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Tarlam!
06-09-2008, 07:07 AM
I don't want a perfect male or female. I wish Skin would shelve that project.

What I think his scientific genius should be doing is creating a 4 legged Chicken. And, this chicken should have enormous drumsticks and thighs the size of today's wings.

I like wings, but we could then eat, say, pigeon wings that have been created to taste like Buffalo Wings.

I only had this "spontaneous vision" (forgot the word), while finishing off Saturday's KFC. Yes, we have KFC in Germany, Pizza Hut, Burger King, McDonald's, too. Wendy's went bankrupt in the 90's. I am told there is a Popeye's in Wiesbaden at the US Base, but we civvies cannot go there.

And we NEED TACO BELL. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SkinBasket
06-09-2008, 08:11 AM
Someone's hitting the scotch again. Hard.

MadtownPacker
06-09-2008, 08:14 AM
Ahh shit, someone call rehab.

Tarlam!
06-09-2008, 09:36 AM
Sorry, move it to RR where it belongs....... I hit the wrong button.....

Jimx29
06-09-2008, 12:08 PM
They've already come up with a 4 legged chicken. Problem is, is that they can't catch the speedy bastards

Scott Campbell
06-09-2008, 12:15 PM
And we NEED TACO BELL. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I always assumed that Aussies/Europeans had more sophisticated palates.

Patler
06-09-2008, 12:32 PM
They've already come up with a 4 legged chicken. Problem is, is that they can't catch the speedy bastards

You would think they would be tripping over themselves!

the_idle_threat
06-11-2008, 06:52 AM
They've already come up with a 4 legged chicken. Problem is, is that they can't catch the speedy bastards

:lol: :lol: :lol:

red
06-11-2008, 10:55 AM
i like those threads

it makes it look like theres something going on here other than the 75 political threads, that should all just be merged into one giant fucking thread and thrown in the garbage can

gives some reason to still come to the site

and i'm still holding out for some more hotties

SkinBasket
06-11-2008, 11:26 AM
i like those threads

it makes it look like theres something going on here other than the 75 political threads, that should all just be merged into one giant fucking thread and thrown in the garbage can

gives some reason to still come to the site

and i'm still holding out for some more hotties

Thank you for your support Red. It is always wonderful to meet another scientifically enlightened mind.

Round 2 starts next week. Science has a couple of surprises in store as we zero in on our perfect representative of the human race.

Harlan Huckleby
06-11-2008, 01:24 PM
red just likes those threads because skinbaskets finds people who are even uglier than he is.

sheepshead
06-11-2008, 04:26 PM
I don't want a perfect male or female. I wish Skin would shelve that project.

What I think his scientific genius should be doing is creating a 4 legged Chicken. And, this chicken should have enormous drumsticks and thighs the size of today's wings.

I like wings, but we could then eat, say, pigeon wings that have been created to taste like Buffalo Wings.

I only had this "spontaneous vision" (forgot the word), while finishing off Saturday's KFC. Yes, we have KFC in Germany, Pizza Hut, Burger King, McDonald's, too. Wendy's went bankrupt in the 90's. I am told there is a Popeye's in Wiesbaden at the US Base, but we civvies cannot go there.

And we NEED TACO BELL. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I questioned these posts because 1) i didnt get the humor if there was to be any.
2)they werent getting many if any responses, so i wasnt alone.

So why did you question me, when i brought it up earlier? Having spent time on here now, and seeing what goes on. who are you to question anyone about anything? How dare you call me out the way you did when I got here. Youre all over the fucking board anyway. What are you on man? And who in the flying fuck do you think you are? You dont appear to have a clear thought in your head.

Deputy Nutz
06-11-2008, 04:32 PM
I don't want a perfect male or female. I wish Skin would shelve that project.

What I think his scientific genius should be doing is creating a 4 legged Chicken. And, this chicken should have enormous drumsticks and thighs the size of today's wings.

