Ahhh the caring tolerant left at it again.

[sheepshead]

http://downspalin.blogspot.com/2008/09/i-hayte-me.html

[HowardRoark]

I thought using the word "retard" was a hate crime.


Russell Brand calls George Bush a 'retard' at MTV awards

(Reuters)
Russell Brand received mixed reactions
Veronica Schmidt
Just who is Russell Brand?

If his aim was to be noticed by America, Russell Brand more than achieved his goal last night as he ranted that President Bush was a “retarded cowboy” while hosting the MTV awards.

The British comedian, who is a virtual unknown in America, left the crème of the music world stunned as he championed Barack Obama, ran down George Bush and made lewd jokes about the Christian pop band Jonas Brothers.

Ignoring the renowned patriotism of Americans, Brand told the Hollywood audience they must vote for Barrack Obama “on behalf of the world”, before insinuating that America had lower standards than Britain when it came to picking leaders.

"Some people, I think they're called racists, say America is not ready for a black president.

"But I know America to be a forward thinking country because otherwise why would you have let that retard and cowboy fella be president for eight years?

"We were very impressed. We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors."

Members of the studio audience, including Britney Spears, who was making a much-hyped comeback appearance, and Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus, looked horrified at Brand’s jokes.

American Idol winner turned chart-topper Jordin Sparks was so incensed by a joke about Christian band Jonas Brothers that she launched her own tirade at the host.

The teenage singer, who wears a ring symbolising her belief in abstaining from sex until marriage, snapped at Brand: "I just want to say, it's not bad to wear a promise ring because not every guy and girl wants to be a slut, OK?"

Brand, a self-confessed sex addict known for his huge hair and boundary-pushing act, apologised for the crack but later went on to make another bawdy joke.

Yet to really break America, despite a role in spring rom-com Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Brand was considered an odd choice for host, a role previously filled by A-listers including Jack Black and P Diddy.

Acknowledging the criticism, Brand joked about his lack of fame in the US: "My persona doesn't really work without fame. Without fame, this haircut could be mistaken for mental illness."

Today, his name is much better known. While the event was hyped as the platform for Spears’ return, Brand almost overshadowed the pop singer in the post-awards press coverage.

The LA Times wrote: “The 2008 VMAs were poised to mark the return of Britney Spears. Instead, they will go down in history as the night when that English guy from Forgetting Sarah Marshall almost made the Jonas Brothers cry.”

The New York Times were appreciative of Brand’s turn, saying the “manic, intelligent English comedian, injected the show with politics (pro-Barack Obama), raunch and philosophical musings.”

But others were less charitable. The Chicago Tribune wrote that “Nobody quite knew what to make of the opening monologue of wild-haired host Russell Brand”, while MTV’s online message boards were besieged by confused and outraged Americans.

One message read: "Why is it that Brits think the rest of the world doesn't get their humour? The myth is a tired excuse for lack of humour."

Another said: "Russell WHO? I didn't realise this show was an Osama (sic) campaign rally. This British nobody looks like he was pulled from the ranks of the homeless - with his unshaved look, rats' nest hair-do and foul mouth."

Fucking New York Times. They will be out of business in my lifetime.

[mraynrand]

The New York Times were appreciative of Brand’s turn, saying the “manic, intelligent English comedian, injected the show with politics (pro-Barack Obama), raunch and philosophical musings.”

It's interesting to see what passes for philosophy these days.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I don't know everything about the left..but, i do know we know how to spell.

[BallHawk]

I don't know everything about the left..but, i do know we know how to spell.

What are you some fancy, literate, American-hating European or something?

GTFO, Ty. Just GTFO.

[mraynrand]

I don't know everything about the left..but, i do know we know how to spell.

You might even be able to pass one of those Dubya fourth grade 'No Child Left Behind' tests - but capitalize 'i' next time.

[texaspackerbacker]

I don't know everything about the left..but, i do know we know how to spell.

Ty can't even spell "I".

[mraynrand]

Double teamed!

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I don't know everything about the left..but, i do know we know how to spell.

Ty can't even spell "I".

Spelling, grammar, capitalization..aint' the same thing.

You can't even make a good joke.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I don't know everything about the left..but, i do know we know how to spell.

Ty can't even spell "I".

double post

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Double teamed!

I always thought Tex and you were queer. Thanx for confirming it.

[retailguy]

I don't know everything about the left..but, i do know we know how to spell.

Ty can't even spell "I".

double post


Can't push the submit button once either, apparently.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I don't know everything about the left..but, i do know we know how to spell.

Ty can't even spell "I".

double post


Can't push the submit button once either, apparently.

Right. The software runs perfectly. :oops:

I've now concluded that you don't even have to work to be an ass..it is your natural state.

[HowardRoark]

I always thought Tex and you were queer.

I think this is a hate crime.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I always thought Tex and you were queer.

I think this is a hate crime.

Why?

I still love them...as you guys say, hate the sin, love the sinner.

[retailguy]

I don't know everything about the left..but, i do know we know how to spell.

Ty can't even spell "I".

double post


Can't push the submit button once either, apparently.

Right. The software runs perfectly. :oops:

I've now concluded that you don't even have to work to be an ass..it is your natural state.

Typical lib. It is always somebody elses fault. :D

[Scott Campbell]

Double teamed!

I always thought Tex and you were queer. Thanx for confirming it.


And you've got an ex wife to prove that you aren't queer?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I don't know everything about the left..but, i do know we know how to spell.

Ty can't even spell "I".

double post


Can't push the submit button once either, apparently.

Right. The software runs perfectly. :oops:

I've now concluded that you don't even have to work to be an ass..it is your natural state.

Typical lib. It is always somebody elses fault. :D

If i could, i'd blame it on big gov't and conservs that sold out once they got to washington...but, you've already taken that excuse.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Double teamed!

I always thought Tex and you were queer. Thanx for confirming it.


And you've got an ex wife to prove that you aren't queer?

And a couple of your wives.

[mraynrand]

Double teamed!

I always thought Tex and you were queer. Thanx for confirming it.

Sounds like you're excited. That probably confirms the fact that you are a giant anal orifice.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Double teamed!

I always thought Tex and you were queer. Thanx for confirming it.

Sounds like you're excited. That probably confirms the fact that you are a giant anal orifice.

I'm excited because you are coming out of the closet. Another log cabin republican in the house.

[mraynrand]

Double teamed!

I always thought Tex and you were queer. Thanx for confirming it.

Sounds like you're excited. That probably confirms the fact that you are a giant anal orifice.

I'm excited because you are coming out of the closet. Another log cabin republican in the house.

You were the one who ASSUMED 'Double teamed' meant something sexual, when I was referring to the basketball term. It doesn't matter what you say now - I know what I was thinking, and YOU'RE the lustful homosexual who will never get it. But keep trying, I'm sure there are some bathhouses in the Phoenix area somewhere.