Another Caption Contest

[Scott Campbell]

http://www.packerforum.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10289/normal_sherman_sleep.jpg

[Scott Campbell]

1) "I can do this job with my eyes closed."

2) Reporter - "Mike, when did you first realize that you just had to have BJ Sander?"
Mike - "Well, it came to me in a dream at the Indy combine"

3) Ted thought it would be funny to put his vibrating toothbrush on the soundly sleeping Mike Sherman's crotch.

4) Mike had assured Bob Harlan that he had plenty of energy to be both the GM and Head Coach.

5) Just then an announcement flashed on the jumbotron asking the participating players to please keep it down so as not to disturb Mr. Sherman.

6) Mike - "Bill, I'm telling you this new daytime formula of NyQuil doesn't make you drowsy at...........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

7) ....and it was at this very moment that everyone at the combine realized that Donnel Washington could not play at the NFL level.

8) Sherman liked to compare his intensity to the late great coach Lombardi, saying "hey, Max McGee told me Vince used to nap at practice too".

9) It was becoming more and more apparent that the midnight bowling with Coach Rossely had begun to take it's toll.

10) Though Mike would never admit it to even his best of friends, he often found his thoughts drifting to his perky personal assistant Tank, washing his car in a string bikini.

11) Mike - "There's now way in hell Harlan's going to fire me. I just went 10-6 and won 3 division titles! In fact to prove it, I'm gonna take a nap right here at the combine on national TV."

12) During the Bill's interview process, Coach Sherman's legendary work ethic with the Packers just wasn't enough to overcome Dick Jauron's dynamic personality.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

"I never went 4-12 as GM. I know what I'm doing"

"I'm just doing my job. I am trying to take attention away from Ted Thompson. Ted wants me to act alseep so no one will notice that he is giving Arturo Freeman a blow job at this moment...worst, they could be having ass-hole-course."

[esoxx]

"I don't need to see any of this crap. ZZZZZZZZ I'm already set on my picks, Carroll, Thomas, Sander and Washington are my top four guys. ZZZZZZ man I hope they're there.ZZZZZZZZZZ If not, I can always trade up for them. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

[Anti-Polar Bear]

"I don't need to see any of this crap. ZZZZZZZZ I'm already set on my picks, Carroll, Thomas, Sander and Washington are my top four guys. ZZZZZZ man I hope they're there.ZZZZZZZZZZ If not, I can always trade up for them. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

Get real. Trade down and down we go....all the way to 4-12.

[esoxx]

Yeah, what was I thinking. Any team picking Ahmad Carroll, Joey Thomas, BJ Sander & Donnell Washington with their top four picks should be happy. Especially trading UP for Sander & Washington. Of course, his drafts had no impact on the 4-12 mark, huh tank?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Yeah, what was I thinking. Any team picking Ahmad Carroll, Joey Thomas, BJ Sander & Donnell Washington with their top four picks should be happy. Especially trading UP for Sander & Washington. Of course, his drafts had no impact on the 4-12 mark, huh tank?

Nope. None at all. All Thompson needed to do last year was resign Wahle, draft Logan Mankins in the 1st rd and trade for Donavan Darius or just keep Sharper and Pack would still win 10 games, if not more.

Instead, thompson dismantled the Pack and traded down for crap like Michael Hawkins, Brady Poppinga, Will Whitticker, Murphy, Campbell, MOntagamyetc. Look at thompson's draft last year: 11 picks and only one major contributor. With 11 picks, Sherman wouldve found 5 major contributors.

[Scott Campbell]

How bout a caption guys?

[Jimx29]

Just never you mind why only the front crotch area of my shirt is half tucked into my pants :evil:



And NO.... do not ask that man in front of me either!!! :oops:

[KYPack]

ZZZZZZZ

Eureka, I found it!

I'll trade those two picks I got for Marques Anderson for R-Kal Truluck!

[Homer Jay]

Rehearsing for The Wizard of Oz.

"If I only had a team."
"If I only had a brain" seemed to easy.

[woodbuck27]

This damn VIAGRA isn't really working for me !

Suuuuuurrrr she's happy but I'm UP all night.

[chain_gang]

"Damn, I know I screwed up every draft I had, but did they really need to tranquilize me"

[Scott Campbell]

Despite the sold out venue, Sherman's incessant snoring cleared out many of the seats in his direct vicinity.

[Scott Campbell]

I think Tank won the caption contest in that other thread.

