this entire discussion. Are you even serious?


Oh come on. Stop it! Yes, it is juvenile. But funny. If he weren't a queen, you wouldn't have a problem. So defensive. Lighten up.

You should have more humor about the situation. Fans all over the league are going to be busting on your boy Booty.

BallHawk
04-27-2008, 08:34 PM
But he'll need a mailing list or something. Can you help a cracka out?

I think Skin would be more likely to be in the possession of mass amounts of adolescent school addresses.

BallHawk
04-27-2008, 08:37 PM
EDIT.

The Leaper
04-27-2008, 09:17 PM
You should print this out and send it to all the 6th grade classes for input, that's the intelectual level of this entire discussion. Are you even serious?

Cmon Ras...embrace that Booty! Love that Booty! Work that Booty!

gbpackfan
04-27-2008, 09:19 PM
Who doesn't love Booty!

HarveyWallbangers
04-27-2008, 09:21 PM
This is going to be fun. Living in the Twin Cities, I've had to deal with Faav-re for 17 years. Now, I get Booty handed to me.
:D

KYPack
04-27-2008, 09:23 PM
You should print this out and send it to all the 6th grade classes for input, that's the intelectual level of this entire discussion. Are you even serious?

It's pile on the troll time, Bradduh.

Take it like a man!

Ras, thanks for all that work during the draft.

i wouldn't do that much work at work!

vince
04-27-2008, 09:29 PM
KGB's gonna chase down some NEW Booty.

http://imgplace.com/image_bin/2968/14a53d21f65f31bf7e9c70e4af88b7ad.jpg.th.jpg (http://imgplace.com/image/view/14a53d21f65f31bf7e9c70e4af88b7ad)

GBRulz
04-27-2008, 10:40 PM
Booty Queen, good one, gb!

Looks like we'll have some fun with this one for a few years to come. How can you not??

Can we get Sharper and Booty next to each other on the sideline for a photo-op of the back of their jerseys?

Scott Campbell
04-27-2008, 11:00 PM
True story. Happened a couple of years ago. My youngest was in first grade, on the way to school she's climbing into the SUV. She up on the running board with her butt at about eye level with the neighbor kids face, when she turns around and out of the blue says to this kid "say hello to my booty!".

Her mom and I are dying laughing, as we didn't even think she knew what a booty was. Anyway, so "say hello to my booty" has got to be my favorite slogan.

GrnBay007
04-27-2008, 11:10 PM
LOL! flirtin already...better watch that girl. :wink:

Lurker64
04-28-2008, 01:00 AM
You should print this out and send it to all the 6th grade classes for input, that's the intelectual level of this entire discussion. Are you even serious?

Oh come on, even though he might be a great player, you did end up drafting the QB with one of the funniest names in memory. Even if he beats us 20 times over his career, I'm still going to laugh because his name is "Booty."

MadtownPacker
04-28-2008, 02:36 AM
What happens if tavaris jackson is having a bad day?



coach childish makes a BOOTY call!!!

Tarlam!
04-28-2008, 05:30 AM
You should print this out and send it to all the 6th grade classes for input, that's the intelectual level of this entire discussion. Are you even serious?

Ras, I hate to tell you this, but we are a pretty childish bunch! And I thank you a tonne for all the bio's during the draft, and we're mates and all, but I am cracking up on this thread!

:oops:

gbpackfan
04-28-2008, 11:05 AM
What happens if tavaris jackson is having a bad day?



coach childish makes a BOOTY call!!!



HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

gbpackfan
04-28-2008, 11:06 AM
If T-Jack gets beaten out by John David it will be a BOOTY BUMP!

mngolf19
04-28-2008, 12:34 PM
This is going to be fun. Living in the Twin Cities, I've had to deal with Faav-re for 17 years. Now, I get Booty handed to me.
:D

At least Booty can spell it right. But I'm with ya on this one. Sorry Ras, that kind of name is going to get crap from all angles. :lol:

The Leaper
04-28-2008, 12:39 PM
that kind of name is going to get crap from all angles. :lol:

You just hope it isn't from the sideways angle.

Zool
04-28-2008, 01:40 PM
"Booty gets it from all angles."

That should be his tagline.

GrnBay007
04-28-2008, 04:59 PM
"Booty On Fire"

....passes for 300

RashanGary
04-28-2008, 05:10 PM
"Is Childress going to make the Booty call" and "Booty Queen" are my favs. I esspecially like the "is Chilly going to make the booty call" because I can see the question acctually coming up in a game several times this season. It would be great if an anouncer acctually said it. Bryant Gumble is the only one I can think of that would say that.

