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SkinBasket
06-13-2008, 07:12 AM
The Skinbasket desires to create the perfect human. The best place to find the materials necessary for this is obviously the internet.

After a highly scientific culling of the internet to provide a diverse, yet representative random sample, the SkinBasket has decided to allow his fellow Packerrats to determine the course of human evolution by voting in a winner take all tournament consisting of 32 men and 32 women. The champions will be mated and human perfection shall be achieved.

The perfect woman should be filled with wonder. One of today's candidates is so wonderful, it's part of her name. The other is covered in wonder. Itchy, scratchy wonder. And she wondering when you're coming to bed. Science... engage!

Wonder Woman vs Ugly Girl with Crabs Eagerly Awaiting You in Hotel

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Zool
06-13-2008, 07:41 AM
Impulse power to Linda Evans sir?
Make it so #1.
Deputy Nutz
06-13-2008, 08:10 AM
I think we have all wanted to bang Wonder Woman. At least have the women in our lives dress up like Wonder Woman.
twoseven
06-13-2008, 02:26 PM
who the hell voted for the girl with crabs?
SkinBasket
06-13-2008, 04:53 PM
Science knows because he was the only other poster on when he voted immediately after the post went up. Science won't sell out the poor man who votes for the sure thing.
Freak Out
06-13-2008, 05:02 PM
I'll take the wench with a whip. Or was it a lariat? No matter.
3irty1
06-13-2008, 05:32 PM
I just want to thank Skin, a guy who I'll probably never meet, for single handedly carrying the entire forum on his back during the off season. Yes this is better than the draft. Skin, I would follow you to hell laughing.
red
06-13-2008, 05:34 PM
gotta be wonder woman.

even though she would probably snap you off with her wonder vag
twoseven
06-13-2008, 05:44 PM
Science knows because he was the only other poster on when he voted immediately after the post went up. Science won't sell out the poor man who votes for the sure thing.
Just out the poor bastard already. Those that wish to flex their sausage fingers as they daydream of the perverse should be given no quarter.
Joemailman
06-13-2008, 06:47 PM
who the hell voted for the girl with crabs?

I love seafood.
3irty1
06-13-2008, 07:09 PM
who the hell voted for the girl with crabs?

I love seafood.

Pretty sure some sort of line has been crossed.
oregonpackfan
06-13-2008, 10:45 PM
Not only did Wonder Woman have an incredible body, she brought along her own cape so you could do her on the floor. :)
Freak Out
06-13-2008, 11:50 PM
Not only did Wonder Woman have an incredible body, she brought along her own cape so you could do her on the floor. :)

OPF...always the gentlemen.
the_idle_threat
06-14-2008, 01:15 AM
:lol:

Thank you, science, for not selling me out.

Lube her up with some cocktail sauce, and it's go time.