I like wings, but we could then eat, say, pigeon wings that have been created to taste like Buffalo Wings.

I only had this "spontaneous vision" (forgot the word), while finishing off Saturday's KFC. Yes, we have KFC in Germany, Pizza Hut, Burger King, McDonald's, too. Wendy's went bankrupt in the 90's. I am told there is a Popeye's in Wiesbaden at the US Base, but we civvies cannot go there.

And we NEED TACO BELL. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I questioned these posts because 1) i didnt get the humor if there was to be any.
2)they werent getting many if any responses, so i wasnt alone.

So why did you question me, when i brought it up earlier? Having spent time on here now, and seeing what goes on. who are you to question anyone about anything? How dare you call me out the way you did when I got here. Youre all over the fucking board anyway. What are you on man? And who in the flying fuck do you think you are? You dont appear to have a clear thought in your head.

It's Tarlam!

SkinBasket
06-11-2008, 09:20 PM
I don't want a perfect male or female. I wish Skin would shelve that project.

What I think his scientific genius should be doing is creating a 4 legged Chicken. And, this chicken should have enormous drumsticks and thighs the size of today's wings.

I like wings, but we could then eat, say, pigeon wings that have been created to taste like Buffalo Wings.

I only had this "spontaneous vision" (forgot the word), while finishing off Saturday's KFC. Yes, we have KFC in Germany, Pizza Hut, Burger King, McDonald's, too. Wendy's went bankrupt in the 90's. I am told there is a Popeye's in Wiesbaden at the US Base, but we civvies cannot go there.

And we NEED TACO BELL. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I questioned these posts because 1) i didnt get the humor if there was to be any.
2)they werent getting many if any responses, so i wasnt alone.

So why did you question me, when i brought it up earlier? Having spent time on here now, and seeing what goes on. who are you to question anyone about anything? How dare you call me out the way you did when I got here. Youre all over the fucking board anyway. What are you on man? And who in the flying fuck do you think you are? You dont appear to have a clear thought in your head.

It's Tarlam!

It's obvious I missed something here. Why the fuck is this guy going all apeshit on Tarlam? I'm starting to feel like Partial when he doesn't get the joke.

A few points though:

1) I obviously don't give a shit how you, or anyone else here, feels about my posts. Question them if you want, but don't expect a logical answer you fucking butt puppet.

2) Maybe, outside of the 6 of you who post in the myriad of political threads in the RR, the rest of us need something to help pass the off-season that doesn't involve slapping your political cock against each other's foreheads ad nauseum.

3) Never fucking insult the Tarlam! He may be the most beloved figure here, and he is highly respected and adored by all who have met him. Insult me if you want. No one likes me. Or Partial. No one likes him either. But don't try to take out your little dick aggression syndrome on tarlam.

4) In the fine words of another beloved and forum-deceased colleague, go fist yourself.

5) It's the fucking Romper Room. Chill the fuck out.

6) Fist yourself again, this time without the queer porn and lube.

7) Who are you to question anyone here about questioning you?

8) 3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low, Get low, Get low, Get low, Get low, Get low, Get low,
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

8a) Don't be such a cock.

Harlan Huckleby
06-11-2008, 09:58 PM
I can't figure out who is mad at who. but i read Skinbasket's post and now I'm all worked up too.

MadtownPacker
06-12-2008, 12:12 AM
I can't figure out who is mad at who. but i read Skinbasket's post and now I'm all worked up too.Good, can I slapping my political cock against your forehead ad nauseum?

bobblehead
06-12-2008, 12:32 AM
At least the libs have it easier, their fucking heads are hard as a rock...well, maybe tex's is too, but man is my political cock sore.

MJZiggy
06-12-2008, 05:57 AM
Maybe it's best I don't discuss politics anymore. :shock:

Harlan Huckleby
06-12-2008, 11:43 AM
Maybe it's best I don't discuss politics anymore. :shock:

Oh no, I've seen porn, I know how much women LOVE to be degraded.

