Anti-Polar Bear
06-07-2006, 07:55 PM
Ted Is Trapped in the Closet, Chap. 11 :)
You’re the beauty, the beauty I desire
Let’s watch Troy burn over Greece’s fire
And when everything has turned to dust
Together we can learn to trust
Just the two of us remains
True love can then began
Said Mac, “I don’t know where everybody isâ€ÂÂ
Said Ted, “Hush, Mac, just give me a kissâ€ÂÂ
“Donââ ‚¬â„¢t worry about everyone, Mac, I attempt for us to fallâ€ÂÂ
“Winning, Mac, winning doesn’t matter to me at allâ€ÂÂ
Said Mac, “This profession has brought us togetherâ€ÂÂ
“Itââ €šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s as if, Ted, as if we were meant for one anotherâ€ÂÂ
“Youââ ‚¬â„¢re a beautiful creature, Tedâ€ÂÂ
“Like a polar bear, like roses are redâ€ÂÂ
“Ted, you’re the only thing that’s realâ€ÂÂ
“Everything else is nothing, unrealâ€ÂÂ
Go to the practice field for the OTA
Insert Mac and his adulterous friend, Jag
Said Mac, “Where the hell is Harris!â€ÂÂ
Said Jag, “I wouldn’t know if he’s in Parisâ€ÂÂ
“Iââ⠀šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢m just an offensive coordinator, Macâ€ÂÂ
“I only worry about avoiding sacksâ€ÂÂ
“So, Mac, how did the confession with Ted go?â€ÂÂ
Did you tell him our love is far more than so and soâ€ÂÂ
Sorry, Jag, it’ll have to wait another dayâ€ÂÂ
I’m so smitten by what Ted has to sayâ€ÂÂ
Why must Cupid strikes us all?â€ÂÂ
In love with each other, we fall
I just want to smoke her weed
But I’m that hunger which she feeds
We’ll do it over and over again, sigh
Doesn’t matter so long as I’m high
(Note: these lyrics are inspired by Snow Patrol’s recent released album, Eyes Open, which is a splendid work of art)
You’re the beauty, the beauty I desire
Let’s watch Troy burn over Greece’s fire
And when everything has turned to dust
Together we can learn to trust
Just the two of us remains
True love can then began
Said Mac, “I don’t know where everybody isâ€ÂÂ
Said Ted, “Hush, Mac, just give me a kissâ€ÂÂ
“Donââ ‚¬â„¢t worry about everyone, Mac, I attempt for us to fallâ€ÂÂ
“Winning, Mac, winning doesn’t matter to me at allâ€ÂÂ
Said Mac, “This profession has brought us togetherâ€ÂÂ
“Itââ €šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s as if, Ted, as if we were meant for one anotherâ€ÂÂ
“Youââ ‚¬â„¢re a beautiful creature, Tedâ€ÂÂ
“Like a polar bear, like roses are redâ€ÂÂ
“Ted, you’re the only thing that’s realâ€ÂÂ
“Everything else is nothing, unrealâ€ÂÂ
Go to the practice field for the OTA
Insert Mac and his adulterous friend, Jag
Said Mac, “Where the hell is Harris!â€ÂÂ
Said Jag, “I wouldn’t know if he’s in Parisâ€ÂÂ
“Iââ⠀šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢m just an offensive coordinator, Macâ€ÂÂ
“I only worry about avoiding sacksâ€ÂÂ
“So, Mac, how did the confession with Ted go?â€ÂÂ
Did you tell him our love is far more than so and soâ€ÂÂ
Sorry, Jag, it’ll have to wait another dayâ€ÂÂ
I’m so smitten by what Ted has to sayâ€ÂÂ
Why must Cupid strikes us all?â€ÂÂ
In love with each other, we fall
I just want to smoke her weed
But I’m that hunger which she feeds
We’ll do it over and over again, sigh
Doesn’t matter so long as I’m high
(Note: these lyrics are inspired by Snow Patrol’s recent released album, Eyes Open, which is a splendid work of art)