A midget

[SkinBasket]

So would you fuck one?

Examples:

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/0/6/8/1/index_midget_lg.jpg

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/cc/Midget_hard-core-heavy-metal-midget.jpg

Sorry, all the rest of Google's midgets were naked.

[Zool]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/cc/Midget_hard-core-heavy-metal-midget.jpg

Check out the tall drink of water in the spandex shorts. Nice Chuck Taylors. Rowr.

[SkinBasket]

For further investigation into midgets I recommend the source of the above photo:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Midget_cockpunching_terrorists

[BallHawk]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/07/Kick_Your_Ass.jpg

[The Leaper]

I'd feel like I was screwing an 8 year old.

[BallHawk]

I'd feel like I was screwing an 8 year old.

You don't fancy yourself some loli?

[bobblehead]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/cc/Midget_hard-core-heavy-metal-midget.jpg

Check out the tall drink of water in the spandex shorts. Nice Chuck Taylors. Rowr.

I might prefer the midget in that picture.

[MJZiggy]

I might prefer celibacy in that picture.