LL2
06-12-2008, 11:45 AM
Maybe it's best I don't discuss politics anymore. :shock:

Amen to that! It's summer ...let's take a break.

Tarlam!
06-12-2008, 12:18 PM
I questioned these posts because 1) i didn't get the humor if there was to be any.
2)they weren't getting many if any responses, so i wasn't alone.

So why did you question me, when i brought it up earlier? Having spent time on here now, and seeing what goes on. who are you to question anyone about anything? How dare you call me out the way you did when I got here. You're all over the fucking board anyway. What are you on man? And who in the flying fuck do you think you are? You don't appear to have a clear thought in your head.


1) That's because you're not a very humorous individual
2) I am known to be a lunatic and I hardly ever get responses to my posts

I questioned you, when exactly? What did you bring up earlier and when exactly?

I called you out in probably two posts, because you bashed other posters and offered you some sound advice in two others. I called you out because I knew from reading your garbage at JSO that you are a trouble maker with a bad attitude and that you are an arrogant cyber person. I know, I am an arrogant person. In real life.

This particular post of yours only tells me you hold grudges and that you are not very intelligent. I actually held you in higher esteem than you seem to deserve. I am astonished that you would attack me like this, especially in light of PM correspondence. But you are who you are.

Sheep-dip (wow, Mad, I'm name-calling - hold the front page!), you will find the gang around here are far more educated than the pussies you bullied over at JSO.

What I'm on? Scotch. And I do have clear thoughts, I can just never remember them long enough to hold them in print! Unlike you, I don't try and hide the fact that my penis is undersized. (Good one skin!)

MadtownPacker
06-12-2008, 01:42 PM
Im the only poster I can recall that kicked Tarlam's cyber-ass. Was back on JSO and the MFer went fucking insane. That is why from time to time I will call him the Aussie Assassin. But it was like a gang initiation and he is now an honorary Mexican.

Tyrone Bigguns
06-12-2008, 01:45 PM
At least the libs have it easier, their fucking heads are hard as a rock...well, maybe tex's is too, but man is my political cock sore.

I guess this isn't a potshot at liberals? Hypocrisy be thy name.

MadtownPacker
06-12-2008, 01:58 PM
At least the libs have it easier, their fucking heads are hard as a rock...well, maybe tex's is too, but man is my political cock sore.

I guess this isn't a potshot at liberals? Hypocrisy be thy name.Bitch this is a fighting thread, Take that political BS up out here. Unless you wanna throw down? Your "high" intellect wont help you here.

Tyrone Bigguns
06-12-2008, 02:22 PM
At least the libs have it easier, their fucking heads are hard as a rock...well, maybe tex's is too, but man is my political cock sore.

I guess this isn't a potshot at liberals? Hypocrisy be thy name.Bitch this is a fighting thread, Take that political BS up out here. Unless you wanna throw down? Your "high" intellect wont help you here.

Who brought it in here with "liberal."

BTW, how do you have time to post today. I would think between blowing kobe and the rest of the lakers you'd be pretty busy.

Bet you are disgrace to your family..a maricon...and with a black man. Yikes.

bobblehead
06-12-2008, 06:30 PM
At least the libs have it easier, their fucking heads are hard as a rock...well, maybe tex's is too, but man is my political cock sore.

I guess this isn't a potshot at liberals? Hypocrisy be thy name.

No this was me being jealous I didn't come up with "beating their political cocks against each others foreheads".

I wanted to get in on such a good one, it really had nothing to do with liberals, it was merely a chance for me to mention my political cock in the only humerous way I could think of....immature of me, I know.

PS...sorry if you took offense, it was supposed to be humor.

hoosier
06-12-2008, 08:01 PM
At least the libs have it easier, their fucking heads are hard as a rock...well, maybe tex's is too, but man is my political cock sore.

I guess this isn't a potshot at liberals? Hypocrisy be thy name.

