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Tyrone Bigguns
07-29-2008, 07:54 PM
Writing this month in Medical Hypotheses, the researchers argue that the hormone prolactin may be to blame.

Prolactin stimulates milk production and fatherly love. Blood levels of the hormone rise after sex, especially following orgasm during intercourse. Increased prolactin has in turn been linked to weight gain in several species, including humans who suffer from hyperprolactinaemia (chronically high prolactin levels). And expectant dads are also thought to get chubbier due to a rise in prolactin.

Putting these observations together, Ritesh Menezes from the Department of Forensic Medicine and Toxicology at Kasturba Medical College in Mangalore, India, and colleagues suggest "that increased sexual activity may possibly be a causative factor in gaining body weight".

MadtownPacker
07-29-2008, 07:57 PM
Harlan is proof that this is a lie.

BallHawk
07-29-2008, 08:00 PM
Does this mean the people of Wisconsin are sex maniacs?

HowardRoark
07-29-2008, 08:16 PM
Hello boys!!!!!

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Tyrone Bigguns
07-29-2008, 08:19 PM
Comedy is lost on conservatives.

MJZiggy
07-29-2008, 08:32 PM
BOMNF!!! Somebody get me a beer.

mraynrand
07-29-2008, 08:49 PM
MMMMMMmmmmmmmmm.........Prolaaaaactin. My one weakness!

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Look at that blubber roll!

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oregonpackfan
07-29-2008, 09:30 PM
I'll bet there are a lot of posters on this forum who would gladly donate their services to promote further research on this subject! :lol:

Uh, where do I sign... :oops:

Tyrone Bigguns
07-29-2008, 10:07 PM
Please make sure the wives don't read this....headaches and getting fat...you married guys will never get laid. :oops:

bobblehead
07-30-2008, 01:51 AM
I knew that fat bitch was cheating on me!!!!