[GrnBay007]

http://www.packerforum.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10289/normal_sherman_sleep.jpg

Sorry Packer fans but that blunt I smoked with my buddy Tank just got me so sleepy.

[son of a vic]

"Ah, la la land is so nice, what could be dreamier than getting a B.J. that I'll never forget."



"And in the third round, the Green Bay Packers select B.J.Sander, punter from Ohio State."

[Rastak]

"Ah, la la land is so nice, what could be dreamier than getting a B.J. that I'll never forget."



"And in the third round, the Green Bay Packers select B.J.Sander, punter from Ohio State."

LOL....

[havanother]

"And kids this is why we don't fall asleep in class, because when it comes to test (draft) day YOU FAIL!!!!!"

[Tony Oday]

"Well Im going to lose my job anyway."

"There arent any cameras here Ill just take a nap."

"Man these chairs are nice."

"If I dream it they will come."

[Green Bud Packer]

Zzzzhhhnnnk,whewwww.eeebeebeebee.

[Iron Mike]

http://www.packerforum.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10289/normal_sherman_sleep.jpg

NOBODY knows how tiring it is to shoot those Cellcom commercials!!!!ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........these plastic seats SURE are COMFY!!!!

[BallHawk]

I would go home and take a nap but this weird guy keeps on looking through my window and telling me he loves me.

[potsdam_11]

http://www.packerforum.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10289/normal_sherman_sleep.jpg

Whoa..... when I shut my left eyelid really tight, my right testicle bobs up and down... Cool..

[Patler]

"Mike Sherman, practicing his draft day posture."

[RashanGary]

Seriously! Is he really sleeping.

[Partial]

In classic tank fashion!

Sherman is trapped in the closet! It looks like he has a hard-on while deep in a dream about a BJ from BJ or how much he'd like to go down on donnell

[Travbrew]

In classic tank fashion!

Sherman is trapped in the closet! It looks like he has a hard-on while deep in a dream about a BJ from BJ or how much he'd like to go down on donnell

Classic.

[Fritz]

"Man, this giant spliff on my lap from Tank has really got me f___ up."

[Travbrew]

"Man, this giant spliff on my lap from Tank has really got me f___ up."

Perhaps this would explain the man crush tank has with sherm. They get together, fire up some herb. Hanging out in their underwear listening to coldplay and playing the bongos. Perhaps some naked twister? Sounds like a little slice of tank heaven.

[Scott Campbell]

"Ah, la la land is so nice, what could be dreamier than getting a B.J. that I'll never forget."



"And in the third round, the Green Bay Packers select B.J.Sander, punter from Ohio State."


A timely bump for Vic and BJ.

[the_idle_threat]

I think Vic is the winner ... :lol:

[Terry]

1) "I can do this job with my eyes closed."

2) Reporter - "Mike, when did you first realize that you just had to have BJ Sander?"
Mike - "Well, it came to me in a dream at the Indy combine"

3) Ted thought it would be funny to put his vibrating toothbrush on the soundly sleeping Mike Sherman's crotch.

4) Mike had assured Bob Harlan that he had plenty of energy to be both the GM and Head Coach.

5) Just then an announcement flashed on the jumbotron asking the participating players to please keep it down so as not to disturb Mr. Sherman.

6) Mike - "Bill, I'm telling you this new daytime formula of NyQuil doesn't make you drowsy at...........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

7) ....and it was at this very moment that everyone at the combine realized that Donnel Washington could not play at the NFL level.

8) Sherman liked to compare his intensity to the late great coach Lombardi, saying "hey, Max McGee told me Vince used to nap at practice too".

9) It was becoming more and more apparent that the midnight bowling with Coach Rossely had begun to take it's toll.

10) Though Mike would never admit it to even his best of friends, he often found his thoughts drifting to his perky personal assistant Tank, washing his car in a string bikini.

11) Mike - "There's now way in hell Harlan's going to fire me. I just went 10-6 and won 3 division titles! In fact to prove it, I'm gonna take a nap right here at the combine on national TV."

12) During the Bill's interview process, Coach Sherman's legendary work ethic with the Packers just wasn't enough to overcome Dick Jauron's dynamic personality.

I vote for #7 here out of the entire thread's offerings. (However, I do find it amazing that the same cartoonist could actually have written #3.)

[mngolf19]

Coach Mularky "If he thinks I'm gonna tell him what just happened, he can kiss my ass"