No this was me being jealous I didn't come up with "beating their political cocks against each others foreheads".

I wanted to get in on such a good one, it really had nothing to do with liberals, it was merely a chance for me to mention my political cock in the only humerous way I could think of....immature of me, I know.

PS...sorry if you took offense, it was supposed to be humor.

Leave the caustic humor to the skinmonkey.

MJZiggy
06-12-2008, 08:19 PM
At least the libs have it easier, their fucking heads are hard as a rock...well, maybe tex's is too, but man is my political cock sore.

I guess this isn't a potshot at liberals? Hypocrisy be thy name.

No this was me being jealous I didn't come up with "beating their political cocks against each others foreheads".

I wanted to get in on such a good one, it really had nothing to do with liberals, it was merely a chance for me to mention my political cock in the only humerous way I could think of....immature of me, I know.

PS...sorry if you took offense, it was supposed to be humor.

For the love of pete (whoever that is--is he at least cute?) he got offended at that??? And you accuse women of pms. :roll:

bobblehead
06-12-2008, 10:46 PM
At least the libs have it easier, their fucking heads are hard as a rock...well, maybe tex's is too, but man is my political cock sore.

I guess this isn't a potshot at liberals? Hypocrisy be thy name.

No this was me being jealous I didn't come up with "beating their political cocks against each others foreheads".

I wanted to get in on such a good one, it really had nothing to do with liberals, it was merely a chance for me to mention my political cock in the only humerous way I could think of....immature of me, I know.

PS...sorry if you took offense, it was supposed to be humor.

Leave the caustic humor to the skinmonkey.

Yes sir, I will stop trying to have fun. Any other orders you would like me to follow?

Tarlam!
06-12-2008, 10:56 PM
Im the only poster I can recall that kicked Tarlam's cyber-ass.

Almost. Scott Campbell handed it to me on a platter when I stuck up for Michael Vick's "innocent until proven guilty". I didn't post for a month getting over that.

In both cases, though, I thoroughly deserved it and Scotch was not to blame in either case. Mea Culpa.

MadtownPacker
06-13-2008, 12:22 AM
Hell no! That polygamous chump didnt get you to make a farewell thread like I did.

LEWCWA
06-13-2008, 12:49 AM
This is the funniest thread I have seen in awhile. maybe I'll stick around! :P :P


Yeah I already know, WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT YOU DO. Are you even a member here?

Tarlam!
06-13-2008, 02:02 AM
Hell no! That polygamous chump didnt get you to make a farewell thread like I did.

You got me there. But I renegged on my farewell thread pretty quickly!

Tarlam!
06-13-2008, 02:03 AM
This is the funniest thread I have seen in awhile. maybe I'll stick around! :P :P


Yeah I already know, WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT YOU DO. Are you even a member here?

There, there. We all know <ou and love <ou. You just never post!

texaspackerbacker
06-13-2008, 02:19 AM
Again I check out a thread I had been ignoring and find my name taken in vain.

I've always talked about how much I enjoy discussing politics, but I don't recall ever getting a hard on over it.

B Head, your "political cock" is getting sore? Most of us only have one multi-purpose one. You must be twice blessed.

twoseven
06-13-2008, 03:58 AM
I can't figure out who is mad at who. but i read Skinbasket's post and now I'm all worked up too.Good, can I slapping my political cock against your forehead ad nauseum?Slapping of a cock against any kind of forehead requires some sort of penile length, my brutha, that little Chorizo is more apt to do some poking than slapping. :lol: :lol: :lol:

twoseven
06-13-2008, 04:03 AM
Im the only poster I can recall that kicked Tarlam's cyber-ass. Was back on JSO and the MFer went fucking insane. That is why from time to time I will call him the Aussie Assassin. But it was like a gang initiation and he is now an honorary Mexican.Get off the step, homes.

