Random (ATTN Ballhawk)

[justanotherpackfan]

I just had my wisdom teeth pulled out this morning. I was spitting blood for half an hour.

Why does ballhawk have the pedophile bear in his avatar?

Will the large hadron collider destroy the earth?

[bobblehead]

stop spitting, it will keep you bleeding. Swallow gently or drool it out.

[Freak Out]

1. Still have all my wisdom teeth.

2. Pedophile bear? I always thought that was a creepy avatar.

3. It probably will...but at least we'll get to see a black hole up close and personal...for a bit.

[oregonpackfan]

My condolences about your wisdom teeth. It was one of the most painful experiences of my life.

[HowardRoark]

stop spitting, it will keep you bleeding. Swallow gently or drool it out.

Oh to be young and single again. Does that line work for you?

[BallHawk]

Why does ballhawk have the pedophile bear in his avatar?

I frequent 4chan occasionally and it comes up often there so I figured "why not use it as an avatar?"

I didn't realize so many people would recognize it. A few others have asked me about it, too. :D

[Freak Out]

Why does ballhawk have the pedophile bear in his avatar?

I frequent 4chan occasionally

Huh?

...anyway.....the sites down now thanks to you.

[BallHawk]

Why does ballhawk have the pedophile bear in his avatar?

I frequent 4chan occasionally

Huh?

...anyway.....the sites down now thanks to you.

That site has been so messed up lately. As well as all the other chans (7, 99, 11, etc.)

Are you a /b/tard, FO?

[justanotherpackfan]

Damn 4chan and their language. Sh*t never made sense to me. Most people on 4chan are seriously f'd up. (no death threats please)

4chan are the people who once posted seizure-inducing images all over the epilepsy forums.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6q1MMEUQTM&NR=1

you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic youve seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are the reason for "not safe for work". we are the anonymous army. cross us and you will fail. anonymous is everywhere. you depend on us every day. we bag your groceries, we fix your computers. anonymous sees you before you see him. sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best.

we are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we have seen things that defy explantions. heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citzen empty their stomach where they stand. we have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.

4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. this is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. it is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. this is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world. rich in history and foundation. to become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.

there are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. because there is no turning back.
this is 4chan
this is /b/

/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
/b/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
/b/ is wonderful.

[BallHawk]

There are some people on 4chan that are just extremely messed up. Like people that post pictures of dead bodies at car accidents and other gore-related things.

That stuff is just plain out wrong.

Some of the things that they've got going (or did have going) is/was pretty funny. A lot of the meme's are worthwhile.

But I'm far from a full-out /b/tard. Those people just have no heart and/or life.

[BallHawk]

/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
/b/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
/b/ is wonderful.

And that is what makes 4chan funny.

[HarveyWallbangers]

What?

[MJZiggy]

We're old, Harv...

[HarveyWallbangers]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan

I still don't know what the hell you guys are talking about? Should we be concerned that Ballhawk has a pedophile bear avartar?

[HowardRoark]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan

I still don't know what the hell you guys are talking about? Should we be concerned that Ballhawk has a pedophile bear avartar?

He's only been gone for a day and you call him a pedophile? Let's give old Brett a break.

[BallHawk]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan

I still don't know what the hell you guys are talking about? Should we be concerned that Ballhawk has a pedophile bear avartar?

Hell, if I was an unsuspecting guy on an internet forum and I saw a poster that acted old but claimed to be a teenager and had a pedophile bear as an avatar......I'd be spooked. :shock:

:D

[SkinBasket]

This was my proper introduction to pedobear:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7iwLordRVI&feature=related

[BallHawk]

Pedobear is gone but not because of my choice. Some mod thought it would be funny to change my avatar. Well, I admit, I laughed.

But out with the old, in with the new.

Behold......Ruvell!

[HarveyWallbangers]

For the first time in my life, I feel old. I don't get it.

[BallHawk]

For the first time in my life, I feel old. I don't get it.

No need to feel old, Harv. It's an acquired taste. Most people wouldn't understand it.

[justanotherpackfan]

For the first time in my life, I feel old. I don't get it.
Read my post about 4chan and watch the video.

As far as pedo bear, I'm not really sure where it originated from or how, but it's the bear Chris Hansen is jokingly chasing.

[Freak Out]

For the first time in my life, I feel old. I don't get it.

No need to feel old, Harv. It's an acquired taste. Most people wouldn't understand it.

Thank god.

[BallHawk]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/67/Pedobear_anime.jpg

Per Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Pedobear (not to be confused with Medved) is one of the more famous and long running 4chan memes. He actually originated from Japan, where he was called Kuma, literally "Bear". Being Japanese and since all things the Japs create are assumed to be giant pedophiles, the prefix "Pedo-" would be considered redundant in Japan.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f5/Pedobear.gif