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Harlan Huckleby
05-17-2008, 11:39 PM
Butthole Surfers

Jimx29
05-18-2008, 01:46 AM
Butt Trumpet would get my vote
They are (were) a punk band whose biggest claim to fame is their song, "I've been so mad lately"
And it goes something like this:

Shit fuck hell damn shit fuck shit
Fuck
Shit-for-brains asshole dickweed all right
You're a motherfucker and I hate you
Fuck shit hell damn shit fuck

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

I'm pissed
I'm pissed
I'm so pissed off
I'm so fucking pissed

You take everything and then you left me
You took all my shit you left me nothing
Now I'm getting really angry
I feel like I'm gonna fucking explode
You think you're gonna get away with this?
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

I'm pissed
I'm pissed
I'm so pissed off
I'm so fucking pissed

Shit-for-brains asshole fuckface
You're a motherfucker and I hate you
Shit fuck hell damn shit fuck
You can eat the corn out of my shit
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

I'm pissed
I'm pissed
I'm so pissed off
I'm so fucking pissed
Pissed
Pissed
Pissed
I've been so mad lately

Hear it here (http://media.putfile.com/Trumpets-41)

Joemailman
05-18-2008, 01:47 AM
Commander Cody And His Lost Planet Airmen

Strawberry Alarm Clock

red
05-18-2008, 06:19 AM
hole

or, i just saw that theres actually a band named.......

anal cunt

Tarlam!
05-18-2008, 06:33 AM
Why do band names need to be vulgar?

What about:

The White Vinegar Balladiers?

or

Orange Dolphin Choir?

Those would do, just fine!!

red
05-18-2008, 06:37 AM
well, if you show up and a biker bar wearing a band tee shirt with dolphin anywhere in the title

you're going your ass handed to you

unless its something like flogging dolphins, or something like that

Tarlam!
05-18-2008, 06:40 AM
OK Red, I'll play; why is a dolphin a red flag to bikers?

red
05-18-2008, 06:48 AM
?

because its a smart cute looking animal

Tarlam!
05-18-2008, 06:54 AM
OK, but orange is cool?

ODC is a great acronym!

red
05-18-2008, 07:05 AM
OK, but orange is cool?

ODC is a great acronym!

orange is a bright sunny color

you need something dark, like black, gray, medium gray, dark gray

Tarlam!
05-18-2008, 07:18 AM
So, Bikers would have a problem with the Dark Grey Dolphin Choir?

red
05-18-2008, 07:23 AM
no

choir sounds to churchie

maybe

the dark gray dolphin flogging cult of the antichrist

now thats a band name

if you walk into a biker bar wearing a DGDFCOA shirt, they'll probably buy you beers

Tarlam!
05-18-2008, 07:28 AM
OK, Red, thanks!

Now, at age 44, I'll go learn the guitar and join a new forming rock band. We'll have a name, and YOU you fuck, are condemned to be our manager!!!

MJZiggy
05-18-2008, 07:48 AM
I liked the name Queensryche.

red
05-18-2008, 08:52 AM
OK, Red, thanks!

Now, at age 44, I'll go learn the guitar and join a new forming rock band. We'll have a name, and YOU you fuck, are condemned to be our manager!!!

don't forget the evil clown makeup

Joemailman
05-18-2008, 09:03 AM
Disgusting Dolphins Of Death might be easier for people to remember.

MadtownPacker
05-18-2008, 10:13 AM
"YOU you fuck"Damn, that would be a great name for a band!

Harlan Huckleby
05-18-2008, 10:35 AM
There was a band in Madison called "Rectal Drip"

hmmm, my favorite band names are falling into a certain pattern...

"Split Wet Beaver" was a band from a while back.

Iron Mike
05-18-2008, 10:40 AM
Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band (with the Rootettes)

http://www.rootboyslimmovie.com/R4.jpg

Iron Mike
05-18-2008, 10:42 AM
I gotta admit, though--"Free Beer" is a pretty astute band name:

http://www.freebeernet.com/

Joemailman
05-18-2008, 10:57 AM
These guys were unique:

http://www.earthhouse.com/images/inst_karma/DK.jpg

GoPackGo
05-18-2008, 11:02 AM
http://www.astralwerks.com/the_kooks/images/kooks_header_two.jpg

GoPackGo
05-18-2008, 11:03 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008O83V.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

I've always liked the band name "Rise Against"

Partial
05-18-2008, 01:02 PM
Electric Six

Iron Mike
05-18-2008, 01:06 PM
We used to have a punk band here called Germaine Shepard and the Police Dogs.

That was good for lulz. :lol:

Iron Mike
05-18-2008, 01:12 PM
Wazmo Nariz and the Wazband:

http://www.last.fm/music/Wazmo+Nariz

Anti-Polar Bear
05-18-2008, 03:03 PM
Some of my favorite band names:

Coldplay
John Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band
New Kids on the Block
Good Charlotte
Goo Goo Dolls
Michael Jackson and the Jackson 5
The Monkees
The Liberals
Sting and the Police
The Village People
All For One
Boyz to Men
Backstreet Boys
N'Sync
Spice Girls
Pussycat Dolls

Charles Woodson
05-18-2008, 05:51 PM
how bout
Smashing Pumpkins
Foo Fighters
Jimmy Eat World
Nine Inch Nails
Sublime
Stone Temple Pilots
Slightly Stoopid
Infected Mushroom :D

red
05-18-2008, 08:14 PM
you know, i always thought the beatles, was one of the worst names ever

it just sounds so stupid and lame

Iron Mike
05-19-2008, 10:03 AM
you know, i always thought the beatles, was one of the worst names ever

it just sounds so stupid and lame

It's better than the first incarnation, The Silver Beatles. :roll:

Tyrone Bigguns
05-19-2008, 06:11 PM
Greatest band name ever:

The Brian Jonestown Massacre!

http://www.bompstore.com/catalog/BJM%20Satan.jpg

oregonpackfan
05-19-2008, 07:35 PM
The "Sex Pistols" had quite a name!

I will never forget the day that we had two high school students from France tour the elementary school where I taught third grade.

They visited each classroom, including mine. One of my students asked one of the HS French students his favorite band. The young man enthusiastically responded, "The Sex Pistols!"

I still wonder how many of my students went home and told their parents their teacher(namely me) was talking about the "Sex Pistols" in the classroom!

:lol:

Freak Out
05-19-2008, 07:46 PM
Black Sabbath

Rolling Stones

Grateful Dead

Guiness
05-22-2008, 11:01 AM
I always thought the Grateful Dead was a good name. And the Psychedelic Furs - although they were more punk.

A local band was named The Grope Toads.

HarveyWallbangers
05-22-2008, 11:20 AM
Big Head Todd & The Monsters