Than again, Slater from Saved By The Bell, Malaki from Children of the Corn, and Rico Suave' were all in Frog's sissy-ass gang. Don Cheedle's a gang leader, Damon Wayans is wearing a diaper trying to hump a big rabbit, and Jeff Spicoli is pacman, so why am I referencing any of them?

Should have referenced The Warriors instead..mad would have been rolling around with The Punks in his denim dungarees on his roller skates. :D

Tarlam!
06-13-2008, 07:24 AM
:jack:

OK you bastards! This thread is not about politics or how much Sheep-Dip hates Tarlam!

It is about increasing the supply of drumsticks at KFC, And, reducing the thighs.

Skinbasket has been using his scientific genius in his garage to develop a better Pam Andseron. I question this. I say, "WHY" and I do so loudly. For Skin, bless his liver, will only produce one perfect male. One perfect female.

While ALL THE WORLD CRYS OUT FOR DRUMSTICKS!!

sheepshead
06-13-2008, 07:25 AM
I questioned these posts because 1) i didn't get the humor if there was to be any.
2)they weren't getting many if any responses, so i wasn't alone.

So why did you question me, when i brought it up earlier? Having spent time on here now, and seeing what goes on. who are you to question anyone about anything? How dare you call me out the way you did when I got here. You're all over the fucking board anyway. What are you on man? And who in the flying fuck do you think you are? You don't appear to have a clear thought in your head.


1) That's because you're not a very humorous individual
2) I am known to be a lunatic and I hardly ever get responses to my posts

I questioned you, when exactly? What did you bring up earlier and when exactly?

I called you out in probably two posts, because you bashed other posters and offered you some sound advice in two others. I called you out because I knew from reading your garbage at JSO that you are a trouble maker with a bad attitude and that you are an arrogant cyber person. I know, I am an arrogant person. In real life.

This particular post of yours only tells me you hold grudges and that you are not very intelligent. I actually held you in higher esteem than you seem to deserve. I am astonished that you would attack me like this, especially in light of PM correspondence. But you are who you are.

Sheep-dip (wow, Mad, I'm name-calling - hold the front page!), you will find the gang around here are far more educated than the pussies you bullied over at JSO.

What I'm on? Scotch. And I do have clear thoughts, I can just never remember them long enough to hold them in print! Unlike you, I don't try and hide the fact that my penis is undersized. (Good one skin!)


You're an idiot.

Tarlam!
06-13-2008, 07:27 AM
You're an idiot.

How profound.

EDIT: And, it took you a long to figure that ot. you could've asked anybody around here, they would have told you "Tarlam! is an idiot".

But like I told you in a PM, if you bash anybody here, you'll need to deal with me.

sheepshead
06-13-2008, 07:53 AM
get a fucking life - really.

SkinBasket
06-13-2008, 07:56 AM
.

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zing...

Deputy Nutz
06-13-2008, 08:08 AM
You're an idiot.

How profound.

EDIT: And, it took you a long to figure that ot. you could've asked anybody around here, they would have told you "Tarlam! is an idiot".

But like I told you in a PM, if you bash anybody here, you'll need to deal with me.


He may be an idiot, but Tarlam! can have a job?

Tarlam!
06-13-2008, 12:12 PM
get a fucking life - really.

And you need to stop denying your dick is too small. Hey, I did, and look at me now!

Deputy Nutz
06-13-2008, 12:16 PM
get a fucking life - really.

And you need to stop denying your dick is too small. Hey, I did, and look at me now!

Yet women keep throwing themselves at you. I guess your the poster boy for the slogan, "its not the size of your drumstick, but the finger licking good taste."

That sounded very gay

Tarlam!
06-13-2008, 12:21 PM
You are a very funny dude, Nutz. That was Scotch OMNF.

bobblehead
06-13-2008, 12:55 PM
:jack:

OK you bastards! This thread is not about politics or how much Sheep-Dip hates Tarlam!

It is about increasing the supply of drumsticks at KFC, And, reducing the thighs.

