Why

[SkinBasket]

Why is everyone so fucking queer lately?

[SkinBasket]

Feel free to add your own ponderings to this thread.

[SkinBasket]

Alright, so I'm back again with another question.

Did you ever want to scribble your own face out in the mirror with a sharpie, but then didn't because you'd have to walk all the way down stairs to get the marker, so instead you just go to sleep with your hand on your cock instead?

[SkinBasket]

Oh. And if someone could do me a favor:

Spray your balls with Tinactin foot spray. Let me know if your man sack inflames, grows twice it's normal size and itches like you just fucked Zool's mom. That would be great. Thanks.

[Scott Campbell]

Why is everyone so fucking queer lately?



Don't look at me. I've been on vacation for 4 weeks.

[Scott Campbell]

Feel free to add your own ponderings to this thread.




I often wonder if you'd recommend Nutz's dad for bathroom remodeling projects.

[BallHawk]

Fluoride in the water.

[SkinBasket]

I often wonder if you'd recommend Nutz's dad for bathroom remodeling projects.

Yes. Highly. The workmanship is solid and professional. He followed the SkinBasket's plan, was adaptable to my dumb ideas, and yet provided his veteran insight with a firm hand when needed. He took longer than a squad of highly priced goons would, but when he works alone, he's solely accountable and it showed. That and the bathroom was finished at less than half the comparable quotes using higher quality materials. The only regret I have is that I didn't hug him when he left.

[SkinBasket]

Why is painting with demon's blood like using melted tire rubber mixed with sex sugar? The center is always to slick and sultry but the edges are so damned rough. It feels good, but the product is crap.

[SkinBasket]

Why are we still using the same microwave technology to warm up our food that we've been using the last 40 years or whatever? I don;t want to wait 7 minutes to warm up my frozen chicken ala king. I want a machine that I put my food into, press a button, and the machine would analyze the temp and composition of the food, make that beeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuu sound that spaceships do in anime, and the food is warmed to the selected or recommended temperature. No waiting. No burned patches. No cold spots. Just make the motherfucking molecules vibrate already.

[BallHawk]

Skin watches anime?

I pray you aren't a Narutard.

[SkinBasket]

I pray you aren't a Narutard.

I've been known to watch the originals. Haven't kept up since the shippuden started though. I don't get too deep into the piles of silliness out there. Beebop, Berserk, Last Exile, Black Lagoon, Samurai 7, Bleach, and Narutard is about as far as I've ever made it with any interest.

Japs sure know how to tell a good story every now and again. As long as it doesn't involve giant piloted robots, I'll usually give it a chance.

Oh and I watched a few of those demon rape, giant Nazi penis machine hentai movies when I stayed with a friend for a week. Turns out her older brother was a freak for those things. I appreciated his taste at the time. Until his mom came downstairs to share a smoke with me and I couldn't turn the TV off fast enough. I just said they were her son's. It didn't make the situation any less uncomfortable.

[Freak Out]

Oh. And if someone could do me a favor:

Spray your balls with Tinactin foot spray. Let me know if your man sack inflames, grows twice it's normal size and itches like you just fucked Zool's mom. That would be great. Thanks.

I have never used Tinactin on my balls but have used another product you and the Nutter recommended for jock itch. The tubes were expensive and small and my balls are big.....it did do the trick after a few Costco runs though.

[Zool]

Oh and I watched a few of those demon rape, giant Nazi penis machine hentai movies when I stayed with a friend for a week.

Was it the Overfeind? That is one messed up movie.

[SkinBasket]

Oh and I watched a few of those demon rape, giant Nazi penis machine hentai movies when I stayed with a friend for a week.

Was it the Overfeind? That is one messed up movie.

this was like 15 years ago, so all I really remember is a giant machine with dozens of naked ladies strapped in it in a circle having their pipes cleaned by giant dildos that apparently powered the machine somehow. I'm also unclear on the connection to the Nazis. I think it was the same movie that an invisible demon raped a school girl on top of a ferris wheel. I'm not even sure if there were any protagonists in the show, just a bunch of evil sex things.

a quick interweb search revealed this is what I watched: UROTSUKIDOJI 2: LEGEND OF THE DEMON WOMB

Apparently it made the exact same impression on this guy it made on me:


