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SkinBasket
08-04-2008, 05:12 PM
Science has awoken again. Fresh and seething with curiosity like a peppermint fairy's back door.

After a highly scientific culling of the internet to provide a diverse, yet representative random sample, the SkinBasket has decided to allow his fellow Packerrats to determine the course of human evolution by voting in a winner take all tournament consisting of 32 men and 32 women. The champions will be mated and human perfection shall be achieved.

The Perfect Female stands before us. The first finalist, Actress and Child Collector Angelina Jolie, may be a little "used," but in doing so has proven she can produce. After rubbing herself suggestively past The Olsen Twins, Cat Girl Without A Dad, and Intergalactic Adventurer Barbarella, she sttod on the brink of uterine elimination until a couple of last minute votes propelled her past Playboy’s Cyber Girl Of The Year Jo Garcia by a single vote. But 1 is still a numbers and numbers are scientific. Science does not question scientific things.

Also vying for the right to grow the perfect baby inside her is Boobjob Pam Anderson, destroyer of Cyclist "Tammy" Thomas, Stage Actress Heather Headley, Wonder Woman, and Shyamali Malakar, Demonic Hooters Girl and Sister to American Idol Sanjaya. Using her scientifically enchanted body, she has proven to be a scientifically significant womb bearer.

Actress and Child Collector Angelina Jolie vs Boobjob Pam Anderson

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/skinbasket/pf.jpg

BallHawk
08-04-2008, 07:40 PM
Talk about an anti-climactic ending.

Jolie up 7-0.

Joemailman
08-04-2008, 10:26 PM
Those lips over fake boobs any day. Really, Pam has become a freak.

Tyrone Bigguns
08-04-2008, 10:32 PM
Really, Pam has become a freak.

IN all the right ways. :wink:

The Leaper
08-05-2008, 09:01 AM
I'll take Pam in her prime any day over Jolie.

GoPackGo
08-05-2008, 10:44 AM
I'll take Pam in her prime any day over Jolie.

I agree. Look at those hips!

Freak Out
08-06-2008, 05:51 PM
So when do we get to see the results of the Magnum P.I and Jolie copulation? A video of the copulation would be acceptable as well. Preferable actually.....

justanotherpackfan
08-07-2008, 10:21 PM
Aussie swimmer Stephanie Rice.

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object2/1052/118/l23917998736_8006.jpg[/img]

justanotherpackfan
08-07-2008, 10:25 PM
Kate Beckinsale
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Kate-Beckinsale/Kate-Beckinsale-84.JPG

justanotherpackfan
08-07-2008, 10:28 PM
More Stephanie Rice

http://stephanierice.bigblog.com.au/data/5/27020/image/NZAUS423858720080708134352.jpg

justanotherpackfan
08-07-2008, 10:30 PM
Raven Riley

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1294/559289696_37353d9696.jpg

justanotherpackfan
08-07-2008, 10:32 PM
Unversity of Delaware hottie Amber Stratton
Her YouTube channel can be found here.
http://www.youtube.com/user/astratt01

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1649/amberstratton015nh2.jpg

justanotherpackfan
08-07-2008, 10:39 PM
Representing the University of Florida State: Jenn Sterger

http://www.baseballdigestdaily.com/blog/uploaded_images/JS_Gallery001_img04-788973.jpg

Harlan Huckleby
08-07-2008, 10:40 PM
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1649/amberstratton015nh2.jpg

winner

justanotherpackfan
08-07-2008, 10:43 PM
winner
We aim to please sir.

Zool
08-07-2008, 10:44 PM
I'll go one further than HH and say winner winner chicken dinner.

BallHawk
08-07-2008, 10:48 PM
I see somebody else has discovered jj.am

justanotherpackfan
08-07-2008, 10:52 PM
Autumn Reeser

http://www.autumn-reeser.info/wallpapers/autumn-reeser-01.jpg

justanotherpackfan
08-08-2008, 10:01 AM
Megan Fox

http://www.collegecandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/06/megan-fox-panties.jpg

justanotherpackfan
08-08-2008, 10:11 AM
Misa Campo

http://a167.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00746/66/11/746081166_l.jpg

justanotherpackfan
08-08-2008, 10:15 AM
I see somebody else has discovered jj.am
Huh?

I'm going to have to go with Autumn Reeser for the win.