Skinbasket has been using his scientific genius in his garage to develop a better Pam Andseron. I question this. I say, "WHY" and I do so loudly. For Skin, bless his liver, will only produce one perfect male. One perfect female.

While ALL THE WORLD CRYS OUT FOR DRUMSTICKS!!

I for one want more trashy women, not one ultimately perfect trashy woman.

MadtownPacker
06-13-2008, 01:59 PM
I can't figure out who is mad at who. but i read Skinbasket's post and now I'm all worked up too.Good, can I slapping my political cock against your forehead ad nauseum?Slapping of a cock against any kind of forehead requires some sort of penile length, my brutha, that little Chorizo is more apt to do some poking than slapping. :lol: :lol: :lol:What? Has your segregated ass even seen a real chorizo?? They are like foot longs foolio!!! Ask Harlan, he is a chorizo expert. Shit is spicy and goes straight to the stomach.

MadtownPacker
06-13-2008, 02:05 PM
BTW, how do you have time to post today. I would think between blowing kobe and the rest of the lakers you'd be pretty busy.

Bet you are disgrace to your family..a maricon...and with a black man. Yikes.Is that the best you can come up puto? Dont even talk about family cuz your scandalous self probably got disowned for raping the farm animals and now you believe people here love and care about your stupid ass. What a pathetic excuse for a living organism you are.

MadtownPacker
06-13-2008, 02:09 PM
I for one want more trashy women, not one ultimately perfect trashy woman.Why dont you just go get a prostitute? We know it wont be the first time. :D

MadtownPacker
06-13-2008, 02:13 PM
Again I check out a thread I had been ignoring and find my name taken in vain.Haha, shit Tex, you need to run a search for it. You name was taken in vain long before you got here. :lol:

Freak Out
06-13-2008, 02:15 PM
You are a very funny dude, Nutz. That was Scotch OMNF.

"It burns"

What is your scotch of choice?

twoseven
06-13-2008, 02:20 PM
I can't figure out who is mad at who. but i read Skinbasket's post and now I'm all worked up too.Good, can I slapping my political cock against your forehead ad nauseum?Slapping of a cock against any kind of forehead requires some sort of penile length, my brutha, that little Chorizo is more apt to do some poking than slapping. :lol: :lol: :lol:What? Has your segregated ass even seen a real chorizo?? They are like foot longs foolio!!! Ask Harlan, he is a chorizo expert. Shit is spicy and goes straight to the stomach.
Foolio? Segregated..I walk the mean streets, pal. Don't make me flash my signs.

:lol:

Hi-larious.

Keep it up, I may be forced to start talking shit soon and verbally toss your big mexican butt around this site of yours. :)

Seen a real Chorizo? I'm into female parts, sailor. Besides, chorizos are fattening as hell and I gotta stay light. I cooked up some chorizos with shrimp, garlic, paprika and onions.. like Emeril's show taught me, one time, not too shabby. Those Chorizos were halfway between a mexican and white man size (4-6 inches).

MadtownPacker
06-13-2008, 02:33 PM
Foolio? Segregated..I walk the mean streets, pal. Don't make me flash my signs.

:lol:

Hi-larious.

Keep it up, I may be forced to start talking shit soon and verbally toss your big mexican butt around this site of yours. :)

Seen a real Chorizo? I'm into female parts, sailor. Besides, chorizos are fattening as hell and I gotta stay light. I cooked up some chorizos with shrimp, garlic, paprika and onions.. like Emeril's show taught me, one time, not too shabby. Those Chorizos were halfway between a mexican and white man size (4-6 inches).This isn't my forum you sideshow clown. I just take care of the lawn for all the gabachos putos that are members of this country club.

Save your Rachal Ray cook talk girly-maan. This thread is for hombres with huevos.

twoseven
06-13-2008, 02:42 PM
Foolio? Segregated..I walk the mean streets, pal. Don't make me flash my signs.

:lol:

Hi-larious.