I HAVE NO FUCKING WORDS MAN.... THE NAZI DEATH RAPE MACHINE........WHAT????? THE WHAT???? YES.... THIS ONE SCENE THIS DEMON BUM RUSHES A NICE TEENAGE COUPLE AT THE TOP OF THEIR FERRIS WHEEL RIDE WHIPPING THE DUDE OUT THE WINDOW .. THEN HE GRABS THE TEENAGE GIRL ... BRINGS HER TO THE TOP OF THE CABIN THING AND STRAPS HER ON LIKE UMM LIKE SHE IS ONE OF THOSE FLESH-LIGHT THINGS THEY ALWAYS HAVE ON BANNERS FOR TORRENTSPY OR SOMETHING... DUDE JUST STARTS PLOWING THIS POOR GIRL LIKE HE IS MOWING THE LAWN OR SOMETHING... RIGHT WHEN HE BLASTS HIS DEMON LOAD YOU SEE A PERFECT SHOT OF HER RECENTLY DECEASED BOYFRIEND WITH THIS HEAD HANGING TWO FEET UNDER HIS BODY BY STRANDS OF VEINS AND TORN FLESH ...... ANOTHER ONE WHEN THIS GUY DROPS THIS GIRL FROM THE TOP OF A SKY SCRAPPER AND THEN YOU SEE HER GETTING REAMED BY THIS INVISIBLE DEMON....ANYWAYS .. THIS IS FUCKED UP ....

[BallHawk]

My "friend" wants to know where this movie would be available.

[SkinBasket]

Look for a VHS with a white hand made label somewhere around Wausau WI. Oh, that's after you take your time machine back 15 years.

Otherwise, there's got to be a torrent or something out there somewhere. It just needs your little perverted fingers to do the searching.

[Freak Out]

Look for a VHS with a white hand made label somewhere around Wausau WI. Oh, that's after you take your time machine back 15 years.

Otherwise, there's got to be a torrent or something out there somewhere. It just needs your little perverted fingers to do the searching.

You can buy the fucking shit from Amazon....how bad can it be?

[Freak Out]

Look for a VHS with a white hand made label somewhere around Wausau WI. Oh, that's after you take your time machine back 15 years.

Otherwise, there's got to be a torrent or something out there somewhere. It just needs your little perverted fingers to do the searching.

You can buy the fucking shit from Amazon....how bad can it be?

Sorry....alibris.

http://www.alibris.com/booksearch.detail?S=R&bid=9455954834&cm_mmc=shopcompare-_-base-_-movies-_-na

[Zool]

Its some really bizarre shit. All I remember the the giant octopus tentacle rape demon with the womb cam.

[BallHawk]

Its some really bizarre shit. All I remember the the giant octopus tentacle rape demon with the womb cam.

Tentacle rape describes about, oh, I'd say 60% of all sexual related anime. The Japs have got a thing for tentacles.

[MJZiggy]

Perhaps I need to rethink asking to go to Osaka...

[BallHawk]

Look for a VHS with a white hand made label somewhere around Wausau WI. Oh, that's after you take your time machine back 15 years.

Otherwise, there's got to be a torrent or something out there somewhere. It just needs your little perverted fingers to do the searching.

This torrent is some hard shit to find, at least without paying for it. And getting the uncensored cut.

My computer is going to get killed by a virus doing this. I just know it.

[SkinBasket]

Perhaps I need to rethink asking to go to Osaka...

If there's one thing we've all learned from our Japanese brethren it's that, in the end, the women always like a little penis shaped tentacle space demon rape. They just need to get over the social stigma attached to it.

[BallHawk]

This shit is downloading at 30 KB/s. WTF?

[SkinBasket]

This shit is downloading at 30 KB/s. WTF?

You're downloading a 20 year old pornographic cartoon about nazis, rape, and demons. I would say 30 KB/s is more than you should expect.

Why don't you share the torrent with us?

[BallHawk]

This shit is downloading at 30 KB/s. WTF?

You're downloading a 20 year old pornographic cartoon about nazis, rape, and demons. I would say 30 KB/s is more than you should expect.

Why don't you share the torrent with us?

It's still got 3 hours to go until it's done. I'll share it with you guys if it's the uncensored version. If it's censored it's a complete waste of time, am I right?

[BallHawk]

EDIT.

[BallHawk]

Nevermind, it works. You just need VLC media player.

I'll watch it after the game.

[Partial]

Get that link outta here. You should know better.

Furthermore, using any video software other than MPlayer or VLC is pretty much a digital sin!

[BallHawk]

EDIT.

[BallHawk]

Nothing like some good old-fashioned mid-air tentacle rape.

[BallHawk]

Some guys head just exploded off his body while he was getting head.

These Japanese people are quite amusing.

[BallHawk]

Other Observations:

Some of the characters strongly resemble other characters from Yu Yu Hakusho. Megumi is very alike to Botan.

The music in some parts is exactly like the play "Blood Brothers".

That doctor was supposed to be like Dr. Strangelove, right?

[BallHawk]

PLOT TWIST!!!!!