RashanGary
04-28-2008, 05:12 PM
"insert name" hit Booty hard

Booty gets hit from all angles

Booty got pounded for four quarters

The goal tonight is going to be to hit Booty

RashanGary
04-28-2008, 05:20 PM
Booty got the proverbial team gang banging tonight. That'll hurt after the adrenaline wears off.

Lurker64
04-28-2008, 05:21 PM
For some reason I can't get "2 Much Booty (In Da Pants)" by Soundmaster T out of my head.

RashanGary
04-28-2008, 05:22 PM
Somebody hold me back. I'm about to get offensive.

sharpe1027
04-28-2008, 05:28 PM
(If he gets hit alot)
Booty is going to hurt tomorrow after the pounding taken today.
(Talking about the opposing DL)
They've been working hard to get (to) Booty all day long.
(If (when) Jackson sucks)
The fans are ready for Booty.

Iron Mike
04-28-2008, 07:09 PM
I wonder if he'll have his own Booty Babe:
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3497/kimberlypageed7.jpg

gbpackfan
04-28-2008, 07:15 PM
After a Kampman sack:

"Oh man did that Booty take it hard!"

"Right in the Booty!"

"Booty smacking!"

"Kiss that Booty goodbye!"

Iron Mike
04-28-2008, 07:18 PM
You down with JDB?
http://www.billf.com/blog/opp.jpg
Yeah, you know me.

RashanGary
04-28-2008, 07:19 PM
(after a hard pass)

Whew, booty let that one rip.

b bulldog
04-28-2008, 08:38 PM
YEAH YOU KNOW ME!!

Badgerinmaine
04-28-2008, 09:26 PM
What if he's traded to Tampa Bay?
"'BUCS BOARD VIKING SHIP; MAKE OFF WITH BOOTY"
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

http://www.beinduck.com/images/pirate_sign_-_surrender_the_booty_1499_wko6.jpg

Badgerinmaine
04-28-2008, 09:28 PM
Or if he's cut as a rookie:
"BABY BOOTY DOESN'T FIT"

Lurker64
04-28-2008, 09:29 PM
What if he's traded to Tampa Bay?
"'BUCS BOARD VIKING SHIP; MAKE OFF WITH BOOTY"
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


If Minnesota plays Tampa and Booty turns the ball over a lot the headline could be "BUCCANEERS PLUNDER BOOTY".

oregonpackfan
04-28-2008, 09:36 PM
I wonder how many playground fights John David Booty got into as a kid when others teased him about his name?

I had a classmate with the last name of "Pugh" which is pronounced "peeuuw." He was constantly being pulled into the Principal's office for fights. :oops:

Badgerinmaine
04-28-2008, 09:36 PM
Or if he scrambles well:
"BOOTY SLIPS OUT OF BUCS' HANDS"
I'm sure you know how frustrating that can be.

Badgerinmaine
04-28-2008, 09:38 PM
I wonder how many playground fights John David Booty got into as a kid when others teased him about his name?

I had a classmate with the last name of "Pugh" which is pronounced "peeuuw." He was constantly being pulled into the Principal's office for fights. :oops:
Imagine what it was like to be Jethro Pugh. No wonder he got to be so tough...

Partial
04-28-2008, 10:33 PM
Is John Davis Josh Booty's brother? I seem to recall a Josh Booty from LSU or something a few years back.

HarveyWallbangers
04-28-2008, 10:42 PM
Is John Davis Josh Booty's brother? I seem to recall a Josh Booty from LSU or something a few years back.

Yes

Tarlam!
04-29-2008, 09:33 AM
Is John Davis Josh Booty's brother? I seem to recall a Josh Booty from LSU or something a few years back.

Yes

That was so abrupt, Harv, it ended the thread!

HarveyWallbangers
04-29-2008, 09:45 AM
Vikings should sign Beaver though. We'd get to see Booty, Beaver, and 69 jerseys lined up together.

DonHutson
04-29-2008, 11:15 AM
Vikings should sign Beaver though. We'd get to see Booty, Beaver, and 69 jerseys lined up together.

Where's Curtis Enis when you need him?

Zool
04-29-2008, 11:25 AM
Bring Harry Colon in to coach the secondary.

gbpackfan
04-29-2008, 11:34 AM
Vikings should sign Beaver though. We'd get to see Booty, Beaver, and 69 jerseys lined up together.


Harv,

I was thinking the Saints should have signed Beaver. Then they could have had a BUSH and BEAVER backfield! :P

Badgerinmaine
04-29-2008, 09:47 PM
What a Bootylicious thread this is.

gbpackfan
04-29-2008, 09:56 PM
The fans that make excuses when John David throws an INT will be called BOOTY KISSERS!