Keep it up, I may be forced to start talking shit soon and verbally toss your big mexican butt around this site of yours. :)

Seen a real Chorizo? I'm into female parts, sailor. Besides, chorizos are fattening as hell and I gotta stay light. I cooked up some chorizos with shrimp, garlic, paprika and onions.. like Emeril's show taught me, one time, not too shabby. Those Chorizos were halfway between a mexican and white man size (4-6 inches).This isn't my forum you sideshow clown. I just take care of the lawn for all the gabachos putos that are members of this country club.

Save your Rachal Ray cook talk girly-maan. This thread is for hombres with huevos.
I just wanted to make you feel special by calling this place your site.

If I knew earlier that you were the cyber version of Carl from Caddyshack I would have talked to you like Judge Smails. What are you doing later..how'd you like to come over and mow my lawn?

Rachel Ray and girly-maan? Them's words that'll get a vatos ass drop kicked like a fourth grader's kickball at recess ese. Better check yo self before I give one of your homies a slap to pass along to you... :D

MadtownPacker
06-13-2008, 02:54 PM
Rachel Ray and girly-maan? Them's words that'll get a vatos ass drop kicked like a fourth grader's kickball. Better check yo self before I give Taco John a slap to pass along to you...
The Govenator would have you executed if you lived in Kali-four-nia.

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1559387,00.html

twoseven
06-13-2008, 02:57 PM
Rachel Ray and girly-maan? Them's words that'll get a vatos ass drop kicked like a fourth grader's kickball. Better check yo self before I give Taco John a slap to pass along to you...
The Govenator would have you executed if you lived in Kali-four-nia.

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1559387,00.htmlYou saan-of-a-bitch.

LL2
06-13-2008, 03:01 PM
Did someone piss Mad off today? He's bitch slapping everyone today. He is the pissed off rat though, but he's on a roll.

I'll step aside before he throws spanish insults I will not understand.

twoseven
06-13-2008, 03:10 PM
Did someone piss Mad off today? He's bitch slapping everyone today. He is the pissed off rat though, but he's on a roll.

I'll step aside before he throws spanish insults I will not understand.
Bitch slapping everyone? I'll admit that when he fights he probably does slap, and he also probably does so like a bitch, but that's as far as it goes. :D

GrnBay007
06-13-2008, 05:08 PM
Did someone piss Mad off today? He's bitch slapping everyone today.

I believe that means he's in a good mood.

LL2
06-13-2008, 10:07 PM
Did someone piss Mad off today? He's bitch slapping everyone today.

I believe that means he's in a good mood.

Your probably right. I should've known.

MJZiggy
06-13-2008, 10:55 PM
Did someone piss Mad off today? He's bitch slapping everyone today. He is the pissed off rat though, but he's on a roll.

I'll step aside before he throws spanish insults I will not understand.

I can translate if you need...I'm just helpful that way. :P

Tarlam!
06-13-2008, 10:56 PM
Fuck you all! What about my drumsticks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MJZiggy
06-13-2008, 10:57 PM
Fuck drumsticks. Have some lobster.

Tarlam!
06-13-2008, 11:03 PM
We need Red Lobster in Germany RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

MJZiggy
06-13-2008, 11:28 PM
When you come to see me I feed you nice Maryland Blue Crab...

twoseven
06-14-2008, 05:55 AM
We need Red Lobster in Germany RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
This is the most entertaining string in awhile. This one and Skinbasket carrying us all until August with his Dr. Frankenbasket experiments..oh, and Mad acting tough like Francis Soyer..funny stuff.

bobblehead
06-14-2008, 11:27 AM
I for one want more trashy women, not one ultimately perfect trashy woman.Why dont you just go get a prostitute? We know it wont be the first time. :D

Hey, lets get one thing straight, I have far too much self esteem to pay for it, instead I find trashy women with low self esteem who give it away so I can save my own self esteem in my own twisted way.

twoseven
06-14-2008, 11:52 AM
I for one want more trashy women, not one ultimately perfect trashy woman.Why dont you just go get a prostitute? We know it wont be the first time. :D

Hey, lets get one thing straight, I have far too much self esteem to pay for it, instead I find trashy women with low self esteem who give it away so I can save my own self esteem in my own twisted way.So YOU are the sicko that voted for the girl with crabs instead of Wonderwoman.

bobblehead
06-14-2008, 01:28 PM
I haven't voted on any of them...I want volume, not one in perfection who wouldn't have me.

