SkinBasket
08-04-2008, 05:13 PM
Science has awoken again. Fresh and seething with curiosity like a peppermint fairy's back door.
After a highly scientific culling of the internet to provide a diverse, yet representative random sample, the SkinBasket has decided to allow his fellow Packerrats to determine the course of human evolution by voting in a winner take all tournament consisting of 32 men and 32 women. The champions will be mated and human perfection shall be achieved.
The Perfect Male stands before us. Is it our first finalist, Magnum PI? With victories over Conan the Destroyer, The Little Dragon Bruce Lee, Professor T, and most recently Actor Brat Pitt, his road has not been an easy one. Yet, his winning smile and fuzzy chest stand ready for one last challenge to his right to progeneration of the perfect human.
His opposition is none other than The Chuck Norris. Chuck battled his way past Fox's "Hell's Kitchen 2" Giacomo, Fat Guy From Lost, Party Guy, and finally scored a stunning decision over The Iron Jesus. The Chuck Norris rallies his pride, sings the national anthem, and prepares himself for battle once more.
Magnum PI vs The Chuck Norris
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After a highly scientific culling of the internet to provide a diverse, yet representative random sample, the SkinBasket has decided to allow his fellow Packerrats to determine the course of human evolution by voting in a winner take all tournament consisting of 32 men and 32 women. The champions will be mated and human perfection shall be achieved.
The Perfect Male stands before us. Is it our first finalist, Magnum PI? With victories over Conan the Destroyer, The Little Dragon Bruce Lee, Professor T, and most recently Actor Brat Pitt, his road has not been an easy one. Yet, his winning smile and fuzzy chest stand ready for one last challenge to his right to progeneration of the perfect human.
His opposition is none other than The Chuck Norris. Chuck battled his way past Fox's "Hell's Kitchen 2" Giacomo, Fat Guy From Lost, Party Guy, and finally scored a stunning decision over The Iron Jesus. The Chuck Norris rallies his pride, sings the national anthem, and prepares himself for battle once more.
Magnum PI vs The Chuck Norris
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