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Jimx29
07-04-2008, 08:24 PM
The American Family Association obviously didn't foresee the problems that might arise with its strict policy to always replace the word "gay" with "homosexual" on the Web site of its Christian news outlet, OneNewsNow. The group's automated system for changing the forbidden word wound up publishing a story about a world-class sprinter named "Tyson Homosexual" who qualified this week for the Beijing Olympics. The problem: Tyson's real last name is Gay. Therefore, OneNewsNow's reliable software changed the Associated Press story about Tyson Gay's amazing Olympic qualifying trial to read this way:

Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.

His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to watch in Beijing.

"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me...."

The OneNewsNow story about Gay, which was spotted by blogger Ed Brayton at scienceblogs.com, as well as by gay blogs, including PageOneQ, even included these nice details about Mr. Homosexual's qualifying sprint:

Wearing a royal blue uniform with red and white diagonal stripes across the front, along with matching shoes, all in a tribute to 1936 Olympic star Jesse Owens, Homosexual dominated the competition. He started well and pulled out to a comfortable lead by the 40-meter mark. This time, he kept pumping those legs all the way through the finish line, extending his lead. In Saturday's opening heat, Homosexual pulled way up, way too soon, and nearly was caught by the field, before accelerating again and lunging in for fourth place.


:roll: :roll:


linkage (http://blog.washingtonpost.com/sleuth/2008/07/christian_sites_ban_on_g_word.html)

oregonpackfan
07-04-2008, 09:35 PM
Humorous story!

Harlan Huckleby
07-04-2008, 10:40 PM
another exemplary homosexual:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30366

texaspackerbacker
07-05-2008, 09:55 AM
If you're name is GAY, you better be able to run fast.

Brando19
07-05-2008, 10:19 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA, hilarious!

mraynrand
07-05-2008, 10:22 AM
Ben Homosexual had a brief career with the Cleveland Browns


2001 stats:

Statistics
Rushing Stats

year team league games ATT YDS AVG TD LNG
2001 CLE NFL 16 51 172 3.4 1 40
1 year NFL career 16 51 172 3.4 1 0
Kick Return Stats

year team league games RET YDS AVG LNG TD
2001 CLE NFL 16 23 513 22.3 42 0
1 year NFL career 16 23 513 22.3 0 0
Receiving Stats

year team league games REC YDS AVG TD LNG
2001 CLE NFL 16 4 11 2.8 0 7
1 year NFL career 16 4 11 2.8 0 0
Fumble Recovery Stats

year team league games TOT OWR OPR YDS TD
2001 CLE NFL 16 4 1 0 0 0
1 year NFL career 16 4 1 0 0 0

Scott Campbell
07-05-2008, 10:23 AM
"Doctors describe his condition as stable but homosexual."



:lol:

Scott Campbell
07-05-2008, 10:25 AM
another exemplary homosexual:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30366




Kinda makes you wonder what they'd do with your real name .

Iron Mike
07-05-2008, 10:37 AM
"You don't need to be homosexual to have honor, Harold."

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071106/afew_l.jpg

Iron Mike
07-05-2008, 10:40 AM
http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/Seinfeld_not_that_theres_small.jpg

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Harlan Huckleby
07-05-2008, 11:13 AM
iron mike, this is the second time i've swatted that roving bug on my screen.,


your SIG is cruel to seasoned citizens.

MJZiggy
07-05-2008, 11:44 AM
Ok, since we're on the topic of names, this is the second time in 2 days. First I'm watching baseball and the opposing left fielder's name is Milton Bradley. I mean, really? No Ben Gay. Why don't people think of the children when coming up with names for them?

Harlan Huckleby
07-05-2008, 11:46 AM
what were YOUR parents thinking when they named you Ziggy?

MJZiggy
07-05-2008, 11:49 AM
That was my married name. My parents had nothing to do with it.

mraynrand
07-05-2008, 01:10 PM
"You don't need to be homosexual to have honor, Harold."

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071106/afew_l.jpg


You!



You are still dangerous.



But you can be my wingman anytime.



Bullshit. You can be mine.

http://www.webstar.co.uk/~afzal/images/topgun.jpg

mraynrand
07-05-2008, 01:11 PM
The Iceman Cometh

http://www.movieactors.com/freezes1/TopGun10.jpeg

GrnBay007
07-05-2008, 01:17 PM
Awwe, I love that movie!!!! :D

esp. the volleyball scene. :P

Jimx29
07-05-2008, 03:25 PM
He's been cursed.

Homosexual now hurt:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080705/ap_on_sp_ol/oly_ath_track_trials