Charles Barkley to televise his colonoscopy!

[oregonpackfan]

Grab your favorite recliner, bowl of popcorn, and enjoy the televised colonoscopy of Charles Barkley.

This takes "Reality TV" to a new low(pun intended.)

Inside Charles Barkley
By Lee Russakoff
Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:53:50 GMT
Are you one of those people who can't get enough of Charles Barkley?

Something tells me that's about to change.

According to the Philadelphia Daily News' Dan Gross, the former NBA superstar and world renown "turrible" golfer has agreed to undergo a televised colonoscopy as part of the "Stand Up to Cancer" special being aired Sept. 5 by NBC, CBS and ABC.

Barkley said that when he told his friend Fred Lavner, of NB2 Apparel, about being asked to undergo the procedure on television, Lavner replied they were "probably just looking for the celebrity with the biggest a**."
:) :)

[mraynrand]

This is really nothing new. We've been exposed to Barkley's shit for years.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I think it is a great thing to do, and he is the perfect guy for the job.


BTW, did you know that Barkley excelled at NBA forward despite only being 6'4'' tall? His dominance was quite remarkable.

[BallHawk]

Somebody get Grady Jackson's ass on TV, ASAP.

Put that shit on Pay-Per View and watch the money roll in.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I think it is a great thing to do, and he is the perfect guy for the job.


BTW, did you know that Barkley excelled at NBA forward despite only being 6'4'' tall? His dominance was quite remarkable.

Yes. Everybody knew it. Welcome to the party..you are 20 years late.

[bobblehead]

If I were a betting man I would bet skin already knew this and has it TiVoed.

[Kiwon]

What is the opposite of "Must See TV?"

[mraynrand]

What is the opposite of "Must See TV?"

"Growing Pains"

[Zool]

Groin Pains?

[sheepshead]

That's toooorable just toooorable

[SkinBasket]

If I were a betting man I would bet skin already knew this and has it TiVoed.

Nah. I deleted it to make room for your mom's that I recorded on cock-cam 1.

[mraynrand]

Groin Pains?

That's funny - I had written 'aka "Groin Pains"' wondering how long it would take someone to mention it. You win!

[Harlan Huckleby]

I think it is a great thing to do, and he is the perfect guy for the job.


BTW, did you know that Barkley excelled at NBA forward despite only being 6'4'' tall? His dominance was quite remarkable.

Yes. Everybody knew it. Welcome to the party..you are 20 years late.

Charles Barkley was listed as 6'6'' throughout his career. I bet less than 10% of people, including you, were aware that Barkley is really only about 6'4''.

[MJZiggy]

ONLY about 6'4" :lol:

[Harlan Huckleby]

a 6'4'' black man, ehh Ziggy? mmmmmmm, one can only imagine the possibilities ....

If you use an IUD, Sir Charles can take it to the hoop.

:oops:

[MJZiggy]

There's proof we've never met, right there.

[Harlan Huckleby]

but, but, I've always heard that big things come in little packages.

i sink lower with every attempt.

[MJZiggy]

I think you're trying for "good things come in small packages..."

And they'd best be good if their package is that smalll...I can go there too when I have to.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I think it is a great thing to do, and he is the perfect guy for the job.


BTW, did you know that Barkley excelled at NBA forward despite only being 6'4'' tall? His dominance was quite remarkable.

Yes. Everybody knew it. Welcome to the party..you are 20 years late.

Charles Barkley was listed as 6'6'' throughout his career. I bet less than 10% of people, including you, were aware that Barkley is really only about 6'4''.

Players in the nba are routinely given 2 inches. Sorry, HH, but almost everybody who follows bball knew he was short..that is what made him so impressive.

As for me...no go. I followed barkley when he was at auburn under sonny smith..the round mound of rebound..and would routinely destroy mel turpin..another fat guy who eventually ate himself outta the league.

[mraynrand]

i sink lower with every attempt.

That's the most intelligent thing you've said all day, Mr. Hart.