[BallHawk]

I HAVE NO FUCKING WORDS MAN.... THE NAZI DEATH RAPE MACHINE........WHAT????? THE WHAT???? YES.... THIS ONE SCENE THIS DEMON BUM RUSHES A NICE TEENAGE COUPLE AT THE TOP OF THEIR FERRIS WHEEL RIDE WHIPPING THE DUDE OUT THE WINDOW .. THEN HE GRABS THE TEENAGE GIRL ... BRINGS HER TO THE TOP OF THE CABIN THING AND STRAPS HER ON LIKE UMM LIKE SHE IS ONE OF THOSE FLESH-LIGHT THINGS THEY ALWAYS HAVE ON BANNERS FOR TORRENTSPY OR SOMETHING... DUDE JUST STARTS PLOWING THIS POOR GIRL LIKE HE IS MOWING THE LAWN OR SOMETHING... RIGHT WHEN HE BLASTS HIS DEMON LOAD YOU SEE A PERFECT SHOT OF HER RECENTLY DECEASED BOYFRIEND WITH THIS HEAD HANGING TWO FEET UNDER HIS BODY BY STRANDS OF VEINS AND TORN FLESH ...... ANOTHER ONE WHEN THIS GUY DROPS THIS GIRL FROM THE TOP OF A SKY SCRAPPER AND THEN YOU SEE HER GETTING REAMED BY THIS INVISIBLE DEMON....ANYWAYS .. THIS IS FUCKED UP ....

These words don't do the scenes justice. They must be seen to.....uh......appreciate them.

[BallHawk]

"We'll be joined together in a grand, eternal climax"

Anybody try this pick-up line yet?

[Freak Out]

My wife just asked me.."you sure that's a Packer website you perv?" :lol:

[BallHawk]

Took a break and I'm watching the 2nd part now.

Since in Japan it is illegal to show genitals this movie relies heavily on the womb cam, which looks like an animated version of a colonoscopy.

Currently Takeaki is having a threesome with these chicks, even though he is surrounded with hundreds of dead demon corpses.

[BallHawk]

The chicks he was nailing suddenly turned into something that resembled Ekans from Pokemon.

[BallHawk]

How lame. The story wasn't half-bad but the demonic possesed Takeaki couldn't kill the Overfiend because of the power of friendship. Wow, way to be like every other anime ever.

[BallHawk]

OH NO! THE NAZI DEATH RAPE MACHINE IS BACK!!!

[BallHawk]

Over dramatic anime ending is over dramatic. Way to use the anime ending that has been used in every anime ever. The monster can't kill his target because of friendship. Then the monster shows his human side before dying. *sigh*.

Worth watching though, if you have an hour and a half of spare time. It's amusing, I guess.

[MJZiggy]

Does your mother know you're watching pornographic anime?

[BallHawk]

Does your mother know you're watching pornographic anime?

*ahem* Please use the term proper term, Hentai *ahem*

It's part of my cultural studies. You know, if you study a country's films you get a jist of the country. Watch Ingmar Bergman's films and you understand that Sweden is full of devout Christians who enjoy playing chess. Watch Eisinstein's films and you understand that the Russians are some bad ass MF'ers. And if you watch Japan's films you understand that they enjoy things of a sexual nature, particularly involving demons and tentacles. It's quite interesting, actually, I suggest it to everybody. You really get to understand the people of the world.

NOTE: Actually, I'm a huge fan of Japanese film and this really doesn't represent them, only the freaky teenagers and 20-somethings. Most Japanese film is damn good. Kurosawa, Ozo, Koreeda, etc.

[Iron Mike]

Does your mother know you're watching pornographic anime?

Nice buzz-kill, Zig!!! :worship:

[MJZiggy]

Does your mother know you're watching pornographic anime?

Nice buzz-kill, Zig!!! :worship:

Worried? Is there something I should know??? :mrgreen:

[Iron Mike]

Does your mother know you're watching pornographic anime?

Nice buzz-kill, Zig!!! :worship:

Worried? Is there something I should know??? :mrgreen:

I'd suggest you prepare yourself now for the inevitable shock of the upcoming day when you view your child's History of Viewed Websites. :whaa:

[MJZiggy]

My neighbor just went through that when they suddenly started getting pop up ads for porn sites on the family computer...

[BallHawk]

My neighbor just went through that when they suddenly started getting pop up ads for porn sites on the family computer...

Kid's a rook. On the family computer? Tsk, tsk, tsk. Is the kid like 10 or something?

[MJZiggy]

13. I must admit, he didn't think that one all the way through...

[BallHawk]

13. I must admit, he didn't think that one all the way through...

I'm sure your son will have be more the wiser for the future after hearing of this incident. :D