Charles Woodson
06-14-2008, 01:45 PM
Fuck you all! What about my drumsticks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.tellmewhereonearth.com/photostore2/MVC-893S.JPG

Theres your damn 4 legged chicken

or if you prefer

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/210000/210022CHkg_w.jpg

Deputy Nutz
06-14-2008, 07:03 PM
We need Red Lobster in Germany RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

If I didn't already know Tarlam! I would swear on all that is holy that he was a black man.

Deputy Nutz
06-14-2008, 07:04 PM
Fuck you all! What about my drumsticks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.tellmewhereonearth.com/photostore2/MVC-893S.JPG

Theres your damn 4 legged chicken

or if you prefer

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/210000/210022CHkg_w.jpg

Thats only one Chicken with another Chicken shoved up it's ass.

red
06-14-2008, 07:14 PM
thats what i thought too

GrnBay007
06-14-2008, 10:36 PM
Why do the men get to vote on actual women......many of them attractive..and the women get to vote on robots and guys wrapped in plastic? Skin??? Do you need help with finding men for us to vote on or what?

Deputy Nutz
06-14-2008, 10:41 PM
Why do the men get to vote on actual women......many of them attractive..and the women get to vote on robots and guys wrapped in plastic? Skin??? Do you need help with finding men for us to vote on or what?

You had your choice between Fabio and Jesus.

GrnBay007
06-14-2008, 10:44 PM
Why do the men get to vote on actual women......many of them attractive..and the women get to vote on robots and guys wrapped in plastic? Skin??? Do you need help with finding men for us to vote on or what?

You had your choice between Fabio and Jesus.

I'm a Catholic girl......I wasn't touching that one!!!! :shock:

:P

MJZiggy
06-14-2008, 10:48 PM
Jesus was misrepresented in that poll anyway...

Tarlam!
06-15-2008, 02:20 AM
I'm a Catholic girl......

I love Catholic girls.....

Tarlam!
06-15-2008, 03:42 AM
I for one want more trashy women, not one ultimately perfect trashy woman.Why dont you just go get a prostitute? We know it wont be the first time. :D

Hey, lets get one thing straight, I have far too much self esteem to pay for it, instead I find trashy women with low self esteem who give it away so I can save my own self esteem in my own twisted way.

Bobble, even if you "think" it's for free, it never is. There are always costs involved. At least with a hooker she'll tell you up front what the bill is gonna amount to.

Partial
06-15-2008, 04:30 AM
I'm a Catholic girl......

I love Catholic girls.....

no dome bro Tar I cannot wait to chill man you rock

Tarlam!
06-15-2008, 04:34 AM
I'm a Catholic girl......

I love Catholic girls.....

no dome bro Tar I cannot wait to chill man you rock

Partial, one more time in Australian or German, please? :D

SkinBasket
06-15-2008, 08:58 AM
I can't be too sure, but I think he just offered you fellatio with a side order of cuddling.

Tarlam!
06-15-2008, 09:29 AM
I can't be too sure, but I think he just offered you fellatio with a side order of cuddling.

You mean, I got lucky at last? :shock: Good lord, I need Scotch.

Charles Woodson
06-15-2008, 08:22 PM
I can't be too sure, but I think he just offered you fellatio with a side order of cuddling.

You mean, I got lucky at last? :shock: Good lord, I need Scotch.

your probably going to need more than scotch after that