Finding Jesus

[BallHawk]

No this is not a preachy religious thread, far from it.

Why are people, and the media that follows, so conviced with finding Jesus in everyday items? Looking on cnn.com today I find this....

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2008/07/30/stang.holy.cat.wndu

Yes, she found Jesus in the fur of a cat that made shelter in her garden.

Combine this with people finding Jesus in Cheetos....

http://blog.beliefnet.com/pontifications/2008/07/praise-cheesus.html

And people selling sandwiches with the Virgin Mary on eBay and making insane amounts of money on it......

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40534000/jpg/_40534689_toastie-afp203.jpg

I'm not calling these people fools, believe what makes you happy, but why does the media and others continue to have on obsession with this? I'm sure I have a few things that look like Jesus in my house, if I looked hard enough.

Doesn't the world have better things to do than looking for the son of God in a cheesy flavored snack?

http://blog.beliefnet.com/pontifications/imgs/Jesus%20Cheeto.jpg

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Yet, those finds have little to do with the biblical description of jesus. Funny how that works. :roll:

[bobblehead]

that cheeto is fucking spooky.

[oregonpackfan]

As a kid in Catholic grade school, I always found it difficult to see Jesus in the painted pictures on the wall. Despite the fact that he lived in the Middle East, Jesus always had blue eyes and dishwater blond hair in the pictures. :roll:

[Tyrone Bigguns]

As a kid in Catholic grade school, I always found it difficult to see Jesus in the painted pictures on the wall. Despite the fact that he lived in the Middle East, Jesus always had blue eyes and dishwater blond hair in the pictures. :roll:

It is frightening how many jews/semitic people have blue eyes and blond hair. :roll:

[BallHawk]

As a kid in Catholic grade school, I always found it difficult to see Jesus in the painted pictures on the wall. Despite the fact that he lived in the Middle East, Jesus always had blue eyes and dishwater blond hair in the pictures. :roll:

It is frightening how many jews/semitic people have blue eyes and blond hair. :roll:

Yeah, but having a guy that looked like Eugene Levy nailed to a cross doesn't scream "world religion."

[Tyrone Bigguns]

As a kid in Catholic grade school, I always found it difficult to see Jesus in the painted pictures on the wall. Despite the fact that he lived in the Middle East, Jesus always had blue eyes and dishwater blond hair in the pictures. :roll:

It is frightening how many jews/semitic people have blue eyes and blond hair. :roll:

Yeah, but having a guy that looked like Eugene Levy nailed to a cross doesn't scream "world religion."

Well, it would scream our religion is the funniest.

C'mon..this guy could front a religion.

http://www.nndb.com/people/260/000044128/landon4-sized.jpg

[Harlan Huckleby]

As a kid in Catholic grade school, I always found it difficult to see Jesus in the painted pictures on the wall. Despite the fact that he lived in the Middle East, Jesus always had blue eyes and dishwater blond hair in the pictures. :roll:

It is frightening how many jews/semitic people have blue eyes and blond hair. :roll:

are you including the JAPs?

[BallHawk]

As a kid in Catholic grade school, I always found it difficult to see Jesus in the painted pictures on the wall. Despite the fact that he lived in the Middle East, Jesus always had blue eyes and dishwater blond hair in the pictures. :roll:

It is frightening how many jews/semitic people have blue eyes and blond hair. :roll:

are you including the JAPs?

Bleached hair and colored contacts don't count. JAPs are the #1 threat to human existence.

[Harlan Huckleby]

you are quite wrong, Jewish girls are way more into sex then their repressed Christian sisters.

[Iron Mike]

http://www.penzoo.com/Assets/Images/Jesus%20Mullet.gif

You mean Jesus DOESN'T have a mullet??? :shock:

[Tyrone Bigguns]

you are quite wrong, Jewish girls are way more into sex then their repressed Christian sisters.

How do you know when a Protestant girl has an orgasm?

She moves.

[Joemailman]

Jesus at Packer Press Conference:


http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0bfC00m37jeej/610x.jpg